Let's start watching this week at how they hide and stop showing Sanjaya. I know they are going to have him singing in the dark by the end of this season, no highlights and shitty clothing and hair. They have to start swaying the vote.
OH< MY GOD> Did they ever prove my point? In the opening they have Sanjaya exactly lined up with Ryan's head. It looks like only 7 on the show. Sadly, it is still 8...but the eye trickery is already starting.
So the final 8...Ryan uses OCHO. Reminds me of the movie Dodgeball, where ESPN 8 is broadcasting the finals, The Ocho. I digress. Oh, I loves me some JLo. I think she is just divine...not the best singer, but perhaps proves my point that it's the WHOLE package that counts. And what I like about this is Jennifer admits she loves the show. She watches each week. That's cool. How could you be in the music biz and not be atleast somewhat interested.
Melinda is out first. How can JLo look at her and say BE SEXY. Even Doolittle knows thats a "no can doo" on her part. But for the life of me, does she think raiding June Clever's Funeral attire is the way to be sexy? That wig is so Barbara Bush, and sorority rush girl pearls to boot. I just hated the outfit. But that's not MD's fault. What says Latin about that get up? Singing was nice, she has pipes. But overall there are just so many disconnects. Like really she could have been coming back from a fundraiser PTO event, and decided to throw a few back at Karaoke night. Melinda ain't got a Latin bone in her body. 3 Carries. Judges: agree with Simon...Melinda is not Latin night material.
KiKi - right off the bat she is dressed for sexy Latin. Now why do they have to make it where you see her flab flop. That's cruel. Don't put her in a dress where her extra love is on display. I hate those asshole stylists from Hollywood. Don't they know a plus size appropriate clothing store? Jeez. But, this girl is pouring on the sex. And she ain't got a Latin bone, but managed to fake it, unlike Melinda, who appears to have swung by the Kodak to perform on her way to a PTA meeting. 3.5 Carries Judges: agree with me. KiKi has peaked.
Chris...he's got a great song selection...but he ain't doing it for me. Rough start...PItchy...he hasn't left the mike stand yet. Uh, rough vocals. This is not good. And you can tell Idol wants him to fly, with the great production values they are giving him with on-stage band. Finished better than he started. It was aiiright for me, but 3 Daughtrys. I just didn't think this worked out. Judges: Randy. he liked it. Paula: she lapped it up Simon: he liked it more than KiKi and Melinda...but that isn't saying much since he didn't like the other two.
Haley: Starting to remind me of Vanessa Manillo. This song is MORE than HayHay can handle. Legs is not up for this. I don't think the boys care though, she is so H-O-T but my husband said it didn't do it for him. I agree. 2.5 Carries. Simon, hagging on the legs and clothes again, and the camera pans over her whole body. I can't believe it. How awful was that. Note that Paula and Randy have not given her any good feedback since she dissed them. Haley is out of here unless SJJ goes.
Phil - he has a nice voice. I just keep listening and not looking at him, and I like to listen, not look. But alot of people are looking and voting, and that's the disconnect. I would buy a cd from this guy. I would not go to a concert. I'm not sure if I like his voice or the song? I hate that hat that is too big for his melon. Phil is finishing strong. 3.5 Daughtrys. I liked it, but I think he has been better. He just doesn't really move around enough to draw me into the whole gig. Judges: same
Jordin - YEAH MY GIRL IS UP. She kind of looks like Ugly Betty's American Ferrara tonite. Those hair extensions look so fake pasted on the side of her head. Why did they f-up my girl? I hate those plain ass black slacks. And that shirt that is the same color as her skin. That stylist should be shot at sunrise. And her body tossed to the wolves. Now back to the music...she has beat the other chicks tonite for sure. 4 Carries. Judges: Simon is frustrated at being bored. whatever
Blake - I've always loved this song. Blake is going to bring the sex this show has been looking for. Did they have to put him in a Kfed hat? I would have put him in something that Mark Anthony would have worn. More sexy. Rolled up- sleeves was too casual. Best performance of the night for me 4.5 Daughtrys Judges: all agree with Coley
Sanjaya - Sanjaya's sister got the night off from Hooter's or posing for the internet and is in the crowd. JLo, you are fibbing. You do not like him. Got to give him credit for speaking Spanish in the opening...especially with his nerves and tendency to forgetting words. He almost looks Latino tonite. It was sexy to some 12 year olds I suppose. And it could have been worse, but I don't even know why I am still writing. He MUST go. Those judges Pauler and Randy, Simon the hammer is going at him. and then backs off. So, what is going on here? Are they afraid he might win, and therefore, must do something to salvage this train that is on a track?
Haley's history. Or Sanjaya. Wishful thinking. Haley, you better get your groove on with Chris tonite, if it's going to happen. Oh, I forgot, you are engaged. Ok, well go get drunk and pack. I think Blake and Jordin were the best tonite.
Thoughts everyone?
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Sanjaya killed it last night! He has proven why he should be in the top of the talent pool. This guy is a lock to be in the Top 3. And I love how H. Stern has J Lo on the I love Sanjaya bandwagon. Sneaky little girl.
Crossing fingers that Haley stays for a couple more weeks. Need to hear my leg comments.
BTW was that the manager of Hooters next to Sanjaya's sister? Seemed to be all over her. Would you like some extra wing sauce?
My vote for bottom 3 is Melinda, Lakisha and Phil. Ok well maybe Haley might be in there but not my man Sanjaya.
Hee Hee Anthony. I know you dream of sand-filled beaches and Sanjaya rubbing you down with coconut oil. You lame-o. I can't believe you worship Howard STern so much.
Cole, I am so done with this show. It's no longer enjoyable to watch. No one excites me and I am kinda over the whole thing. Granted I will still watch it til the bitter end, but still. SNORE.
Sangaygay is gonna rock the Latino vote after trowing down the lyrics in Espanol. Ladies and gents, your new American Idol..Santino!!!I bet he'll have some extra wing sauce for Anthony. What was with the full body shot of Haley(not that I am complaining, it was quite nice) but since when did this turn into American Softcore Porn?? I like Blake to win it all. I think Lakisha is going home.
As I wrote last night, that scan of Miss Legs was just tasteless. But you know, Simon said it...she is wearing scantily clad clothing in hopes of keeping herself around another week. And well, would I do the same thing. Probably. Each week she hauls out the meat wagon for all to gawk at. So, whatever. She aint the first to trade her looks as talent, and she won't be the last.
Lu, stop it with the idol threats...pun intended. You aren't going anywhere sister. Don't make me spank you into submission. You will watch this show and you WILL learn to love the universe of Sanjaya. We are all converting. WE are drinking the Kool Aid. We are just pretending he is good.
I loved the comment from someone wishing he had sung She Bangs. Now, can you hardliy wait for him to sing next week?
Why is everyoe calling Chris R the TimberFake when it's really Blake? Blake has a JT-ish sound and style, and he can beat box like my boy. (One highlight of my career was sitting in a recording studio watching JT beat box. Makes the highlight reel for sure.)
Now, I love me some JT, therefore I love me some Blake.
Wait, does that make him TimberBlake? :) Thanks, I'm here all week.
That's my girl Amy. Hey, did you see Ryan at the Farmer's Market? That's across the street from the design firm I am using for The Sims now. I can't believe it, I could have been there seeing Ryan. So close. Ugh. I'll never meet him. It's so sad. I heart him so much.
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