Funniest quote of the day

The superficial.com has a picture of Ms. Shears in a see-thru blouse (shocker) and here's the quote...

Britney Spears was spotted at Ruth's Chris Steakhouse in Beverly Hills yesterday night, and somehow stained her shirt. And, yeah, her shirt is sort of see-through and she isn't wearing a bra, but I'm not willing to do the kind of squinting necessary to see her nipple. Ten years ago maybe, but now it'd be like crawling through a pile of scorpions to catch a glimpse of Rosie O'Donnell in her bikini.

Hot off the presses. My sources in Sacramento just got the weekly flyer for Big Lots and Britney's perfume is on sale this week!!!