UUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH! Heed my advice, never laugh at your mother and play tricks on her on Mother's Day Weekend. It empties out you Karma bank faster than I can eat a row of Girl Scout Thin Mints. Jeez.....WHY...WHY...WHY (warning, skip this post if you don't want to read me WHINE). I feel that this is catastrophic in the biggest sense. I am missing American Idol on THE final performance night. I'm in this fucking airport and I don't even know the numbers to freakin' call to vote for Jordin. Someone, in central or east time zone, email me the phone numbers for Jordin at cbronn@ea.com. I'm desperate. I will try to bribe the bartender in a bit, but there is a basketball game and baseball game on. Normally I support sports, but not tonite.
And to add insult to injury, I'm getting sick. And my laptop only has 51% power left. I was watching The Office on the plane flight here. The one where Michael bought a condo and they had the office olympics. HILARIOUS. I heart Jim Halpert. HOTTIE. Here's a little tip for everyone to look for in this week's episode, which I think is the finale. Over Michael Scott's desk (Steve Carrell for those just arriving back from their trip in the Space Station), there looks to be a diploma. If you stare really closely, you will see is is a CERTIFICATE OF PARTICIPATION issued by Dunder Mifflin. I almost burst out laughing on the plane when I read that.
Hey, did I tell you a sweet girl named Amanda was on my flight to Albuquerque last week. She actually went and saw American Idol in person. Her aunt has a buddy that plays the drums in the band. Cool huh? I asked her tons of questions. She hated me after that flight. And then I saw she has a backpack with American Idol on it. She bought it at the Souvenir stand at the show. I WANT THE SOUVENIRS!!!!!!!! I could be one of THE coolest kids on the floor that Christina and I share in hell. (see her comments) Ok, that sucked 2% of my battery power. More later. Have to space out the fun. CHAD, ARE YOU THERE?
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