Hee Haw - It's Country

Marvelous Martina with the sparkly blue eyes is going to bring the Southern Charm to Idol tonite. I am frickin's stoked because this is one of my genres of favorite music. I run 50/50 in the Ipod. Country and Rock. And Justin is in there too.

So, when I write tonite, I write my thoughts owning probably music from every one of the artists that will be featured, atleast I hope. I'm really excited.

Phil kicks it off. Holy Shit. He's killing it. This is where Phil needs to be. I predict Nashville is listening tonite and probably just heard a new star in the making. He was awesome. I can't believe how he is interacting with the crowd. And he looks good tonite too. I finally see a Phil as a performer. I think I'm ready to admit he always had a voice, but on shitty song selections. 4.5 Daughtrys. Very impressed.
Judges: right on Randy. Nice props. Pauler: she's sort of laying on the table tonite. Simon: good job, good feedback. Phil looks so happy. Nice guy. He's out of the bottom 3 with that performance, for sure. That was the shiz-nitz.

Jordin: My girl. Picked a Martina song. LOVE LOVE THIS SONG. Jordin has gutz. Big balls pulling that out in front of Martina. she looks terrific..but I ain't liking her hair lately. Too old for her. Toss that back to Melinda. Crowd is loving this performance now that she is in the chorus. First part was a little boring. I think Martina might have steered her a little conservative on the move about the stage...but she did show patience and control...4 Carries Judges: Randy and Pauler: very good. Simon pulls out the "you could win" card. Holy shaz=bat. My girl, my girl. I changed my computer password today to include her name. It's a little thing I do to send good luck vibes. Carrie won with it! Chris didn't. But won later, so that counts.

I just spotted a freak in the crowd. It's Constantine. Still snarling at the screen.

Sanjaya has a bandana over an afro. It's a frodanna. He's singing Bonnie Raitt. Good Lord. If I'm being honest, Sanjaya's outfit tonite reminds me of the prison gangs on the highway shoulders cleaning trash. He looks like a convict, seriously. What is shit I'm hearing. He is giving a little personality, but he ain't got power. Too hard for him. That song was too hard for him. 2 Constantines Randy: Keepin' it real Pauler: dressed like a secretary tonite...like at a Casino, hoping to score with a high roller at the end of the night Simon: BRUTAL Ryan, tries to step in. Get's spanked by Simon. This is sort of embarrassing. Sanjaya loses 5 lbs every week. I swear they are going to have to weigh him down in the coming weeks so he doesn't blow away.

KiKi: Oh No She Didn't. She is not going to sing my Carrie's Jesus song. She better not mess it up. You know she is doing an ok job. No one can really f=up this song too bad it's so awesome the way it builds and the chorus is so awesome. But, KiKi has missed a few notes here and there. It's a hard song, and she did it ok. Kind of screammy in a few spots though.
3.5 Carries. Not my favorite. Randy: hey, didn't I just write all that he just said. Yep Randy, I agree she should have sung it different than Carrie does. More gospelly. Pauler: agrees with Coley What do you mean so what? What? Simon: Doesn't think the song and KiKi matched. You're right Simon, on song choice. Randy says "Be You". I want that on a t-shirt. Except I guess it should say "Be Me". Oh forget it, it doesn't make sense. I think I just want a new cool t=shirt.

Rascal Flatt Chris - Mayberry? Not really a favorite of mine off their list. Let's see Chris. Pitchy right off the bat. But he is working it out. Some really nice power vocals, and then good energy. Ooh, flat note. yikers...my cat's ears flew back on that one. My cats love Idol. Jordin is their favorite too. I digress. I like Chris. He's one of my faves now, but those last notes were sadly out of tune. 3.5 Daughtrys Randy: no sense of connection. aiiright Pauler "take a memo" Abdul: no joy and love onstage. SImon: leave Pauler alone Nasally tinny vocal that left Simon sadly uninspired. Completely and utterly insignificant. Oh, Chris is going to put it back to Simon, and gets an eye roll when Chris gives a Va Tech shout out. Simon's an asshole. Well, he doesn't get it when people show emotions from the heart.

Melinda will pull some crap song out. I guarantee it. Let's hope it's Patsy Cline, not that she is crap, she's one of my faves. Who the Hell is Julie who? Trouble Is a Woman? Ha, even Martina ain't heard this little diddy. Ok, to be fair, this is probably one of my favorite performances of Melinda's. She really looks good tonite. Her hair is terrific. This girl is good tonite. This is a great song for her. If she would keep her hair like that, dress like that, and sing like that, she would come right on out of Troll-dom. That was NO troll up there. 4 Carries...Judges: well they liked it too. Simon calls her on the carpet on her surprise shit. Even Leah Rehmini on Ellen says she hates Melinda for the wide=eyed "who me" expressions. haha

Blake: Tim McGraw. THIS IS MY FAVORITE TIM MCGRAW song. I told you on a previous post that Blake would do some really sexy song, and he picked Mr. Sexy's best song. Download this song now, if you don't have it. It's so hot. Makes you want to throw down with your lov-uh. Oh, well I guess this song is a little harder to sing than I thought. He's sort of rushing it and not making it country enough. But it's aiiright. He could have made it a little more sexy, not so pop=ish. But nice overall. 2nd best guy tonite. Randy: loved it. Pauler: want to date me Blake? She loves your little isms. Simon: Not that impressed but it was cool. And weirdly out of the blue, someone must have busted Simon for the eye roll during the break, and he had to come out and talk about the tragedy.

Phil won tonite. Melinda wins the chick performance and is out of the Dungeon of Trolls. Sanjaya wins the freak show. Bottom 3: Sanjaya, Chris, KiKi

ByeBye until tomorrow.