Welcome to Coley B's Blog-O-Rama of Drama

Blogstress, Cole Bronn, writes little tidbits and occasionally rants about American Idol and other celebrity gossip. And she knits too.

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Definition of Funny: One example


Ok, I admit when people send me stuff they consider "funny", I often do not.  Because I am funny myself, and have quite a high tolerance for funny.

With that being said, I would implore you to watch this video for what I consider some 100% Grade A Quality Funny Ass shiznitz.


Enjoy!!! I have to go chance my underpants.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Kelly's newest controversy with record execs


http://new.music.yahoo.com/blogs/realityrocks/249158/kelly-clarksons-new-single-controversy-all-she-never-wanted/
Read the article. It's pretty telling. I love her so much for speaking her mind. She's often said that she has saved enough money to be able to live just fine for the rest of her life, if she walked away from showbiz today. And if they don't stop fucking with her, she make just take her money and "Just Walk Away". hey hey hey heeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy!

I'm silly.

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Sadly, she's famous now...


Alexis Cohen, probably the Idol contestant known for giving the most vicious f-finger kiss off to Simon ever, has been killed in a hit-and-run accident on the New Jersey shore.

Very, very sad. Mostly because she actually made the "www.celebritydeathbeeper.com" email blast. She must be smiling from heaven (or other areas unknown to us) having been deemed a celebrity as a result of her untimely demise.

Thanks NJ Fan for the scoop. Since this happened in your own state...perhaps you can let us all know if they find the culprit.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Daughtry Album ROCKS MY WORLD

People, why are you reading this blog when you should be online downloading Daughtry's new album. OMG, it is stellar beyond stellar.

Ok, now look, I know you don't believe me because I love everything, but seriously, I have been objective in the past. I had that "My Life would Suck without you song' by KC and I said it from the get - go.

Back to DAughtry. Hello? Sophomore album better than first one? I'm thinking so...although I'm not sure there is a "HOME" or Start Over anthem ballad mega hit, atleast it didn't hit me quite yet, but I have only listened to it 2 times so far. BUT, it does not have a bad track on it....a weak one, but not one I zip past like the Slash song on his debut cd.

Daughtry's album blows David Cook's out of the atmosphere. No comparison. Cook is nowhere in the league of Daughtry. Not even close. It's VERY apparent with this new cd, "Leave This Town".

PS l do not like Chris's whiskers in the video.

Saturday, July 11, 2009

Watching Twilight...this is really trippy...

I can't believe I actually am liking this movie. OMG, I am never going to grow up. I will be watching Gossip Girl and The Hills when I am 80 years old.

ooh, this is way better than I thought...except I hate scary movies...how can I like this. I actually had to stop knitting.

Spooky shit this is.

Cole

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Chris Daughtry does Lady GaGa


OMG, NJ Fan has passed on the coolest video. Sorry, can't embed it, but her is the link.

http://new.music.yahoo.com/blogs/realityrocks/247214/chris-daughtry-goes-gaga

For those of you who not cool enough to know Lady GaGa, she was the freak show on American Idol this season with the blacked out eye.


Daughtry album out next week. Whoo Hoo!

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

What's Up ...What? It's July already?

What the hell? Where is the first 6 months of 2009 go?

First, where the hell did I go? Well, I've been on blog sabbatical, of course. Because I was feeling stale and bored and I had to get over the let down of Idol. I'm not sure Idol can spark it for me anymore. Seriously.

Just got back from Lake Tahoe. Went with the husband unit...and we were crashing at Harvey's Casino because we got a room for 71.00! ha. So we hauled our boat up there to go out on the Lake. We got there on Monday and were sitting in the steak house eating our 9 million dollar salads, when someone walked up to my table and said "Hey! What are you doing here?" and for fuck's sake it was my best friend from Texas A&M. OMG, I was so freaked out. Now, I have seen him like 3 months ago, so it hasn't been that long, but seriously? Of all the places to run into someone...a steakhouse at Harvey's Casino is kind of odd. He lives in like 5 cities, so for him to travel to Lake Tahoe was a rarity alone. He and his partner sat down and joined us for din din and we had Bananas Foster at the table and everything!!!

My husband and I are gambling snobs. In that we don't believe in gambling. It's just weird to us. HOWEVER, I asked G Snob Hub if we could each burn 20.00 just because, and he said sure. (Editorial note: "asking" is a loose term.. I would do it anyway but it was a professional courtesy. I do work bitches and I can spend my money how I want)

So after dinner, which my friend paid for!!! whoo hoo, we went to the penny slots. Yes 1 cent. and burned 5 bucks in 20 secs and went upstairs to bed.

Night #2. Finished dinner at Hard Rock Cafe (whatevs...no other choice really) and went over to another penny slot. Well this time I turned 10 bucks into 20. Whoo Hoo. Cashed in and went to bed

Day #3...travel home day. Shot out of bed at 8:00 am. Knew hubby would take his usual 45 min shower. put hair in ponytail because gambling fever had struck. I had a pennyslot nagging at me in my sleep. So, just as he got up, I said..."see ya', going to get Starbuck and penny slots on way back up until 9:30 when you get out of shower. He gave me the eyeball, said "Oh boy" and laughed.

I TURNED 10 BUCKS INTO 30 BUCKS. Yowzah! I was giddy. GIDDY I TELL YOU. God Forbid I hit it big because I will be in the padded cell of a big house some where. I ran upstairs and right into that bathroom. I said "wipe the fog off the shower door..and slapped that winning slip on it! He laughed his ass off.

I made him call me Winnie (short for Winner) the rest of the day. And I chanted "I'm a winner in life" all day just to make him laugh. It was a 4 hour drive home.

Oh I forgot, just as we pulled out of town, the lady at the border station (where we had to stop for boat inspection) told us..."oh, Hwy 50 is closed for 1 to 4 hours so expect a delay." What the fuck??? We whipped that bad ass 55 foot rig of our in reverse, did a bat turn, and went home via the other side of the lake. yes, that is an extra hour trip but we made it home in 4 hours.

Sorry, not much talking about Michael Jackson today. I'm embarrassed at how we as a country are treating the loss of a human life. A life that brought so much happiness to millions at what appears to be a sacrifice of his own sanity and happiness. I pray his children are not doomed to the same fate. Please let them find some normalcy in their upbringing.

I will say one other thing...I saw Michael Jackson on the Thriller tour at Texas Stadium in Dallas, Texas. He was magnificent, mesmorizing and most assuredly, a memory I will always treasure.

xoxo,

ColeyB