Coley B's Blog: OMG

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

OMG

I just looked over at the dining room table. My mom is eating that fucking sausage. This does not bode well for my flight safety in a few hours. God is taking me down on this one.

3 comments:

Christina said...: Dude, that's just wrong. I mean, going through the trash all Constanza like (the chocolate éclair) to salvage the BBQ was bad enough (you were in Texas, aren't BBQ places on every corner?), but at least that stuff was still in the styrofoam. But a sausuage you mistook for a half-eaten corn dog?

Dude, I'm going to hell - I came to term with that YEARS ago (I used to have a seat, then a table, then a section, then a room -- I'm up to my own freaking floor in hell now), but you're going to be there with me. It's OK - you can hang out on my floor with all the other cool kids.; May 15, 2007 at 11:31 AM
Lu said...: Cole I am dying reading this post. Come home safely now!; May 15, 2007 at 1:01 PM
Chad Oneil Myers said...: Since I'm three hours ahead of you in TV history, I can tell you that the show was really good tonight.

Fans of all three contestants will be quite pleased. They all hit home runs.; May 15, 2007 at 6:00 PM

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