I have succumbed to the Glee Vortex of hysteria.
If you don't watch it, you're really missing something. I watched 2 episodes at the beginning and couldn't get past the fact that it felt like FAME, which I absolutely despise, for no apparent reason. I also hated Flashdance and Footloose. So why do I love this show?
Well, probably my irrational need to root for the underdog. I have never rooted for a team that is predicted to win. I also go for the contestant that has heart.
Oddly enough, this show has alot of real substance, and much of the drama involves the adult relationships as well. But I see glimpses of Arrested Development and other quirky kind of things that make me laugh...like the principal...Figgins...who is of Indian decent, and I love to hear him say "Sue! your monkeyshines have to stop".
And there is real drama and anger and tears. It's all there PEOPLE. There's a reason they won a Golden Globe. So get it on your Netflix cue or buy the dvd that is just out.
You can watch the last 4-5 episodes for free on Hulu TV right now too, which is what I did, to catch up. I do think I am going to buy the dvd though. The outtakes are supposed to be good.
xoxo,
ColeyB
Sunday, January 31, 2010
Thursday, January 28, 2010
Please get to Hollywood Week
UGGGGGHHHHHHHH!
I cannot even bare to blog about the dismal showing this week on American Idol. And the winner of the "Worst Guest Judge" Award goes to Joe Jonas. OMG, he's not even worthy of being called a judge. It's like he had an electronic prod attached to his ankle and they had to shock him to grunt out "Yeah". LAME. I swear mold on cheese has been more interesting to me that that waste of space, JJ. He's cute, but dumb as a box of rocks. Seriously.
So, sweaty guy is really all I remember of the week, besides Barney girl. Which is why AI puts the weirdo and unusual on..because America (and obviously me) love a train wreck.
Biggest Dick of a Judge Award goes to: Doogie Howser
Biggest Exploitation of Boobs: Katy Perry
Biggest "Thinks her books should allow her to be a bitch" Award goes to: Katy Perry
Biggest "I can't wait until we all say "Who" Award goes to: Katy Perry
I like her music. I don't appreciate her attitude. Do you think it was staged? Why is Kara suddenly turning into Paula. Can't that damn show appreciate a woman that is smart and not have to dumb her down and make her seem sexy = stupid? God, it's like seeing a sexual harassment "Don't" video each week.
I loved Mary J. Blige when she would crack up accidentally at the contestants. hee hee
Shania Twain was just keeping it real.
Avril Lavigne was not even worth reviewing. Go on back to your little divorced life with your kitty cat hoodie and grow the fuck up.
I can't remember any of the other judges, so I will close with just one thing:
Where the FUCK is Ellen? Come ON!~
I cannot even bare to blog about the dismal showing this week on American Idol. And the winner of the "Worst Guest Judge" Award goes to Joe Jonas. OMG, he's not even worthy of being called a judge. It's like he had an electronic prod attached to his ankle and they had to shock him to grunt out "Yeah". LAME. I swear mold on cheese has been more interesting to me that that waste of space, JJ. He's cute, but dumb as a box of rocks. Seriously.
So, sweaty guy is really all I remember of the week, besides Barney girl. Which is why AI puts the weirdo and unusual on..because America (and obviously me) love a train wreck.
Biggest Dick of a Judge Award goes to: Doogie Howser
Biggest Exploitation of Boobs: Katy Perry
Biggest "Thinks her books should allow her to be a bitch" Award goes to: Katy Perry
Biggest "I can't wait until we all say "Who" Award goes to: Katy Perry
I like her music. I don't appreciate her attitude. Do you think it was staged? Why is Kara suddenly turning into Paula. Can't that damn show appreciate a woman that is smart and not have to dumb her down and make her seem sexy = stupid? God, it's like seeing a sexual harassment "Don't" video each week.
I loved Mary J. Blige when she would crack up accidentally at the contestants. hee hee
Shania Twain was just keeping it real.
Avril Lavigne was not even worth reviewing. Go on back to your little divorced life with your kitty cat hoodie and grow the fuck up.
I can't remember any of the other judges, so I will close with just one thing:
Where the FUCK is Ellen? Come ON!~
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Idol Tonite
Hey,
I have to admit, I lost my debit card tonite, and I was frantically trying to get Bankrupt of America on the phone to cancel it tonite.
So, I admit that I was a bit distracted. I kind of think it's the best way though because I could hear good voices without looking at the people's faces
Simon was so cute tonite, I have to admit. I like him, and I'll miss him. Seriously.
Well, I continue to think that this is going to be a really really talented season. Some really cute little girls. No hottie boys yet, but I DO LOVE ME SOME Cowboy Matthew. The 15 year old bank robber. What a voice. I think he's awesome. I hope he gets some good Garth Brooks songs, or some other good stuff for his voice.
They didn't put through many rats or faces with no voices this season so far. Those goofy sisters from Jersey were a hoot. What is it with the freakin' Jersey peeps and Vampires right now? If it ain't Jersey girls showing their cooch for all the world, it's Vampires sucking the blood out of everyone.
Hollywood week can't come soon enough.
I have to admit, I lost my debit card tonite, and I was frantically trying to get Bankrupt of America on the phone to cancel it tonite.
So, I admit that I was a bit distracted. I kind of think it's the best way though because I could hear good voices without looking at the people's faces
Simon was so cute tonite, I have to admit. I like him, and I'll miss him. Seriously.
Well, I continue to think that this is going to be a really really talented season. Some really cute little girls. No hottie boys yet, but I DO LOVE ME SOME Cowboy Matthew. The 15 year old bank robber. What a voice. I think he's awesome. I hope he gets some good Garth Brooks songs, or some other good stuff for his voice.
They didn't put through many rats or faces with no voices this season so far. Those goofy sisters from Jersey were a hoot. What is it with the freakin' Jersey peeps and Vampires right now? If it ain't Jersey girls showing their cooch for all the world, it's Vampires sucking the blood out of everyone.
Hollywood week can't come soon enough.
Shania Twain on Idol
I love her. She is awesome. But is it just me? There were too many Paula look alikes on that show last night.
I love the girl that is propping her just dumped mom up. She's darling. She could be a Carrie Underwood. I think we have seen some pretty good people this season. And they seem to not be giving the ticket to bad peeps.
Oops, gotta go.
I love the girl that is propping her just dumped mom up. She's darling. She could be a Carrie Underwood. I think we have seen some pretty good people this season. And they seem to not be giving the ticket to bad peeps.
Oops, gotta go.
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
Here we go peeps
I was hoping they would start the show off with someone awesome. Instead we start with jiggly belly fat chick that is awful. Seriously. Natasha Beddingfield is vomiting somewhere right now.
Did I just see butt crack?
Well, we all know that this shit isn't going to be great. This is just the way it goes, so buckle your seatbelts. Oh-kay, I get it why she is on ... she keeps bringing up Paula.
Next up is Maddie Lewis, the girl with the Down's siblings. Well, sadly Hollywood is going to get to ruin a very sweet girl. Let's hope she gets the Carrie Underwood track.
OMG the big bug-eyed glasses dude. Ok, the skinny "can I get a holla" was singing Womanizer for 3 minutes before I recognized the song. Sassy Simon. Ok, he is a freak. Randy, Dude, great hang...but stop singing forever. Kara has to cop a feel of the weirdo. It will take her months to get that funk off him.
Are they stacking the deck this early for a woman winner? Woman seem to be more successful as winners. Carrie, Kelly, and Chris Daughtry are really all that have made a mark. Jordan Sparks did have that Chris Brown duet "No Air" that was awesome.
Just to remind you all. Kris Allen. Who? Ugh.
Let's dish on the judges a bit. Hey, looks like Randy got that lapband tighted up a bit...he's skinny again. Victoria Beckham is a skeletor. Seriously, the makeup is what is keeping her eyeballs in the socket. That's black grout around her eyes...holding those bug eyes in place. Simone's Hanes Beefy-T looks a little thinner this year, due to the frequent nipple poke-age.
Well, big Italian dude goes through. You know when they go to people's homes they make it through. ha ha. Free ticket to Hollywood, and home again soon Momma. What a bunch of Guido's.
Derek the spiritual needs to work on ...well I can't say it. You can see it yourself. He graditated (not a word). Sorry Seems to be the Hardest Word. I like that song by Elton. OMG, OMG...I've never seen anyone that can control singing through their nose so well. OH LORD, that was great...because you know, he thinks he's good. Tivo blip
Now let's talk about these contestants. I swear to God, I dress better to go to the mall than audition on National TV. Are all the mirrors broken in Boston? Some of these chicks don't own a hairbrush or tweezers.
Ooohhhh Showdown in Beantown...Kara versus dweeb Johnny Depp wannabe. .. after the break. What a loser. He had a decent enough voice to get to Hollywood.
Ok, due to battery and internet situation conditions, I am having to cut this one short.
More tonite.
ColeyB
Did I just see butt crack?
Well, we all know that this shit isn't going to be great. This is just the way it goes, so buckle your seatbelts. Oh-kay, I get it why she is on ... she keeps bringing up Paula.
Next up is Maddie Lewis, the girl with the Down's siblings. Well, sadly Hollywood is going to get to ruin a very sweet girl. Let's hope she gets the Carrie Underwood track.
OMG the big bug-eyed glasses dude. Ok, the skinny "can I get a holla" was singing Womanizer for 3 minutes before I recognized the song. Sassy Simon. Ok, he is a freak. Randy, Dude, great hang...but stop singing forever. Kara has to cop a feel of the weirdo. It will take her months to get that funk off him.
Are they stacking the deck this early for a woman winner? Woman seem to be more successful as winners. Carrie, Kelly, and Chris Daughtry are really all that have made a mark. Jordan Sparks did have that Chris Brown duet "No Air" that was awesome.
Just to remind you all. Kris Allen. Who? Ugh.
Let's dish on the judges a bit. Hey, looks like Randy got that lapband tighted up a bit...he's skinny again. Victoria Beckham is a skeletor. Seriously, the makeup is what is keeping her eyeballs in the socket. That's black grout around her eyes...holding those bug eyes in place. Simone's Hanes Beefy-T looks a little thinner this year, due to the frequent nipple poke-age.
Well, big Italian dude goes through. You know when they go to people's homes they make it through. ha ha. Free ticket to Hollywood, and home again soon Momma. What a bunch of Guido's.
Derek the spiritual needs to work on ...well I can't say it. You can see it yourself. He graditated (not a word). Sorry Seems to be the Hardest Word. I like that song by Elton. OMG, OMG...I've never seen anyone that can control singing through their nose so well. OH LORD, that was great...because you know, he thinks he's good. Tivo blip
Now let's talk about these contestants. I swear to God, I dress better to go to the mall than audition on National TV. Are all the mirrors broken in Boston? Some of these chicks don't own a hairbrush or tweezers.
Ooohhhh Showdown in Beantown...Kara versus dweeb Johnny Depp wannabe. .. after the break. What a loser. He had a decent enough voice to get to Hollywood.
Ok, due to battery and internet situation conditions, I am having to cut this one short.
More tonite.
ColeyB
Monday, January 11, 2010
SIMON'S LAST SEASON......
Yes, I did just get a CNN News Alert on my Blackberry that Simon Cowell has announced this to be his last season.
Seriously? A CNN BREAKING NEWS alert...the kind you get when a Sunami hits or a plane crashes or another Tiger Woods girlfriend surfaces. REAL news. Not Simon Cowell's future. Who cares? He could use $100 bills as Kleenex for the rest of his life and still never run out of money.
So, first thought in my head...
Publicity stunt. new season starting. Duh. He didn't just roll out of bed and look in the mirror and go, "I quit".
2nd thought
Much like a Lame Duck politician, not up for re-election, he will be a force to be reckoned with...not caring about his future on the show because he's out. As if he ever bit his tongue in the first place.
3rd thought:
Fuck. I like Simon. I really do. Because he's such a character. They better find someone good to complete the trio. That's all I'm saying. Because if I have to rely on DAWG Randy and his 'you da bomb' catch phrases alone, I may have to lose it. Mmmm...who would I like to replace him. I'll tell you who. RUSSELL BRAND He's so nasty, it's sexy
4th thought:
Mmmm Russell Brand. He's tapping "I kissed a girl and I liked it" Katy Perry. They're engaged. Whatevs. All the more reason for him to leap across the pond and live in LaLa Land and do the Idol show. Puh-lease don't get someone like Michael Buble...or Hugh Grant. Boring.....
I am so excited about tomorrow night. I need to go research but I don't think Ellen makes the original auditions. Dammit.
xoxo,
ColeyB
Seriously? A CNN BREAKING NEWS alert...the kind you get when a Sunami hits or a plane crashes or another Tiger Woods girlfriend surfaces. REAL news. Not Simon Cowell's future. Who cares? He could use $100 bills as Kleenex for the rest of his life and still never run out of money.
So, first thought in my head...
Publicity stunt. new season starting. Duh. He didn't just roll out of bed and look in the mirror and go, "I quit".
2nd thought
Much like a Lame Duck politician, not up for re-election, he will be a force to be reckoned with...not caring about his future on the show because he's out. As if he ever bit his tongue in the first place.
3rd thought:
Fuck. I like Simon. I really do. Because he's such a character. They better find someone good to complete the trio. That's all I'm saying. Because if I have to rely on DAWG Randy and his 'you da bomb' catch phrases alone, I may have to lose it. Mmmm...who would I like to replace him. I'll tell you who. RUSSELL BRAND He's so nasty, it's sexy
4th thought:
Mmmm Russell Brand. He's tapping "I kissed a girl and I liked it" Katy Perry. They're engaged. Whatevs. All the more reason for him to leap across the pond and live in LaLa Land and do the Idol show. Puh-lease don't get someone like Michael Buble...or Hugh Grant. Boring.....
I am so excited about tomorrow night. I need to go research but I don't think Ellen makes the original auditions. Dammit.
xoxo,
ColeyB
Sunday, January 10, 2010
HAPPY NEW AMERICAN IDOL YEAR!!!
I'M BAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!
I will be blogging again, as per usual snarkiness, as the new season begins this week. I'm super ecstatic about Ellen DeGeneres, so no haters please. I am definitely Team Ellen, while I will miss Pauler. (for those who don't get that joke, I would always type Pauler, because that's what it sounds like when Simon would say her name)
Speaking of Simon...I hear that the sweatshops in lands far away have been working their tiny 14 year old fingers to the bone polishing cotton tshirts for him in the new season. I don't look for any wardrobe changes there.
xoxo,
More later.
I will be blogging again, as per usual snarkiness, as the new season begins this week. I'm super ecstatic about Ellen DeGeneres, so no haters please. I am definitely Team Ellen, while I will miss Pauler. (for those who don't get that joke, I would always type Pauler, because that's what it sounds like when Simon would say her name)
Speaking of Simon...I hear that the sweatshops in lands far away have been working their tiny 14 year old fingers to the bone polishing cotton tshirts for him in the new season. I don't look for any wardrobe changes there.
xoxo,
More later.
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