Confession Hour or Angry Rant...you decide.

I was once mesmorized by the pretty pink banners on a celeb gossip website. I thought I had found my celebrity sniping nirvana. And I logged in every day with high hopes of sneaking private peeks of my favorite celebs shopping, shoving donuts in their mouths or picking their panties out of their crack. I love seeing the long range stalkerazzi shots when celebs think there is no one watching. Very voyeuristic I know. Is it wrong? Do not judge me. Just keep reading.

And now I will never log onto the site again. Why? Let me list the Top 10 reasons in order. Warning: I will be dropping F-bombs and I'm not afraid, so you shouldn't be either.

Top 10 Reasons I Hate this Celebrity Website:
10. More and more the website promotes the blogger. He's starting to believe his own press. He has become a celebrity, he thinks and goes on about his worldly travels to London and Canada and wherever. Good, go live there.
9. He admits he doesn't have a television in his home. He's an alien.
8. Everyone is horribly bored with Lindsay, Brittany and Paris for fucks sake. What the hell more can we see...certainly not body parts... seen it, rehab visits... seen it...mug shots...seen it. Food stuck in their teeth...seen it. Whatever
7. SICK TO DEATH of pictures with stupid doodles of sex-juice dripping from crotches.
6. Irresponsible dragging of celebrities out of the closet, and celebrating with great joy when they admit to their sexuality, like they've confessed to a crime. Worse yet, he also is so pompous as to choose what closet some people live in. Who does he think he is appointing himself the judge and juror on how people choose to live their lives and with whom. He's a GAY man and just because he flies his flag proudly, does not mean others feel it is important to do so to live happy, full lives.
5. Using blog to shamelessly plug new talent, then continuing to do so, over and over. Who the hell is Mika?
4. Amy Winehouse. I swear I sometimes think I am reading AmyWinehouse.com there is so much shit on that person.
3. Writing stuff on certain celebs, relentlessly going on and on and on about b -c level celebs, like we care. Sharon Stone. For Heaven's sake...who cares?
2. Ignoring the #1 television show, American Idol, until he finds that Sanjaya is all the cool buzz and jumps on the bandwagon. Stupid asshole. You don't have a tv and therefore you get no buzz on it. NONE.
1. You're being mean to Kelly Clarkson and that shit don't fly. You posted a picture of her for the first time on your shitty site and you diss her, copy words from her website, incorrectly, and claim she is a lesbian. You should be ashamed.

And finally, why haven't I listed the url of this website? Not because of fear of backlash, but because I simply would never be party to promoting any hits to that assholes site. I feel like asking Howard Stern to boycott him. If I knew Howard Stern, which I don't, but this asshole would claim to know him if he thought it was get him somewhere.

Thanks for reading...and sorry to anyone I offended. Yes PR Posse, I did cross over to the dark side tonite. And it felt really good! LOL THERE...I SAID IT. (wink, wink Amy B.)