From the expressions in the picture, the idols got the news too. LOL Should I even spell this out? It's disaster in the making, but I feel I must brace you all for the news I just read. Unconfirmed sources are reporting "loud rumblings" of a rumor that Shitney Shears (Britney Spears for those from Indiana) is a possible performer on the Season Finale. OMG. Why must they fuck up the last 120 minutes of pure joy I will be spending next Wednesday night. I have a guest viewer planned, Queen Lee Lee will be in da' house...will have a butler serving us champagne and cheese doodles, and my husband promises to massage my feet during the show. Usually he fans my face, because the pressure of writing the blog while viewing breaks me out in a sweat. I digress.
Shitney Lip Syncing on the show. I swear it has to be a BAD rumor. Please let it just be that. Last night, it was reported that her cd that she was syncing to, sort of 'un=synced'...as it started skipping! ha ha ha. She turned her back to the audience and reportedly when it happened again, dropped to the ground and started floor dancing...broke her head mike, and looked like she might puke. I mean really, you make a gazillion dollars, and you stage a 13 second show, and you can't sing live? There should be a class action lawsuit against Shitney AND the House of Blues. People paid for a live performance, and not of a has been falling further into the depths of hell. David Spade had the best quote ever on "The Showbiz Show with David Spade"...watch it if you haven't already. Anyway, he does this news segment...let's see if I can remember:
"Last night Britney Spears experienced even further embarrassment, indicating her recent troubles, when she couldn't find anyone in the audience to watch her kids while she performed." Heh-eh. He's a funny one.
More later. I need to do some Sunday shopping.
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I know that some of you on this site love the finale, but I think Best Week Ever summed it up very nicely, it would be hilarious if this finale was as popular as the Fantasia/Diana one which we all know how that turned out, not so well. Here's what they say:
Also, please remember to tell your grandchildren that 2007 was the year of the worst AI finale ever. Blake is cute (his Dad? Aw.), but the best one out of a hundred thousand? Hardly. And while our mother (yes, our collective mother) keeps trying to convince us that Jordin is a real talent, we find her saccharin sweet act to be increeeeedibly phony. We only hope our eyes don’t roll out of their sockets during next week’s finale
The Fantasia Finale will still be the worst finale in the history of the show or any show for that matter. Fantasia is still the worst Idol winner yet, followed closely by the Hickman. Yes Cole, it's nice to be back. Tried the Buddhist retreat thing but got kicked out for rubbing their bellies for good luck. Whatever. Britney Spears?? I thought this was a family show. You know, where everyone wears underpants. Are they just going to do head shots?? What else, live remote from prison to see Paris Hilton's reaction to the winner?? Let's just rename the show to American Rejects.
I think it’s just a funny rumor. Brittany still needs to completely rebound before she’ll be let on one of the biggest primetime family shows in America. Maybe next year though, if she jump starts her career right now. Currently, she’s still a joke whenever she’s brought up in conversation. She needs to put out a good record and stop doing stupid things that the tabloid hounds love. People seem to forgive and forget the mistakes of big stars easier, if they can entertain them again and do what they do best. So, I think Britt will be back…if she really wants to be.
Yes, this was a weaker season of talent for idol(I’ve already shared my opinions as to why this was), but I’m still looking forward to an entertaining final.
One of the biggest possible stars from this season is still in the competition and Blake isn't too shabby on talent either.
...one more thing!
You'll gonna want to check this out!
http://www.billboard.com/bbcom/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003532282
I think having Brit on the season finale is a fitting choice for one of the worst AI seasons ever. How soon until the idols begin to lip synch because the talent pool is getting shallow. It really was a sleeper of a season. Hardly any drama. We love that about AI in the past. Pauler was basically not on any prescription drugs or drunk (or both) which is a real disappointment on the Ditzy Floozie Meter. Just the one press conference incident when they were doing the junkets before the season started.
However, I can't say I am breaking up with AI just yet, there is still some entertainment value there. But it is getting tougher to find the nuggets of goodness to appreciate.
I predict Jordin will win, and become a total beeyatch of a child. Talent that we dread working with. Mile long list of demands. She will start running with L-Lo and Paris to grab headlines. She will get all skinny and made over. Her cute curly 'fro will be replaced by hair extensiions at Ken Paves salon.(hello, anyone seen Carrie Underwood lately? How about a before and after idol photo side-by side. She isn't Nicole Richie yet, but she's a skinny blonde. Dime a dozen in entertainment. Thankfully, she's so cute and I loooovvvveeee her!)
I hope that's just rumor -- I mean, I think that even Idol is smart enough to realize that there are two pop stars that have no place on television anymore: Michael Jackson and Britney Spears. Like, you don't want to be associated with either. Jackson was actually phenomenally talented, but he's a pedophile, and my generation, the last generation that even sort of loved him (he was one of my first crushes...I wanted to marry him at age 2 or 3...but I also wanted to marry Bob from Sesame Street and my Mr. Heart doll, so I was hardly a discerning toddler), has no respect for him and wants nothing to do with him. The generation behind me --- they only know him as a joke.
And Britney - well, I will disagree with Chad in that she can have a career resurgence. Her last big "hit" was Toxic, and even that wasn't that big, respectively (it didn't even go #1 in the US...and In the Zone and her Greatest Hits follow-up both did pretty poorly in comparison to her first three albums). Actually, I just looked up her discography, and if Wikipedia is to be believed (and since it appears her articles are maintained by fanboys and girls who love the trailer trash princess, I don't think they under-reported anything), her only US #1 hit was Baby One More Time anyway.
"I'm a Slave 4 U" was HUGE in clubs, OK, I even took a reprieve from my "I hate Britney" mantra (look, I've never liked the girl, ever - yes, Baby One More Time was the second MP3 I ever downloaded back in December of 1998, yes, I bought Britney's 3rd album for $5 the day after Thanksgiving in 2001, but all that has a lot more to do with the fact that Max Martin is a genius and writes great pop songs - Britney is still awful - I mean, I think Timberlake sucks, but I still have both of his albums - catchy is catchy) because of that song, but that - was 5 and a half years ago. She's been lip-synching her whole career, I mean, her WHOLE career.
Britney got big because guys think with their dicks and she looks like the kind of girl that would easily give it up (her face has never been pretty, it was her stomach and then her boobs that people liked) and because teenage guys found her hot, teenage girls wanted to be like her (and they could get into her because her lack or real substance - in either talent or beauty, made her less of a threat) - and little girls emulate what teenage girls do, so they loved her because of that. And her songs were catchy. But the more exposure she got, the less popular she was, at least in America (hey, in Europe, they love the camp and kitsch someone like Britney can provide - I don't think they realize that she isn't being ironic at all -- the Spice Girls were at least being ironic, Britney is just an idiot with a ton of money) - and after appearing on TV with Chaotic (and that song was a huge flop), any illusion of how cool and awesome she was disappeared forever. Plus, the one area she could reign supreme over Xtina (other than total album sales - though, let's look back in 10 years and see where things stand, when Britney is in Shrieveport and fat and Christina is still a superstar) was that she made the most awesomely skanky videos around -- like videso that were slutty and fun and interesting enough that even an avowed Britney hater like myself could concede - OK, that was awesome -- but Xtina put out Dirrty, and that was the skankiest of all skanky videos, and Britney became even less relevant.
Yeah, if she release an album - huge first week sales - and America loves a comeback -- but unless the music is SPECTACULAR (and it won't be - because she doesn't have the energy for it and you know those producers aren't going to give her their best shit...why risk it), I don't see her ever having a resurgence. The music landscape is totally different from when she was at her height, and she's just one of many - and she's got 2 kids, an ex-husband (well, technically two) who is a walking punch line and she shaved her fucking head in front of the paparazzi. Girl is done.
I just hope Idol is too smart to let her fuck up their venue the way she fucked up the Kids and Teen Choice Awards for all those years. She's given exactly ONE show-stopping televised performance - and that was Oops I did it again/Satisfaction at the 2000 VMAs...and Idol, is not as cool as the VMAs was during its hey-day anyway - and they would never let someone rip off their clothes to reveal a skin-colored sequined body suit and pants.
Sorry for the length - I'm bored with nothing to do, and I just hate Britney Spears so much.
Hello, Can-o-Worms! You are looking mighty open today!
For someone who is such a haz-been, BS can still stir discussion.
The Seester
Christina,
I need a valium after reading that post. And a vodka chaser. Whew!
Riiinnnnnngggggg..
Chistina: hello?
Britney: hey bitch, I saw what you wrote on Cole's blog.
Ctina: Oh Hi Britney, yes, I really hate you alot.
Brit: whatever, can you watch my kids tonite?
Ctina: Ok, no, I can't babysit your kids tonite while you perform at Lip-Sync LIve at the Boardwalk.
Brit: It's only 15 min. I'll pay you $25,000. Per Kid.
Ctina: No, not even for 15 minutes and a ton of cash.
Brit: Ok, whatever, love ya'.
Click.
Oh, that made me feel better.
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