I reset the settings where you don't have to be registered to post comments. I'd love to hear from EVERYBODY about Bon Jovi Week. Be nice, or atleast as nice as I am. Speaking of...my Dad told me to stop using the f-word. He said he didn't raise me to talk like that. I told him when he raised me there wasn't an internet. Why did my Dad have to get hip all of a sudden and read my blog. I'm guilted into cleaning up my act. For atleast 3-4 posts. Then Dad will lose interest. He'll see something shiny on Ebay and forget about me and my little blog.
I can't wait to see Bon Jovi. Do you think Denise Richardson will be in the audience swooning over Richie?
Monday, April 30, 2007
Kelly's New Single Cover - LOVE IT, LOVE HER!!!
I had to post something more cheerful than that Jessica Sierra photo. In fact, if you didn't see it yet, you lose, I'm tearing it down in just a second.
Anyway, this is one hot photo of Miss Kelly-ness. Where the hell was this chick on Idol Does Drama night? What a missed opportunity. Anyway, to all the chub-haters out there, SHUT it. She's a goddess and you know it. Kelly Rocks.
There I said it. Every now and again, I do get to be a 14 year old FAN and write just like I used to when I was in Jr. High and had my Tiger Beat magazines all over my bed and pinups of ???? on the wall. Shit, that gives away my age, and right now I 'm 14, so there.
Cole
Sunday, April 29, 2007
Former Idols Top 10 Finalist ARRESTED
Remember her? Well, last time you saw JESSICA SIERRA she wasn't being booked for bonking a dude on the head with a glass beer mug in a bar fight. She was a top 10 finalist the year Fantasia was crowned winner (or deemed the only one that was remotely talented in a bunch of screechers). Those of you that received free tickets to that year's Idol Tour (because I know none of my readers would have paid good money to see that group) got to see Jessica perform, before she took her act solo. And by "act" I mean, her acting as a drug crazed looney that has landed her "3 hots and a cot" at the county jail for a while.
Idol fans: It's a sad day when one of our past contestants has a hard time keeping it together when faced with people like Sanjaya on all the talk shows. It's enough to make one turn to a life of debauchery and misfortune.
Here's some advice for those of you who have been spit out by the AI machine. When posing for your future mug shots, and you know there are more to come, always remember to smile. This photo will be posted all over the place faster than you can plead not-guilty. Never forget you are a star that got extinguished a little too early... no matter how much you drank or how much you've drugged, you were once an AI star. You owe it to us to keep polish on that former title. You can throw up on your cell mates later, but right now this is your last chance to control your own spin on the unfortunate incarceration. It's really hard to turn that frown upside down when USA Today pastes you on the splash page. I give this mugshot 1 Mikela. She wouldn't have gotten 2 but it does appear she has been keeping up with her highlights and did try a slight head tilt in the photo, which she undoubtedly learned on American Idol on the red carpet.
In the future, to those that find themselves in Jessica's situation, where things have turned a little rough around the edges and the paparrazzi yelling your name has been replaced with an officer droning "turn to the left, turn to the right...", always remember one thing..just stand still and look pretty.
Idol fans: It's a sad day when one of our past contestants has a hard time keeping it together when faced with people like Sanjaya on all the talk shows. It's enough to make one turn to a life of debauchery and misfortune.
Here's some advice for those of you who have been spit out by the AI machine. When posing for your future mug shots, and you know there are more to come, always remember to smile. This photo will be posted all over the place faster than you can plead not-guilty. Never forget you are a star that got extinguished a little too early... no matter how much you drank or how much you've drugged, you were once an AI star. You owe it to us to keep polish on that former title. You can throw up on your cell mates later, but right now this is your last chance to control your own spin on the unfortunate incarceration. It's really hard to turn that frown upside down when USA Today pastes you on the splash page. I give this mugshot 1 Mikela. She wouldn't have gotten 2 but it does appear she has been keeping up with her highlights and did try a slight head tilt in the photo, which she undoubtedly learned on American Idol on the red carpet.
In the future, to those that find themselves in Jessica's situation, where things have turned a little rough around the edges and the paparrazzi yelling your name has been replaced with an officer droning "turn to the left, turn to the right...", always remember one thing..just stand still and look pretty.
Friday, April 27, 2007
Recovered Yet?
I think the majority of the peeps that tune in to this blog were a little underwhelmed to say the least with the Idol Gives Back episodes. So, let's not beat that dead horse any longer. I have had an absolutely soul ripping day at work today that brought out Oscar winning performances of Cole- Queen of the Drama in Design Land. It was one of those days where you swear to God, if someone offered you a job selling ice cubes to Eskimos, you know it would be easier than dealing with the goofs at the office. And I use Goofs loosely because I have literally run out of my daily allotment of f-bombs. I swear to my goddess Betty Crocker I am going to have to bake a shitload of cupcakes for Monday to keep from getting fired.
Anyway...I felt that the best way to get me out of my funk was to write some uplifting shit. It's hard to find though.To be honest, I am SICK to death of all the coverage of Sanjaya. I'd rather stare at Britney's newest wig and wish we'd catch her trippin' and it flippin' off her melon. I bet her melon is disgusting all matted down and sweaty in LA. Those hats are getting old. It's like watching one of the Golden Girls trying to avoid a sunburn all the time. She's so hideous it's gross. What a crap ass mother. Now where was I going with this...oh yeah, uplifting and happy. Sorry, I better get something a little stronger than a cupcake to lift these spirits.
Here are some pretty pictures of my favorite Idols. First Winner, Loveliest Winner, and FUTURE winner.
Yes, those are some beautiful woman, both inside and out. And enough of the bashing of Kelly and her extra padding. She's just got to get into her fighting weight. Listen, Kelly and I are both from Texas. And when you start out at 2 yrs old eating Chicken Fried Steak, mashed potatoes, biscuits and cream gravy FOR BREAKFAST, you're bound to have a little issue with salads. I know she probably spent the summer enjoying life and not working out at the gym. Actually, she spent her time doing something awesome...laying down the tracks for her new album "My December". So lay off the girl.
Well, some of the blogs are taking big swipes at Chris. Seems there was a leaked ad for Apple with only 5 idols. I don't believe this shit for a second. Because next week 2 are going. And they didn't mention the other lost idol. It would have been a leak of an ad for 4...and there hasn't been a vote, so I think this is crap. But, it was allegedly removed as soon as it accidentally posted.
In other uplifting and happy news, it seems that Jordin is reported as getting the most votes of DialIdol.com or whatever that site is that tracks the phone calls. She has moved ahead of Melinda in the pack. Chris seems to be the lowest votes. Everyone is trying to scramble to figure out where Sanjaya's votes went or are going.
Have a great Saturday!!! More later!!!!!!!
Anyway...I felt that the best way to get me out of my funk was to write some uplifting shit. It's hard to find though.To be honest, I am SICK to death of all the coverage of Sanjaya. I'd rather stare at Britney's newest wig and wish we'd catch her trippin' and it flippin' off her melon. I bet her melon is disgusting all matted down and sweaty in LA. Those hats are getting old. It's like watching one of the Golden Girls trying to avoid a sunburn all the time. She's so hideous it's gross. What a crap ass mother. Now where was I going with this...oh yeah, uplifting and happy. Sorry, I better get something a little stronger than a cupcake to lift these spirits.
Here are some pretty pictures of my favorite Idols. First Winner, Loveliest Winner, and FUTURE winner.
Yes, those are some beautiful woman, both inside and out. And enough of the bashing of Kelly and her extra padding. She's just got to get into her fighting weight. Listen, Kelly and I are both from Texas. And when you start out at 2 yrs old eating Chicken Fried Steak, mashed potatoes, biscuits and cream gravy FOR BREAKFAST, you're bound to have a little issue with salads. I know she probably spent the summer enjoying life and not working out at the gym. Actually, she spent her time doing something awesome...laying down the tracks for her new album "My December". So lay off the girl.
Well, some of the blogs are taking big swipes at Chris. Seems there was a leaked ad for Apple with only 5 idols. I don't believe this shit for a second. Because next week 2 are going. And they didn't mention the other lost idol. It would have been a leak of an ad for 4...and there hasn't been a vote, so I think this is crap. But, it was allegedly removed as soon as it accidentally posted.
In other uplifting and happy news, it seems that Jordin is reported as getting the most votes of DialIdol.com or whatever that site is that tracks the phone calls. She has moved ahead of Melinda in the pack. Chris seems to be the lowest votes. Everyone is trying to scramble to figure out where Sanjaya's votes went or are going.
Have a great Saturday!!! More later!!!!!!!
Thursday, April 26, 2007
Jump The Shark - A Tutorial in Pop Culture
As I wrote last night, American Idol was cruising the shark infested waters with some of their shenanigans, and then out walked Celine and Elvis...officially jumping the shark. Then, this morning, I couldn't believe it. I was driving to work and the talk show I listen to opened up with "Idol Officially Jumped the Shark" last night. It's one of my favorite sayings. Except the dummy guy got it wrong and said Fonzie was riding a shark. Lame. I'm going to email him!!! Ron Owens KGO...you'll be hearing from me!
I quote "jump the shark" website below:
Jumping the shark is a metaphor that was originally used to denote the tipping point at which a TV series is deemed by a viewer to have passed its peak, or has introduced plot twists that are illogical in terms of everything that has preceded them. Once a show has "jumped the shark," the viewer senses a noticeable decline in quality or feels the show has undergone too many changes to retain its original charm. The term has also evolved to describe other areas of pop culture, including movie series, music, acting celebrities, or authors for whom a drastic change was seen as the beginning of the end. These changes are often attempts to attract their fans' waning attention with over-the-top statements or increasingly overt appeals to sex or violence. Some have broadened its use to simply describe any decline in appeal for the subject in question, without requiring a significant "jump the shark" moment[1]The term derives from an episode of Happy Days, where Fonzie jumped over a shark on water skis.
If you want to read more...www.jumptheshark.com can give you hours of laughter.
Happy Thursday.
The Votes Are In - Or Not - Or???
Hey,
MY VOTES are in...which is what counts and this 2 day shitfest (not counting the money which was raised which was phenonmenal and I bow to their greatness) is over. The hype was absolutely misleading, especially Bono.
5 Constantines
5 Mikelas
AND a never before awarded 1 BONUS SANJAYA for this crapfest called Idol Calls Back.
That's it. It's dead to me. Let's get back to AMERICAN IDOL sans the ICB Pillsbury Bake Off banner.
Here's to a bright new day and groovy weekend for everyone.
Ciao!
MY VOTES are in...which is what counts and this 2 day shitfest (not counting the money which was raised which was phenonmenal and I bow to their greatness) is over. The hype was absolutely misleading, especially Bono.
5 Constantines
5 Mikelas
AND a never before awarded 1 BONUS SANJAYA for this crapfest called Idol Calls Back.
That's it. It's dead to me. Let's get back to AMERICAN IDOL sans the ICB Pillsbury Bake Off banner.
Here's to a bright new day and groovy weekend for everyone.
Ciao!
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
Idol Gives Back - The Sequel, Part 2
Well, we get 2 hours tonite. I"m getting started late 'cuz work is sucking the life out of me. I drank 3 grande coffees today thanks to the new Starbucks in our office...yes, I did say IN our offices. Is my company smart or what? They looked out the windows and watched a bunch of workers run across the street everyday to Starbucks. And really they were watching dollar bills of productivity skip into Starbucks. So they put the brakes on that...and built us our very own, right in our Atrium. It's pretty amazing, actually. I hope my husband isn't reading this shit though, and actually he makes me read it to him, so I'll just skip this sentence. He always probably wouldn't like my cyber flirting with one of my favorite that visits this site, and you all know who he is. I've confessed I write this thing more to hear from one of the commenters as much as to crack myself up. Ok, so this is turning out to be Bridget Jones' Diary and not a blog. But I really am in a weird ass mood. I need a little more cowbell in my life tonite. (wcn :p)
Rascal Flatts was great. I love this band, but Joe Don Rooney, the poser guitarist on the left bugs the shit out of me. His hair styled forward like he is caught in the perpetual wind tunnel is so stupid. He is married to some stupid PlayBoy Bunny and they got married in Cabo and it was so stupid to watch them sing karaoke on ET. And you're thinking to yourself, so why did you watch it Cole? Well, so I can write to someone later about how stupid it was, of course. I have to watch the good and the bad, so I can give "balanced feedback" in my bitching. And Joe Don deserves my rant. He is full of himself and shit. Jay DeMarcus is the 3rd member on the right and he is married to Alison, and she is hot as a pistol. And mysteriously we never see Gary's wife. Mmm. I think she might be the "non-bimbo" in the wife trio.
Carrie's segment made me cry. I need a drink.
Ryan sez "You're short" to Pauler. And she just sticks her titties out and sez "I'm vertically challenged" and I'm thinking she got her boobies botoxed as well. My friend Sara gave her boyfriend, Anthony, a t-shirt that says "Yeah for Boobies" or I love Boobies or something and it's retro and awesome. Anthony, are Pauler's boobies botoxed? They didn't move an inch, just like her forehead and cheeks.
Staying Alive thing was sort of funny. Big stars. Wow. But Miss PIggy? Really. Can you hear the phone call to Gwyneth Paltrow..."Hey, how would you like to fake dance in front of bluescreen and Miss Piggy will be there too." Gwinnie "Sorry, wrong number, don't call here again."
Ok, I can't stand it. If they make Jordin go tonite, I swear this might be my last blog entry. I swear. KiKi is safe. What? It's down to Jordin and Chris. Chris, you better go.
Kelly has hair extensions. I don't like this Joss Stone act. I hate that dress. And I hate this bluesy shitness. But she still sings it well. I hate this whole show so far. I swear I am in a foul mood. This has been the biggest fucking let down of 2 shows in my whole career as a blogger. I may slit my wrists before this sad shit is over, and then I really will if Jordin goes home. I swear I am warning you all, they offed Chris Daughtry last year early, and if it happens to Jordin, I'm "Seacrest Out".
There is some good sidenote news in today. Rosie O'Donnell got booted off The View today. Right on. Crazy Lezbot.
Idol HAS JUMPED THE SHARK. DEAD ELVIS AND CELINE DION. What the fuck is this ??? Everyone has dreamed of seeing Celine and Elvis...everyone on crank on the Vegas Strip at 4:00 am in the gutter outside Caesar's. For the love of the flying Elvis's get this shit off. Where's my Tivo remote? When Natalie Cole did a duet with her Dad it was on the radio, Unforgettable. I don't know this is just weird as hell for me. It's freakish. It's Elvis for God's sake. I can't believe they didn't put dead John Lennon next to Blake last night for God's sake. Is nothing sacred? Next week, will we see the dead Led Zeppelin drummer with Ricky Minor and the band. Hell, they should have drug out Patsy Cline last week on Country week.
People you may be reading my last blog. My very last words. jumping the shark, sad shit, Dead Elvis, Kelly C looking wacked and not singing her new single, AND voting off Chris or Jordin WILL PUSH ME OVER THE EDGE. I'm fully scared that my Xanax will not handle this bad evening. I fear that Hostess did not make enough cupcakes this month to pull me out of this. Where's that drink I wrote about 3 paragraphs back.
Ellen D. is the only brite spot tonite. 30 million $ tonite. Annie Lennox is up, I love her. Too bad I didn't like the Bridge Over Troubled Water rendition.
OH what the FUCK. They saved them all. This is really ruining my office pool for the week. Oooh, Bottom 2 next week. I think I have never been so happy for Jordin. Well, you are saved...assuming you log in here because you like my blog and the wonderfully funny people that comment and add so much to the mix.
And one final note...I saved it for the end.
Sanjaya's mom got busted for pot!
Apologies for my f-bombs dropping everywhere tonite. My blood sugar must be low. I'm running low on sushi. I haven't had my fix for the week. So, gotta go now. I am just sad about all the African people, and Bono and all that stuff. I gotta find my credit card and donate my money. Ellen really drove it home. If she can donate 100k and I make an effort too.
Well, nighty night Idol-ites. Get to bed Queen Lee Lee. Say night to Blue Tooth.
Rascal Flatts was great. I love this band, but Joe Don Rooney, the poser guitarist on the left bugs the shit out of me. His hair styled forward like he is caught in the perpetual wind tunnel is so stupid. He is married to some stupid PlayBoy Bunny and they got married in Cabo and it was so stupid to watch them sing karaoke on ET. And you're thinking to yourself, so why did you watch it Cole? Well, so I can write to someone later about how stupid it was, of course. I have to watch the good and the bad, so I can give "balanced feedback" in my bitching. And Joe Don deserves my rant. He is full of himself and shit. Jay DeMarcus is the 3rd member on the right and he is married to Alison, and she is hot as a pistol. And mysteriously we never see Gary's wife. Mmm. I think she might be the "non-bimbo" in the wife trio.
Carrie's segment made me cry. I need a drink.
Ryan sez "You're short" to Pauler. And she just sticks her titties out and sez "I'm vertically challenged" and I'm thinking she got her boobies botoxed as well. My friend Sara gave her boyfriend, Anthony, a t-shirt that says "Yeah for Boobies" or I love Boobies or something and it's retro and awesome. Anthony, are Pauler's boobies botoxed? They didn't move an inch, just like her forehead and cheeks.
Staying Alive thing was sort of funny. Big stars. Wow. But Miss PIggy? Really. Can you hear the phone call to Gwyneth Paltrow..."Hey, how would you like to fake dance in front of bluescreen and Miss Piggy will be there too." Gwinnie "Sorry, wrong number, don't call here again."
Ok, I can't stand it. If they make Jordin go tonite, I swear this might be my last blog entry. I swear. KiKi is safe. What? It's down to Jordin and Chris. Chris, you better go.
Kelly has hair extensions. I don't like this Joss Stone act. I hate that dress. And I hate this bluesy shitness. But she still sings it well. I hate this whole show so far. I swear I am in a foul mood. This has been the biggest fucking let down of 2 shows in my whole career as a blogger. I may slit my wrists before this sad shit is over, and then I really will if Jordin goes home. I swear I am warning you all, they offed Chris Daughtry last year early, and if it happens to Jordin, I'm "Seacrest Out".
There is some good sidenote news in today. Rosie O'Donnell got booted off The View today. Right on. Crazy Lezbot.
Idol HAS JUMPED THE SHARK. DEAD ELVIS AND CELINE DION. What the fuck is this ??? Everyone has dreamed of seeing Celine and Elvis...everyone on crank on the Vegas Strip at 4:00 am in the gutter outside Caesar's. For the love of the flying Elvis's get this shit off. Where's my Tivo remote? When Natalie Cole did a duet with her Dad it was on the radio, Unforgettable. I don't know this is just weird as hell for me. It's freakish. It's Elvis for God's sake. I can't believe they didn't put dead John Lennon next to Blake last night for God's sake. Is nothing sacred? Next week, will we see the dead Led Zeppelin drummer with Ricky Minor and the band. Hell, they should have drug out Patsy Cline last week on Country week.
People you may be reading my last blog. My very last words. jumping the shark, sad shit, Dead Elvis, Kelly C looking wacked and not singing her new single, AND voting off Chris or Jordin WILL PUSH ME OVER THE EDGE. I'm fully scared that my Xanax will not handle this bad evening. I fear that Hostess did not make enough cupcakes this month to pull me out of this. Where's that drink I wrote about 3 paragraphs back.
Ellen D. is the only brite spot tonite. 30 million $ tonite. Annie Lennox is up, I love her. Too bad I didn't like the Bridge Over Troubled Water rendition.
OH what the FUCK. They saved them all. This is really ruining my office pool for the week. Oooh, Bottom 2 next week. I think I have never been so happy for Jordin. Well, you are saved...assuming you log in here because you like my blog and the wonderfully funny people that comment and add so much to the mix.
And one final note...I saved it for the end.
Sanjaya's mom got busted for pot!
Apologies for my f-bombs dropping everywhere tonite. My blood sugar must be low. I'm running low on sushi. I haven't had my fix for the week. So, gotta go now. I am just sad about all the African people, and Bono and all that stuff. I gotta find my credit card and donate my money. Ellen really drove it home. If she can donate 100k and I make an effort too.
Well, nighty night Idol-ites. Get to bed Queen Lee Lee. Say night to Blue Tooth.
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
Idol Gives Back - Are you ready to be inspired?
Extremely excited to be coming to you from my buddies dining room table in the thriving metropolis of Sacramento, California. It’s a super bonus treat night to share in viewing with my 2 best buddies, Lisa and Hope. They are my biggest life supporters and laugh at my blog, or atleast lie to me about it on a regular basis. I can’t think of a better way to watch. I live 55 miles south of here, and so it’s groovy to get together with the girls.
So, here’s the show. Ryan, Drama Queen, starts the show from control room. I think he wishes he was Captain Kirk on Star Trek. And now we aren’t just voting we are saving lives.Now how many people can say they saved lives by watching tv and dialing a telephone, all from your couch? That’s great and I bow to the American Idol Nation.
Tomorrow is 2 hours result show. Bono is joining us tomorrow night. The judges look like loser lineup after hearing Bono is coming. Ryan stop talking about tomorrow night.
More footage of Africa. Oh for fooey sake, I’m tired of these clips showing Ryan in camoflauge. Actually, I don’t watch the National Geographic channel for a reason. This shit makes me so damn sad. And I will vote tonite and continue to contribute to a Thai Orphanage each year, and encourage everyone to do something that benefits children. They are the future. This puts an end to tonite’s public service announcement. Now I’d like to get back to making fun of people and being bitchy.
Chris is up. Great song selection. It’s a double diamond earring night for Timberfake. I’m loving this performance. I like it and the personality he is injecting. Is there some nasally sound showing up. I’m not so sure. I’m giving him 4 Daughtrys He has really improved week over week. I’d buy that single 4 sure. Randy sees it Cole’s way, as always. Pauler liked the song choice as well. Again, they speak of the journey Chris has taken us on. Good soul and sexy from Simon.
Next up is DooHickey. But first, holy Trumpness…It’s Ivana in the crowd. Next we will see Paris Hilton and then I can’t be part of this shit if she messes it up. I have no beef with Ivana, but she might draw flies that want to be like her…Lohan and Paris species that crave attention.
Melinda digs in her country roots singing Faith Hill. She’s from Nashville remember.
Best performance of Melinda Doolittle’s yet for me. This was truly very nice. 4 Carries.
Really, super performance. She really redeemed herself to me with that. It’s her hair. I’ve been harping on that hair for weeks, and she has finally gotten her wig toppers fired and is going at it the right way.
Is it just me, or does that “Idol Gives Back” banner look just like the Pillsbury Bake Off banner?
Pauler got botoxed by the way, her face hasn’t moved a millimeter tonite. Better hope she doesn’t have to fake cry with the next performance.
Ok, KiKi has decided to rip off another Idol Icon. Love you KiKi and you are talented, but really, I just could close my eyes and picture Fantasia up there. She got compared to Carrie when you took her Jesus and the Wheel performance, and that didn’t go so well. And now to imitate Fantasia, not a good plan. They are going to rip you for the same reason they’d rip on you for picking Celine. Great song, but you should have made it your own. KiKi you looked so beautiful tonite, but watch the strapless gowns that cut your fat in the back, I’m just saying, in case you are picking out a bridesmaid dress anytime soon. Just some free styling tips for ya’. No charge. I’m giving you 3.5 Carries. You lose ½ point for ripoff
As long as I am giving out style tips, Phil better get his country on. Dress in jeans and some stylish country grooves and stand playing to the fans that are going to bust it on down to Wal-Mart and buy your country album. Great GREAT move picking GARTH. You ain’t no dummy. I think this was an amazing performance. I think it could have had a little more country, and I’m giving you 4.5 Daughtrys. Way to go Phil. I’ll buy your cd.
WOOHOO! My girl is up to close the show.
You know every time I hear Ryan say, we are going to feed all the starving children in Africa, I know there is a smart ass kid somewhere looking at mom saying. “Thank God, now I don’t have to clean my plate and eat my peas. Mommy, Idol is taking care of all the kids you want to send my dinner to.”
Jordin, now I am going to try to be objective. Here we go. Love the dress. And she is beautiful…oh I am a little worried about the Jerry Lewis Telethon song. I know she will bust it, it’s an ok song, but my only memory is of Jerry Lewis singing it so I don’t want to be quick to judge. Stellar performance. That was so good. I loved it. I loved every note of it. 5 Carries. Crowd loved it too. Standing O for the big Jord-O. Randy gave her the hottest props ever. EVER. Simon sez: Hit record talking. Jordin is going to put her pants on one leg at a time in the future and go out a make a Gold Record. She’s going to make more than one, I promise you. If I could buy stock in Jordin, Inc. I’d convert my freaking corp stock to her TOOOODDDAAAYYY. Hello Etrade, sell my crap stock options and give me some Jordin.
So, KiKi, as I’ve advised all contestants on their way out, swipe a lot of the little shampoos, drink the free minibar loot, and pack your bags sister.
Well, my girls are saying nighty night Idol-ites to you all as well. I can't wait until tomorrow night. I guess another sleepless night in store for me. Well I have another xanax and hostess cupcake waiting for me at home, so I'll be good to go.
So, here’s the show. Ryan, Drama Queen, starts the show from control room. I think he wishes he was Captain Kirk on Star Trek. And now we aren’t just voting we are saving lives.Now how many people can say they saved lives by watching tv and dialing a telephone, all from your couch? That’s great and I bow to the American Idol Nation.
Tomorrow is 2 hours result show. Bono is joining us tomorrow night. The judges look like loser lineup after hearing Bono is coming. Ryan stop talking about tomorrow night.
More footage of Africa. Oh for fooey sake, I’m tired of these clips showing Ryan in camoflauge. Actually, I don’t watch the National Geographic channel for a reason. This shit makes me so damn sad. And I will vote tonite and continue to contribute to a Thai Orphanage each year, and encourage everyone to do something that benefits children. They are the future. This puts an end to tonite’s public service announcement. Now I’d like to get back to making fun of people and being bitchy.
Chris is up. Great song selection. It’s a double diamond earring night for Timberfake. I’m loving this performance. I like it and the personality he is injecting. Is there some nasally sound showing up. I’m not so sure. I’m giving him 4 Daughtrys He has really improved week over week. I’d buy that single 4 sure. Randy sees it Cole’s way, as always. Pauler liked the song choice as well. Again, they speak of the journey Chris has taken us on. Good soul and sexy from Simon.
Next up is DooHickey. But first, holy Trumpness…It’s Ivana in the crowd. Next we will see Paris Hilton and then I can’t be part of this shit if she messes it up. I have no beef with Ivana, but she might draw flies that want to be like her…Lohan and Paris species that crave attention.
Melinda digs in her country roots singing Faith Hill. She’s from Nashville remember.
Best performance of Melinda Doolittle’s yet for me. This was truly very nice. 4 Carries.
Really, super performance. She really redeemed herself to me with that. It’s her hair. I’ve been harping on that hair for weeks, and she has finally gotten her wig toppers fired and is going at it the right way.
Is it just me, or does that “Idol Gives Back” banner look just like the Pillsbury Bake Off banner?
Pauler got botoxed by the way, her face hasn’t moved a millimeter tonite. Better hope she doesn’t have to fake cry with the next performance.
Ok, KiKi has decided to rip off another Idol Icon. Love you KiKi and you are talented, but really, I just could close my eyes and picture Fantasia up there. She got compared to Carrie when you took her Jesus and the Wheel performance, and that didn’t go so well. And now to imitate Fantasia, not a good plan. They are going to rip you for the same reason they’d rip on you for picking Celine. Great song, but you should have made it your own. KiKi you looked so beautiful tonite, but watch the strapless gowns that cut your fat in the back, I’m just saying, in case you are picking out a bridesmaid dress anytime soon. Just some free styling tips for ya’. No charge. I’m giving you 3.5 Carries. You lose ½ point for ripoff
As long as I am giving out style tips, Phil better get his country on. Dress in jeans and some stylish country grooves and stand playing to the fans that are going to bust it on down to Wal-Mart and buy your country album. Great GREAT move picking GARTH. You ain’t no dummy. I think this was an amazing performance. I think it could have had a little more country, and I’m giving you 4.5 Daughtrys. Way to go Phil. I’ll buy your cd.
WOOHOO! My girl is up to close the show.
You know every time I hear Ryan say, we are going to feed all the starving children in Africa, I know there is a smart ass kid somewhere looking at mom saying. “Thank God, now I don’t have to clean my plate and eat my peas. Mommy, Idol is taking care of all the kids you want to send my dinner to.”
Jordin, now I am going to try to be objective. Here we go. Love the dress. And she is beautiful…oh I am a little worried about the Jerry Lewis Telethon song. I know she will bust it, it’s an ok song, but my only memory is of Jerry Lewis singing it so I don’t want to be quick to judge. Stellar performance. That was so good. I loved it. I loved every note of it. 5 Carries. Crowd loved it too. Standing O for the big Jord-O. Randy gave her the hottest props ever. EVER. Simon sez: Hit record talking. Jordin is going to put her pants on one leg at a time in the future and go out a make a Gold Record. She’s going to make more than one, I promise you. If I could buy stock in Jordin, Inc. I’d convert my freaking corp stock to her TOOOODDDAAAYYY. Hello Etrade, sell my crap stock options and give me some Jordin.
So, KiKi, as I’ve advised all contestants on their way out, swipe a lot of the little shampoos, drink the free minibar loot, and pack your bags sister.
Well, my girls are saying nighty night Idol-ites to you all as well. I can't wait until tomorrow night. I guess another sleepless night in store for me. Well I have another xanax and hostess cupcake waiting for me at home, so I'll be good to go.
It's officially Tuesday...Performance Night "Idol Gives Back"
Check the time of this post, if that's possible. Whatever, just believe me when I say...it's 12;35 AM and I'm so fired up about tonite's show, I can't sleep. You'd think I was going to be performing "Breakaway" with Kelly herself. Actually, I'd rather sing Jesus Take the Wheel with Carrie, or hell, I'd be happy just ironing Ryan's shirt in the am. Or mixing Pauler's coketails. Hanging with the homeys on stage. But sadly, I'll just be 1 of 35 gazillion viewers huddled around my old Sony WEGA 32" NON HDTV. Seems so ghetto, but only 3 years old. I'm surprised our TIVO even agrees to speak to it, it's so behind in techno wizardry. But alas, they get along famously, I'm happy to report. Enough about my tv, don't get me started on appliances. My 12 year old wedding gift coffee maker went to the big coffee pot graveyard in the sky this morning. i digress.
So, back to my sleeplessness. After tossing and turning, I decided I should get up and take a chill pill. Some doctors refer to it by the clinical name - Xanax - and it settles my ass right on down. Actually, I've only taken 2 of them in my life...the bottle is on reserve for emergencies when I might go postal on a co-worker (kidding Lu) or my husband. I am prone to anxiety when I get so amped up about stupid stuff (not Idol of course). I don't drink or drug, so I really can't lay myself out very well. I'm sort of like Christina, my mind races about like a hamster on a wheel, but often times like a bunch of roaches on a trampoline.
So, what am I excited about exactly. Well, I just ate a Hostess cupcake. That was stellar. Oh, and about American Idol of course. And I think I mostly can't wait to see Kelly and Carrie. The only way it would be more perfect was if Daughtry and JHud performed. (not together because that would spell trainwreck, of course) The rest of the idols can kiss my ass. If Justin Goofini even gets close to the tv cameraman or a microphone, you'll hear me shout from both coasts. Anthony in the UK will hear me yell, get off the f'ing screen you freak-fro grinning monkey man. I despise him. And Nikki McGibbin while I am at it. Can you believe Ellen (Degenerous for those not quick on the uptake) loved Ryan Starr from season one?
Has anyone seen that orange orangatang Mikela Gordon on the Idol Recap show? She is the freak of all freaks. Remember she was pale with black hair in Season 4? and reminded me of Barbra Streisand. loosely. And now she has collagen lips, blondish brown hair and orange skin...and lost about 50% of her body weight. she is seriously unrecognizable. But still thinks she is hot shit, so go figure.
Matt Rogers is her co-host (loose term) but did a nice job interviewing Jennifer Lopez. I like Jenny from the Block. I really do. But I think I like her in romantic comedies best.
Ok, I gotta crash and give my chill the thrill it deserves. I'll be writing, you can count on that. And you better stay up late and write me back. I can't wait to hear what you all think...in detail!!!!!!!! I need a little more cowbell on this blog.
(wink ;) wcn)
xoxox and nighty night idol-ites,
Cole
So, back to my sleeplessness. After tossing and turning, I decided I should get up and take a chill pill. Some doctors refer to it by the clinical name - Xanax - and it settles my ass right on down. Actually, I've only taken 2 of them in my life...the bottle is on reserve for emergencies when I might go postal on a co-worker (kidding Lu) or my husband. I am prone to anxiety when I get so amped up about stupid stuff (not Idol of course). I don't drink or drug, so I really can't lay myself out very well. I'm sort of like Christina, my mind races about like a hamster on a wheel, but often times like a bunch of roaches on a trampoline.
So, what am I excited about exactly. Well, I just ate a Hostess cupcake. That was stellar. Oh, and about American Idol of course. And I think I mostly can't wait to see Kelly and Carrie. The only way it would be more perfect was if Daughtry and JHud performed. (not together because that would spell trainwreck, of course) The rest of the idols can kiss my ass. If Justin Goofini even gets close to the tv cameraman or a microphone, you'll hear me shout from both coasts. Anthony in the UK will hear me yell, get off the f'ing screen you freak-fro grinning monkey man. I despise him. And Nikki McGibbin while I am at it. Can you believe Ellen (Degenerous for those not quick on the uptake) loved Ryan Starr from season one?
Has anyone seen that orange orangatang Mikela Gordon on the Idol Recap show? She is the freak of all freaks. Remember she was pale with black hair in Season 4? and reminded me of Barbra Streisand. loosely. And now she has collagen lips, blondish brown hair and orange skin...and lost about 50% of her body weight. she is seriously unrecognizable. But still thinks she is hot shit, so go figure.
Matt Rogers is her co-host (loose term) but did a nice job interviewing Jennifer Lopez. I like Jenny from the Block. I really do. But I think I like her in romantic comedies best.
Ok, I gotta crash and give my chill the thrill it deserves. I'll be writing, you can count on that. And you better stay up late and write me back. I can't wait to hear what you all think...in detail!!!!!!!! I need a little more cowbell on this blog.
(wink ;) wcn)
xoxox and nighty night idol-ites,
Cole
Sunday, April 22, 2007
VoteForTheWorst Announces New Target
Well, the season started out with Sundance Head as the worst. And when he really WAS the worst, and he got voted off, they targeted Sanjaya. And we know that came to a halt last week, so this week voters are urged to dial up and vote for PHIL!!!
I'm sort of sad about that. I think I want KiKi gone first. But anyway, let's see how it goes. Oh, wait...Phil will stay if he gets their votes. Ok, then I'm good with it.
In any case, the votes go to charity this week which is a great thing.
I gotta' crash now.
I'm sort of sad about that. I think I want KiKi gone first. But anyway, let's see how it goes. Oh, wait...Phil will stay if he gets their votes. Ok, then I'm good with it.
In any case, the votes go to charity this week which is a great thing.
I gotta' crash now.
Celebrities Performing this Week!!
Finally, I found a list of the who-who that will perform or clap from the audience,on Tuesday and Wednesday's shows...LIFE ANTHEMS is the theme to the music selections of our final 6. Mmm. What would my life anthem be? SuperFreak by Rick James is a good one...I wish someone would bust that out. I wish Blake would sing "Can't Touch This" my mc. hammer...and beat box. I'm sure they mean "inspirational" life anthems, not autobiagraphical, but anyway. Here's the star list.
The original American Idol, Kelly Clarkson, along with Hugh Grant, Keira Knightley, Forest Whitaker, Helena Bonham Carter, Daniel Radcliffe, Teri Hatcher and Mr. Bean (Rowan Atkinson), are scheduled to appear.
These celebrities join previously announced talent including Gwen Stefani, Josh Groban, Pink, Michael Buble, Annie Lennox, Il Divo and Borat Sagdiyev.
Corporate sponsors of "Idol Gives Back" are led by News Corporation, Ford, Coca-Cola and AT&T. Ford will contribute generously by producing a very special music video. You'll get a sneak peek at the video on Wednesday night. Then the entire video will be available for download after the show. One hundred percent of the money generated will be contributed to "Idol Gives Back."
On Tuesday, April 24 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT), the Top 6 finalists will sing songs that can be considered "life anthems." After the performance show, viewers will vote for their favorite contestants via toll-free numbers and text messages, as usual. On this special night, for every vote cast, sponsors will donate money to the charity.
The special two-hour results show on Wednesday, April 25 (8:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) will be a star-studded evening featuring live performances from the "American Idol" stage as well as the Walt Disney Concert Hall in Los Angeles. Viewers will be able to make their own donations via toll-free pledge lines and the Internet.
I'm getting super excited. This is cool shit. I bet there are stars slated to show up that they don't announce until tomorrow. Like who has a big album coming out??? Mmm. I don't know, but I bet someone's record label is twisting some arms to help boost ticket sales or music sales. I wish the Police would perform. They are about to be on tour.
The original American Idol, Kelly Clarkson, along with Hugh Grant, Keira Knightley, Forest Whitaker, Helena Bonham Carter, Daniel Radcliffe, Teri Hatcher and Mr. Bean (Rowan Atkinson), are scheduled to appear.
These celebrities join previously announced talent including Gwen Stefani, Josh Groban, Pink, Michael Buble, Annie Lennox, Il Divo and Borat Sagdiyev.
Corporate sponsors of "Idol Gives Back" are led by News Corporation, Ford, Coca-Cola and AT&T. Ford will contribute generously by producing a very special music video. You'll get a sneak peek at the video on Wednesday night. Then the entire video will be available for download after the show. One hundred percent of the money generated will be contributed to "Idol Gives Back."
On Tuesday, April 24 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT), the Top 6 finalists will sing songs that can be considered "life anthems." After the performance show, viewers will vote for their favorite contestants via toll-free numbers and text messages, as usual. On this special night, for every vote cast, sponsors will donate money to the charity.
The special two-hour results show on Wednesday, April 25 (8:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) will be a star-studded evening featuring live performances from the "American Idol" stage as well as the Walt Disney Concert Hall in Los Angeles. Viewers will be able to make their own donations via toll-free pledge lines and the Internet.
I'm getting super excited. This is cool shit. I bet there are stars slated to show up that they don't announce until tomorrow. Like who has a big album coming out??? Mmm. I don't know, but I bet someone's record label is twisting some arms to help boost ticket sales or music sales. I wish the Police would perform. They are about to be on tour.
Saturday, April 21, 2007
Next week's Top 6 Showdown
Yes, indeed, there will be someone going home on April 25. Just saw the promo during the Nascar Race on Fox. And they are actually sounding nice to Kelly Clarkson in the promos. Afterall, she was the first Idol and arguably the most successful in the Pop Rock genre. (Oscar winning is not the goal of Idol...just a super duper bonus for JHud) And I heard this weekend that Katherine McPhee has really been embraced by Hollywood as one of the it crowd on the red carpet. Music success (or lackthereof notwithstanding), she is a pretty girl with Katie Holmes Cruise looks. I heard Vanessa Manillo is moving to LA and in with Nick Lachey and will no doubt be giving them all a run for the money soon. And since Jessica is starting to show her nipples outside of clubs, we need new celebrities to class up the town a bit.
So, I still don't know what the genre of music is this week....maybe it's "name that tune" week. Wouldn't that be fun if you they played that gameshow game from the 70's and whoever guesses the song name right first, gets to sing it. Ha. And even funnier, a suck song's notes start playing, and no one guesses 'cause no one wants it. ha.
Random side note: Does anyone besides me watch All My Children? If so, can you tell me why JR Chandler is starting to morph into Larry Birkhead? Is it my imagination, but their hair is identical. Ok, back to AI..
Ryan Seacrest's show on Idol today was so anti-climatic talking to Sanjaya. San cannot really talk on the phone. I've heard more enthusiasm from the pizza guy confirming my order. I mean JEEZz dude, if you want to be a spokesperson or something to capitalize on your weirdness, learn to string some words together to form what we call "sentences". It didn't help that Ryan seemed to be hung over. Sometimes me thinks Ryan likes to nip it a bit into the wee hours.
Did anyone see Simon on Oprah with the final 6 (thanks WindyJeff for the tip). Those 6 were quite a motley crue up there (ON satellite feed from LaLa Land). I actually think Phil was the funniest. Melinda still tried the "oh my - I'm sorta a famous troll?" face. And KiKi was pretty sincere. Oprah likes a struggling single mom story, for sure. She put Fantasia in Color Purple. Good for her. Anyway, Simon confirmed that if Sanjaya had won, he wanted to quit, but they wouldn't let him he said, and he's under that gazillion dollar contract. He was pretty sincere, and he I was sort of understanding of him. But overall, it was a pretty boring segment.
Enjoy your weekend. Hope you aren't stuck on a plane with Pauler somewhere.
So, I still don't know what the genre of music is this week....maybe it's "name that tune" week. Wouldn't that be fun if you they played that gameshow game from the 70's and whoever guesses the song name right first, gets to sing it. Ha. And even funnier, a suck song's notes start playing, and no one guesses 'cause no one wants it. ha.
Random side note: Does anyone besides me watch All My Children? If so, can you tell me why JR Chandler is starting to morph into Larry Birkhead? Is it my imagination, but their hair is identical. Ok, back to AI..
Ryan Seacrest's show on Idol today was so anti-climatic talking to Sanjaya. San cannot really talk on the phone. I've heard more enthusiasm from the pizza guy confirming my order. I mean JEEZz dude, if you want to be a spokesperson or something to capitalize on your weirdness, learn to string some words together to form what we call "sentences". It didn't help that Ryan seemed to be hung over. Sometimes me thinks Ryan likes to nip it a bit into the wee hours.
Did anyone see Simon on Oprah with the final 6 (thanks WindyJeff for the tip). Those 6 were quite a motley crue up there (ON satellite feed from LaLa Land). I actually think Phil was the funniest. Melinda still tried the "oh my - I'm sorta a famous troll?" face. And KiKi was pretty sincere. Oprah likes a struggling single mom story, for sure. She put Fantasia in Color Purple. Good for her. Anyway, Simon confirmed that if Sanjaya had won, he wanted to quit, but they wouldn't let him he said, and he's under that gazillion dollar contract. He was pretty sincere, and he I was sort of understanding of him. But overall, it was a pretty boring segment.
Enjoy your weekend. Hope you aren't stuck on a plane with Pauler somewhere.
Friday, April 20, 2007
Final 6...How do you rank them finishing now???
I think this week is a non-vote off week. It's the special "idol Gives Back" thing. So, what do you all think about sending me your thoughts, as of today, now that Sanjinxy is out of the running and can stop flubbing everything up.
Here's my picks:
1. Jordin - my girl. She's a groovy one.
2. Blake - because I like the girl and boy showdown...and they are so different
3. Melinda - Troll Patrol and yet very talented. Nice "cop a squat" move this week. I love her hair-do now.
4. Chris - I think Blake is going to ace him out, but I could be wrong. A TimberBlake vs. TimberFake showdown would be nice, but it ain't gonna' happen (reference #1)
5. KiKi - days are numbered. She's tired.
6. Phil - country week is over, and he's gonna have to find a groove on...and he don't gots it. But...wait for it....wait for it...ring a ding a ding...Nashville calling. Do you hear it? Yes, it's a super duper uber producer and he's gonna make Phil a big star. I'm happy for him. Josh Gracin from Season 3 or 4...he has some awesome songs. "I Want To Live" is a great song. Love it. Play it constantly.
So, tell me who you think is going to win???
Here's my picks:
1. Jordin - my girl. She's a groovy one.
2. Blake - because I like the girl and boy showdown...and they are so different
3. Melinda - Troll Patrol and yet very talented. Nice "cop a squat" move this week. I love her hair-do now.
4. Chris - I think Blake is going to ace him out, but I could be wrong. A TimberBlake vs. TimberFake showdown would be nice, but it ain't gonna' happen (reference #1)
5. KiKi - days are numbered. She's tired.
6. Phil - country week is over, and he's gonna have to find a groove on...and he don't gots it. But...wait for it....wait for it...ring a ding a ding...Nashville calling. Do you hear it? Yes, it's a super duper uber producer and he's gonna make Phil a big star. I'm happy for him. Josh Gracin from Season 3 or 4...he has some awesome songs. "I Want To Live" is a great song. Love it. Play it constantly.
So, tell me who you think is going to win???
It's FRIDAY!!!! FINALLY
In what seems to be the longest week of my life, Friday is finally here. I did not even turn my laptop on last night. Watched Ugly Betty and crashed at 9:30. Unbelievable. I'm a night owl and never turn in before 11:30. I must have just worn myself out with the Sanjaya ousting partying.
Busy at work today, but have a lot of fun stuff planned to post this weekend, so be sure to check it out. (that means you wcn) My favorite celeb f-up right now is Alec "Anger Mgmt won't even help me" Baldwin and his rant against Ireland, his 11 yr old on her cell phone. Unbelievable. I hope she sues him. Or has him arrested. Atleast the courts took swift action and cancelled his visitation rights. He'll be lucky if she even shows up at his funeral. I would, only to throw roaches on the coffin. Ooh, where did I come up with that? Evil Cole types sometimes. She's wicked.
Editors note: no I'm not bi-polar, just being silly.
Busy at work today, but have a lot of fun stuff planned to post this weekend, so be sure to check it out. (that means you wcn) My favorite celeb f-up right now is Alec "Anger Mgmt won't even help me" Baldwin and his rant against Ireland, his 11 yr old on her cell phone. Unbelievable. I hope she sues him. Or has him arrested. Atleast the courts took swift action and cancelled his visitation rights. He'll be lucky if she even shows up at his funeral. I would, only to throw roaches on the coffin. Ooh, where did I come up with that? Evil Cole types sometimes. She's wicked.
Editors note: no I'm not bi-polar, just being silly.
Wednesday, April 18, 2007
Thanks to the posters while I was at the ball game!!!
Oh, my party peeps, you did me proud tonite. I was the talk of the bleachers at PacBell/ SBC/AT&T Park...now I call it the phone booth. Giants are sucking this year. Saw Albert Pujols hit a homer though, very cool. I like him. Maybe one day I'll post a picture of me and Albert in the outfield in St. Louis...I had to shoot him for a photoshoot. He's cool.
Anyway, I was huddled around a treo reading all your postings and I was so excited you all didn't let me down. And people could not believe that you all write to ME!!! We are a unique breed, the rabid AI fan. Everyone wanted to talk to me about it. There were 200 employees and I bet you 50% gabbed to me about the show. It was total euphoria when I announced the end of the Frodanna wearing monkey man. Long live him in someone else's universe. I swear to God I know he is going to be a caveman in the Geico commercials. I just know it.
Anyway, thanks again to all who posted and made me proud, and excited. You are truly the best. Now let's get on to the real bid-ness of crowning this year's Idol...Jordin!!!! Ok, I'm biased, but I just know she is going to a throwdown with Melinda or Blake. It's going to be a nail biter.
Nighty Night Idol-Ites.
Anyway, I was huddled around a treo reading all your postings and I was so excited you all didn't let me down. And people could not believe that you all write to ME!!! We are a unique breed, the rabid AI fan. Everyone wanted to talk to me about it. There were 200 employees and I bet you 50% gabbed to me about the show. It was total euphoria when I announced the end of the Frodanna wearing monkey man. Long live him in someone else's universe. I swear to God I know he is going to be a caveman in the Geico commercials. I just know it.
Anyway, thanks again to all who posted and made me proud, and excited. You are truly the best. Now let's get on to the real bid-ness of crowning this year's Idol...Jordin!!!! Ok, I'm biased, but I just know she is going to a throwdown with Melinda or Blake. It's going to be a nail biter.
Nighty Night Idol-Ites.
SF Giants Game Tonite - missing the vote off
I may die. I don't know how I am going to deal with not knowing who got voted off, as I sit and watch the Giants play tonite. I love the Giants, and work is hosting a tailgate and stuff. Gotta go, it will be fun hanging with some fun peeps. But someone, please post and tell me who got voted off. Windy City? Chad? Christina? you are on another time zone than west coast right? Please post in comments as soon as you know so I can announce to my peeps in the stands. hee hee. Or cheat and bet someone and win some cash. No, bad karma.
I'll get someone's TREO and check the blog. Thanks.
I'll get someone's TREO and check the blog. Thanks.
Paula Abdul: Southwest Airlines Incident
Seems Paula visited Northern California this weekend. She wisely chose the economic fares of Southwest Airlines, but mistakenly did not realize there is no first class. When this occurred to her, as she saw the A, B, and C cattle stalls, she proceeded to the flight attendants and asked where to go for first class. I'm sure the attendant's heart was about to leap through her trendy Southwest Uniform, as she realized she was talking to THE Paula Abdul from American Idol. OR, she just looked the nutcase in the face and said, sorry, no first class, now join the rest of the human race and wait in line. And then, Paula said, "No, you don't understand, I need to get on first...I'm famous"...
And here's where it gets good...some goomba in the crowd yelled out "Hey, you're no Sanjaya, sit down!!!" Hilarious. Nice flight attendant (no doubt busting a gut from holding back laughter) replied, "You are not a child or elderly, so you will have to wait until your boarding pass section is called." So, Pauler boarded with the rest of the cattle, er, passengers, and then tried to save the seat next to her. No can-doo-ski. Full cattlecar. And they safely delivered her to Burbank so she could drool through the show last night successfully. Don't you love celebrities???
And here's where it gets good...some goomba in the crowd yelled out "Hey, you're no Sanjaya, sit down!!!" Hilarious. Nice flight attendant (no doubt busting a gut from holding back laughter) replied, "You are not a child or elderly, so you will have to wait until your boarding pass section is called." So, Pauler boarded with the rest of the cattle, er, passengers, and then tried to save the seat next to her. No can-doo-ski. Full cattlecar. And they safely delivered her to Burbank so she could drool through the show last night successfully. Don't you love celebrities???
Tuesday, April 17, 2007
Hee Haw - It's Country
Marvelous Martina with the sparkly blue eyes is going to bring the Southern Charm to Idol tonite. I am frickin's stoked because this is one of my genres of favorite music. I run 50/50 in the Ipod. Country and Rock. And Justin is in there too.
So, when I write tonite, I write my thoughts owning probably music from every one of the artists that will be featured, atleast I hope. I'm really excited.
Phil kicks it off. Holy Shit. He's killing it. This is where Phil needs to be. I predict Nashville is listening tonite and probably just heard a new star in the making. He was awesome. I can't believe how he is interacting with the crowd. And he looks good tonite too. I finally see a Phil as a performer. I think I'm ready to admit he always had a voice, but on shitty song selections. 4.5 Daughtrys. Very impressed.
Judges: right on Randy. Nice props. Pauler: she's sort of laying on the table tonite. Simon: good job, good feedback. Phil looks so happy. Nice guy. He's out of the bottom 3 with that performance, for sure. That was the shiz-nitz.
Jordin: My girl. Picked a Martina song. LOVE LOVE THIS SONG. Jordin has gutz. Big balls pulling that out in front of Martina. she looks terrific..but I ain't liking her hair lately. Too old for her. Toss that back to Melinda. Crowd is loving this performance now that she is in the chorus. First part was a little boring. I think Martina might have steered her a little conservative on the move about the stage...but she did show patience and control...4 Carries Judges: Randy and Pauler: very good. Simon pulls out the "you could win" card. Holy shaz=bat. My girl, my girl. I changed my computer password today to include her name. It's a little thing I do to send good luck vibes. Carrie won with it! Chris didn't. But won later, so that counts.
I just spotted a freak in the crowd. It's Constantine. Still snarling at the screen.
Sanjaya has a bandana over an afro. It's a frodanna. He's singing Bonnie Raitt. Good Lord. If I'm being honest, Sanjaya's outfit tonite reminds me of the prison gangs on the highway shoulders cleaning trash. He looks like a convict, seriously. What is shit I'm hearing. He is giving a little personality, but he ain't got power. Too hard for him. That song was too hard for him. 2 Constantines Randy: Keepin' it real Pauler: dressed like a secretary tonite...like at a Casino, hoping to score with a high roller at the end of the night Simon: BRUTAL Ryan, tries to step in. Get's spanked by Simon. This is sort of embarrassing. Sanjaya loses 5 lbs every week. I swear they are going to have to weigh him down in the coming weeks so he doesn't blow away.
KiKi: Oh No She Didn't. She is not going to sing my Carrie's Jesus song. She better not mess it up. You know she is doing an ok job. No one can really f=up this song too bad it's so awesome the way it builds and the chorus is so awesome. But, KiKi has missed a few notes here and there. It's a hard song, and she did it ok. Kind of screammy in a few spots though.
3.5 Carries. Not my favorite. Randy: hey, didn't I just write all that he just said. Yep Randy, I agree she should have sung it different than Carrie does. More gospelly. Pauler: agrees with Coley What do you mean so what? What? Simon: Doesn't think the song and KiKi matched. You're right Simon, on song choice. Randy says "Be You". I want that on a t-shirt. Except I guess it should say "Be Me". Oh forget it, it doesn't make sense. I think I just want a new cool t=shirt.
Rascal Flatt Chris - Mayberry? Not really a favorite of mine off their list. Let's see Chris. Pitchy right off the bat. But he is working it out. Some really nice power vocals, and then good energy. Ooh, flat note. yikers...my cat's ears flew back on that one. My cats love Idol. Jordin is their favorite too. I digress. I like Chris. He's one of my faves now, but those last notes were sadly out of tune. 3.5 Daughtrys Randy: no sense of connection. aiiright Pauler "take a memo" Abdul: no joy and love onstage. SImon: leave Pauler alone Nasally tinny vocal that left Simon sadly uninspired. Completely and utterly insignificant. Oh, Chris is going to put it back to Simon, and gets an eye roll when Chris gives a Va Tech shout out. Simon's an asshole. Well, he doesn't get it when people show emotions from the heart.
Melinda will pull some crap song out. I guarantee it. Let's hope it's Patsy Cline, not that she is crap, she's one of my faves. Who the Hell is Julie who? Trouble Is a Woman? Ha, even Martina ain't heard this little diddy. Ok, to be fair, this is probably one of my favorite performances of Melinda's. She really looks good tonite. Her hair is terrific. This girl is good tonite. This is a great song for her. If she would keep her hair like that, dress like that, and sing like that, she would come right on out of Troll-dom. That was NO troll up there. 4 Carries...Judges: well they liked it too. Simon calls her on the carpet on her surprise shit. Even Leah Rehmini on Ellen says she hates Melinda for the wide=eyed "who me" expressions. haha
Blake: Tim McGraw. THIS IS MY FAVORITE TIM MCGRAW song. I told you on a previous post that Blake would do some really sexy song, and he picked Mr. Sexy's best song. Download this song now, if you don't have it. It's so hot. Makes you want to throw down with your lov-uh. Oh, well I guess this song is a little harder to sing than I thought. He's sort of rushing it and not making it country enough. But it's aiiright. He could have made it a little more sexy, not so pop=ish. But nice overall. 2nd best guy tonite. Randy: loved it. Pauler: want to date me Blake? She loves your little isms. Simon: Not that impressed but it was cool. And weirdly out of the blue, someone must have busted Simon for the eye roll during the break, and he had to come out and talk about the tragedy.
Phil won tonite. Melinda wins the chick performance and is out of the Dungeon of Trolls. Sanjaya wins the freak show. Bottom 3: Sanjaya, Chris, KiKi
ByeBye until tomorrow.
So, when I write tonite, I write my thoughts owning probably music from every one of the artists that will be featured, atleast I hope. I'm really excited.
Phil kicks it off. Holy Shit. He's killing it. This is where Phil needs to be. I predict Nashville is listening tonite and probably just heard a new star in the making. He was awesome. I can't believe how he is interacting with the crowd. And he looks good tonite too. I finally see a Phil as a performer. I think I'm ready to admit he always had a voice, but on shitty song selections. 4.5 Daughtrys. Very impressed.
Judges: right on Randy. Nice props. Pauler: she's sort of laying on the table tonite. Simon: good job, good feedback. Phil looks so happy. Nice guy. He's out of the bottom 3 with that performance, for sure. That was the shiz-nitz.
Jordin: My girl. Picked a Martina song. LOVE LOVE THIS SONG. Jordin has gutz. Big balls pulling that out in front of Martina. she looks terrific..but I ain't liking her hair lately. Too old for her. Toss that back to Melinda. Crowd is loving this performance now that she is in the chorus. First part was a little boring. I think Martina might have steered her a little conservative on the move about the stage...but she did show patience and control...4 Carries Judges: Randy and Pauler: very good. Simon pulls out the "you could win" card. Holy shaz=bat. My girl, my girl. I changed my computer password today to include her name. It's a little thing I do to send good luck vibes. Carrie won with it! Chris didn't. But won later, so that counts.
I just spotted a freak in the crowd. It's Constantine. Still snarling at the screen.
Sanjaya has a bandana over an afro. It's a frodanna. He's singing Bonnie Raitt. Good Lord. If I'm being honest, Sanjaya's outfit tonite reminds me of the prison gangs on the highway shoulders cleaning trash. He looks like a convict, seriously. What is shit I'm hearing. He is giving a little personality, but he ain't got power. Too hard for him. That song was too hard for him. 2 Constantines Randy: Keepin' it real Pauler: dressed like a secretary tonite...like at a Casino, hoping to score with a high roller at the end of the night Simon: BRUTAL Ryan, tries to step in. Get's spanked by Simon. This is sort of embarrassing. Sanjaya loses 5 lbs every week. I swear they are going to have to weigh him down in the coming weeks so he doesn't blow away.
KiKi: Oh No She Didn't. She is not going to sing my Carrie's Jesus song. She better not mess it up. You know she is doing an ok job. No one can really f=up this song too bad it's so awesome the way it builds and the chorus is so awesome. But, KiKi has missed a few notes here and there. It's a hard song, and she did it ok. Kind of screammy in a few spots though.
3.5 Carries. Not my favorite. Randy: hey, didn't I just write all that he just said. Yep Randy, I agree she should have sung it different than Carrie does. More gospelly. Pauler: agrees with Coley What do you mean so what? What? Simon: Doesn't think the song and KiKi matched. You're right Simon, on song choice. Randy says "Be You". I want that on a t-shirt. Except I guess it should say "Be Me". Oh forget it, it doesn't make sense. I think I just want a new cool t=shirt.
Rascal Flatt Chris - Mayberry? Not really a favorite of mine off their list. Let's see Chris. Pitchy right off the bat. But he is working it out. Some really nice power vocals, and then good energy. Ooh, flat note. yikers...my cat's ears flew back on that one. My cats love Idol. Jordin is their favorite too. I digress. I like Chris. He's one of my faves now, but those last notes were sadly out of tune. 3.5 Daughtrys Randy: no sense of connection. aiiright Pauler "take a memo" Abdul: no joy and love onstage. SImon: leave Pauler alone Nasally tinny vocal that left Simon sadly uninspired. Completely and utterly insignificant. Oh, Chris is going to put it back to Simon, and gets an eye roll when Chris gives a Va Tech shout out. Simon's an asshole. Well, he doesn't get it when people show emotions from the heart.
Melinda will pull some crap song out. I guarantee it. Let's hope it's Patsy Cline, not that she is crap, she's one of my faves. Who the Hell is Julie who? Trouble Is a Woman? Ha, even Martina ain't heard this little diddy. Ok, to be fair, this is probably one of my favorite performances of Melinda's. She really looks good tonite. Her hair is terrific. This girl is good tonite. This is a great song for her. If she would keep her hair like that, dress like that, and sing like that, she would come right on out of Troll-dom. That was NO troll up there. 4 Carries...Judges: well they liked it too. Simon calls her on the carpet on her surprise shit. Even Leah Rehmini on Ellen says she hates Melinda for the wide=eyed "who me" expressions. haha
Blake: Tim McGraw. THIS IS MY FAVORITE TIM MCGRAW song. I told you on a previous post that Blake would do some really sexy song, and he picked Mr. Sexy's best song. Download this song now, if you don't have it. It's so hot. Makes you want to throw down with your lov-uh. Oh, well I guess this song is a little harder to sing than I thought. He's sort of rushing it and not making it country enough. But it's aiiright. He could have made it a little more sexy, not so pop=ish. But nice overall. 2nd best guy tonite. Randy: loved it. Pauler: want to date me Blake? She loves your little isms. Simon: Not that impressed but it was cool. And weirdly out of the blue, someone must have busted Simon for the eye roll during the break, and he had to come out and talk about the tragedy.
Phil won tonite. Melinda wins the chick performance and is out of the Dungeon of Trolls. Sanjaya wins the freak show. Bottom 3: Sanjaya, Chris, KiKi
ByeBye until tomorrow.
Monday, April 16, 2007
Cheap Ass American Idol
And another thing...Now that Haley's gone, atleast she won't have to wear "leftover McPhee" skank hair extensions. I don't care if they wash them out. She shouldn't be forced to wear someone else's stuff. I don't buy clothes at garage sales, and I don't wear hair someone else pranced around in and sweated in on-stage. It's just not right. Call me crazy. Maybe those starlettes do the bait and switch with hair all the time. Hell, for all we know Britney and Paris swap underwear with Lohan. But I do not think it's cool. Is American Idol produced on the cheap? Can't everyone have their own f'in hair for the love of Kojak?
Next we are going to here that the Sanjaya ponyhawk was created out of hair extensions from Bo Bice's haircut last month. It's insane, this recycled hair concept. Do you think that when Jordin's hair is straight one week, and the next week, they cut it and suddenly it's a troll-topper?? Look closely, Phil may be wearing the hat that Blake wore in Hollywood week soon. We can turn this into a game. Gina Gloxsen's tongue piercing is probably hers, but those boots might appear on Sanjaya during Transgender Week.
Cut loose of some money AI, greedy bitches.
Next we are going to here that the Sanjaya ponyhawk was created out of hair extensions from Bo Bice's haircut last month. It's insane, this recycled hair concept. Do you think that when Jordin's hair is straight one week, and the next week, they cut it and suddenly it's a troll-topper?? Look closely, Phil may be wearing the hat that Blake wore in Hollywood week soon. We can turn this into a game. Gina Gloxsen's tongue piercing is probably hers, but those boots might appear on Sanjaya during Transgender Week.
Cut loose of some money AI, greedy bitches.
Haley on Leno and other funny stuff
I finally saw the segment where Haley came out with the guy that does the scary voiceover work in movie ads.
It was hysterical. The funniest thing was "America votes to keep a moppy haired guy and ditches the chick with the amazing hot legs." So, seems those legs are going to put her in the $$$ since her voice didn't keep her on AI. Nair has contacted someone about possibly using her in ads. Mmm. Endorsement dollars and modeling..not a bag gig.
It was hysterical. The funniest thing was "America votes to keep a moppy haired guy and ditches the chick with the amazing hot legs." So, seems those legs are going to put her in the $$$ since her voice didn't keep her on AI. Nair has contacted someone about possibly using her in ads. Mmm. Endorsement dollars and modeling..not a bag gig.
Sunday, April 15, 2007
Country Week in Britney's Closet
Hey, Britney's getting into the swing of things over at Idol as well. Check out her new wig-topper.
I'm thinking she see's a little too many Carrie Underwood magazine covers and is starting to get jealous. Especially with Cosmopolitan out there now with Carrie all dolled up...Britney knows she is yesterdays flab. Make that toned up yesterday, flabulicious today. And this is the FABulicious Martina. I know I called her "momish" earlier, but she's pretty cool.
Saturday, April 14, 2007
Kelly Clarkson's "Never Again" on the airwaves now...
First of all, thanks Christina for posting the song in your comments on this blog. Awesome job...I've been listening to it in my car, and I think she has a hit.
Kelly spoke to Ryan Seacrest on his radio show...said it was a song she wrote about a real-life breakup. Personal angst always makes for good lyrics, but the first line of this song cracks my ass up.
"I hope the ring you gave her turns her finger green."
Oh, and you know it is going downhill from there. She is going to chew some guys ass out for doing her wrong and dumping her like she was yesterday's trash. Poor Kelly...well, she's laughing all the way to the bank now anyway. I can't wait to find out her tour dates, etc. Mark my words, I will be going to see that concert, and I don't care if I have to pay the high school kid up the street to hack into a computer to get me tickets.
Kelly will be performing this song on AI special "Idol Gives Back" concert show. Can't wait.
Later.
Kelly spoke to Ryan Seacrest on his radio show...said it was a song she wrote about a real-life breakup. Personal angst always makes for good lyrics, but the first line of this song cracks my ass up.
"I hope the ring you gave her turns her finger green."
Oh, and you know it is going downhill from there. She is going to chew some guys ass out for doing her wrong and dumping her like she was yesterday's trash. Poor Kelly...well, she's laughing all the way to the bank now anyway. I can't wait to find out her tour dates, etc. Mark my words, I will be going to see that concert, and I don't care if I have to pay the high school kid up the street to hack into a computer to get me tickets.
Kelly will be performing this song on AI special "Idol Gives Back" concert show. Can't wait.
Later.
What's up this weekend??? Now that it's 1/2 over...
Wow, has it been since Wednesday since I last posted on the blog? I know I have been busy, but really...there's not excuse for ignoring Idol. I heard Haley made an appearance on Jay Leno. I'll have to check T"IV"O and see if she made it to Ellen as well. Chris and Gina did.
Sanjaya's childhood story made it to Seacrest's E show today. He's had a rough life, he and his sister. But he's a tough kid, I think and it's helping him weather the media storm, that I actually feel sorry for him. I heard from someone on Friday that the advertising gurus think he is worth about 15 million in endorsements at this point, if he doesn't even win. He has such name recognition. Amazing.
Below is a little snippet of an article I found on Fox News about this week's coach, Martina McBride.
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When Martina McBride turns up in a couple of weeks on "American Idol" to coach contestants on the finer points of singing a country song, don't be surprised if she starts quoting the adage that "less is more. "
The woman who has won nine trophies from the Country Music Association and the Academy of Country Music, mostly for female vocalist of the year, isn't big on singers who like to showboat."There's just no need to make one word have 25 notes; there really isn't," says McBride, kicking back in a leather chair behind a large desk in the office she shares with her husband, John McBride, at their Blackbird Studio here just outside of Nashville, where they also live with their daughters: Delany, 12, Emma, 8, and Eva, 21 months. "It just is really not very soulful. Sometimes it is, like with Aretha (Franklin), but even she doesn't really do that."
If her "AI" charges on the nights of April 17 and 18 need proof that she's willing to put her money where her mouth is, she can spin them her new album, "Waking Up Laughing," which hits stores Tuesday. It does include a few wall-rattling crescendos, particularly in the first single, "Anyway," an inspirational ballad riding high on the country charts.
More often than not, however, McBride relies on restraint and an almost conversational delivery that establishes a more intimate rapport with listeners than singers who crank every chorus to 11 or torture syllables into submission because they can.
The pint-sized singer with the pipes of steel has sold nearly 12 million albums in the U.S., according to Nielsen SoundScan. She's racked up five No. 1 singles, including "Blessed," "I Love You" and her first, "Wild Angels," and is vying for yet another top female vocalist honor from the ACM, which hands out its awards May 15 in Las Vegas.
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The woman definitely has some pipes. I just wonder if she can coach like Jennifer Lopez did. Honestly, I would really just like to be a fly on the wall listening to the contestants just trying to learn who is hot in country. I heard Big $ Rich were on dancing with the stars. Lord I hope Sanjaya missed that show, or at best, things Billy Ray Cyrus is cool and sings "Achy Breaky Heart". Priceless.
Sanjaya's childhood story made it to Seacrest's E show today. He's had a rough life, he and his sister. But he's a tough kid, I think and it's helping him weather the media storm, that I actually feel sorry for him. I heard from someone on Friday that the advertising gurus think he is worth about 15 million in endorsements at this point, if he doesn't even win. He has such name recognition. Amazing.
Below is a little snippet of an article I found on Fox News about this week's coach, Martina McBride.
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When Martina McBride turns up in a couple of weeks on "American Idol" to coach contestants on the finer points of singing a country song, don't be surprised if she starts quoting the adage that "less is more. "
The woman who has won nine trophies from the Country Music Association and the Academy of Country Music, mostly for female vocalist of the year, isn't big on singers who like to showboat."There's just no need to make one word have 25 notes; there really isn't," says McBride, kicking back in a leather chair behind a large desk in the office she shares with her husband, John McBride, at their Blackbird Studio here just outside of Nashville, where they also live with their daughters: Delany, 12, Emma, 8, and Eva, 21 months. "It just is really not very soulful. Sometimes it is, like with Aretha (Franklin), but even she doesn't really do that."
If her "AI" charges on the nights of April 17 and 18 need proof that she's willing to put her money where her mouth is, she can spin them her new album, "Waking Up Laughing," which hits stores Tuesday. It does include a few wall-rattling crescendos, particularly in the first single, "Anyway," an inspirational ballad riding high on the country charts.
More often than not, however, McBride relies on restraint and an almost conversational delivery that establishes a more intimate rapport with listeners than singers who crank every chorus to 11 or torture syllables into submission because they can.
The pint-sized singer with the pipes of steel has sold nearly 12 million albums in the U.S., according to Nielsen SoundScan. She's racked up five No. 1 singles, including "Blessed," "I Love You" and her first, "Wild Angels," and is vying for yet another top female vocalist honor from the ACM, which hands out its awards May 15 in Las Vegas.
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The woman definitely has some pipes. I just wonder if she can coach like Jennifer Lopez did. Honestly, I would really just like to be a fly on the wall listening to the contestants just trying to learn who is hot in country. I heard Big $ Rich were on dancing with the stars. Lord I hope Sanjaya missed that show, or at best, things Billy Ray Cyrus is cool and sings "Achy Breaky Heart". Priceless.
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Ryan Sez: Explosive Performance by JLo tonite...
Well, the opening was certainly explosive...like a stink bomb going off in high school chem lab. Those group sings need to be better, in my opinion, because think about it...this is what the tour has to offer. Yuk! Maybe they give tickets away with a tank of gas 45 minutes before each show to put butts in seats.
Alright, all the b00shit aside, let's get to the bottom 3 crapola. I predict Phil, Haley and Sanjaya (wishful thinking).Phil...in the bottom. Ok, I"m 1 for 3. KiKi and Jordin are safe. oh, they are toying with SanJJ. Melinda is getting her verdict. She is safe. PTA MOM LIVES for another week. Haley, start your march to the bottom 3. ok, I'm 2 for 3. Please SanJayJay. Oh, they are f-in with him good tonite. Blake, you know he is safe. Check. Chris, who they call Timberfake...funny internet people. Chris is in bottom 3. For God's sake, who cares, we know Chris ain't leaving. I can't believe they are keeping JLo to the end of the show. Ok, sending Chris back to the sofa. Phil is so nice. What a great Dad he probably is. Why would he want to win this shit, and have his life turned upside down?
Here come JLo. She look like a hot tamale. Nice song. Cool. I can't help but really like her.
Haley is history. Well, she has a future in modeling if music don't cut it. She can play Cindy Crawford's evil sister in some Disney movie...I'm sad, I wanted Phil to go. Oh well. Wow, Haley is getting a full tv singout. Show ran short tonite. And Ryan didn't drag out enough with JLo. Good Job Haley. As I said last night, I hope you packed your bags. Stole the hotel robes and stuff.
So, thoughts on legs walking out the door?
Alright, all the b00shit aside, let's get to the bottom 3 crapola. I predict Phil, Haley and Sanjaya (wishful thinking).Phil...in the bottom. Ok, I"m 1 for 3. KiKi and Jordin are safe. oh, they are toying with SanJJ. Melinda is getting her verdict. She is safe. PTA MOM LIVES for another week. Haley, start your march to the bottom 3. ok, I'm 2 for 3. Please SanJayJay. Oh, they are f-in with him good tonite. Blake, you know he is safe. Check. Chris, who they call Timberfake...funny internet people. Chris is in bottom 3. For God's sake, who cares, we know Chris ain't leaving. I can't believe they are keeping JLo to the end of the show. Ok, sending Chris back to the sofa. Phil is so nice. What a great Dad he probably is. Why would he want to win this shit, and have his life turned upside down?
Here come JLo. She look like a hot tamale. Nice song. Cool. I can't help but really like her.
Haley is history. Well, she has a future in modeling if music don't cut it. She can play Cindy Crawford's evil sister in some Disney movie...I'm sad, I wanted Phil to go. Oh well. Wow, Haley is getting a full tv singout. Show ran short tonite. And Ryan didn't drag out enough with JLo. Good Job Haley. As I said last night, I hope you packed your bags. Stole the hotel robes and stuff.
So, thoughts on legs walking out the door?
Country Week Next Week
Oh my gosh, I think I know the perfect song for Sanjaya next week. Big $ Rich...Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy. God, that would make me pee my pants. Can't you see him singing "And we made love in the back of my pickup truck, and I rode me horse Leroy downtown." God please let him pick something so cowboyish that he nose dives off the stage in his pointy toed boots. And please don't let him butcher a good song by Rascal Flatts or someone I love...'cause it will ruin the song for me...hell he might ruin the whole genre for me.
PTA mom Melinda...I bet she picks something from Loretta Lynn or Dolly Parton. You know, Old Schoolish. Coal Miner's Daughter all the way.
Jordin, now if I could just whisper in her ear, it would be...sing Miranda Lambert...Kerosene...or Crazy Ex Girlfriend. Those are rocking and wicked and sassy songs.
Legs-Ley will sing Carrie Underwood, and it will be such a stupid move. Hopefully not, but....
Has anyone heard who the guest mentor is? I should know, but I haven't found that yet.
PTA mom Melinda...I bet she picks something from Loretta Lynn or Dolly Parton. You know, Old Schoolish. Coal Miner's Daughter all the way.
Jordin, now if I could just whisper in her ear, it would be...sing Miranda Lambert...Kerosene...or Crazy Ex Girlfriend. Those are rocking and wicked and sassy songs.
Legs-Ley will sing Carrie Underwood, and it will be such a stupid move. Hopefully not, but....
Has anyone heard who the guest mentor is? I should know, but I haven't found that yet.
Kelly Clarkson's New Single Hits Radio Today
Title of the track is "Never Again". Just read the lyrics online and it sounds like an Alanis Morissette kick your ass tune. First line is "I hope that ring you bought her turns her finger green." Awesome. Kelly goes bitchy and bitter. That's a good rock tune ...now if I could just buy the single. Dammit. Itunes is failing me. I should just go home sick and stalk a radio station until someone gives me a download. Please someone help me find where I can buy it. All they are saying is it hits the radio airwaves today. I can't stand it. HELP!!!! I need the tune.
Her album is titles "My December", which happens to be my birthday month, so that's a good sign. She says it's her favorite album yet and it's all her...her angst and her wackiness. Her rollercoaster lile set to music with lyrics to match. Can't wait. Can you tell I''m excited? Ok, good.
Her album is titles "My December", which happens to be my birthday month, so that's a good sign. She says it's her favorite album yet and it's all her...her angst and her wackiness. Her rollercoaster lile set to music with lyrics to match. Can't wait. Can you tell I''m excited? Ok, good.
Tuesday, April 10, 2007
Latin Night Cha-Cha-Cha
Let's start watching this week at how they hide and stop showing Sanjaya. I know they are going to have him singing in the dark by the end of this season, no highlights and shitty clothing and hair. They have to start swaying the vote.
OH< MY GOD> Did they ever prove my point? In the opening they have Sanjaya exactly lined up with Ryan's head. It looks like only 7 on the show. Sadly, it is still 8...but the eye trickery is already starting.
So the final 8...Ryan uses OCHO. Reminds me of the movie Dodgeball, where ESPN 8 is broadcasting the finals, The Ocho. I digress. Oh, I loves me some JLo. I think she is just divine...not the best singer, but perhaps proves my point that it's the WHOLE package that counts. And what I like about this is Jennifer admits she loves the show. She watches each week. That's cool. How could you be in the music biz and not be atleast somewhat interested.
Melinda is out first. How can JLo look at her and say BE SEXY. Even Doolittle knows thats a "no can doo" on her part. But for the life of me, does she think raiding June Clever's Funeral attire is the way to be sexy? That wig is so Barbara Bush, and sorority rush girl pearls to boot. I just hated the outfit. But that's not MD's fault. What says Latin about that get up? Singing was nice, she has pipes. But overall there are just so many disconnects. Like really she could have been coming back from a fundraiser PTO event, and decided to throw a few back at Karaoke night. Melinda ain't got a Latin bone in her body. 3 Carries. Judges: agree with Simon...Melinda is not Latin night material.
KiKi - right off the bat she is dressed for sexy Latin. Now why do they have to make it where you see her flab flop. That's cruel. Don't put her in a dress where her extra love is on display. I hate those asshole stylists from Hollywood. Don't they know a plus size appropriate clothing store? Jeez. But, this girl is pouring on the sex. And she ain't got a Latin bone, but managed to fake it, unlike Melinda, who appears to have swung by the Kodak to perform on her way to a PTA meeting. 3.5 Carries Judges: agree with me. KiKi has peaked.
Chris...he's got a great song selection...but he ain't doing it for me. Rough start...PItchy...he hasn't left the mike stand yet. Uh, rough vocals. This is not good. And you can tell Idol wants him to fly, with the great production values they are giving him with on-stage band. Finished better than he started. It was aiiright for me, but 3 Daughtrys. I just didn't think this worked out. Judges: Randy. he liked it. Paula: she lapped it up Simon: he liked it more than KiKi and Melinda...but that isn't saying much since he didn't like the other two.
Haley: Starting to remind me of Vanessa Manillo. This song is MORE than HayHay can handle. Legs is not up for this. I don't think the boys care though, she is so H-O-T but my husband said it didn't do it for him. I agree. 2.5 Carries. Simon, hagging on the legs and clothes again, and the camera pans over her whole body. I can't believe it. How awful was that. Note that Paula and Randy have not given her any good feedback since she dissed them. Haley is out of here unless SJJ goes.
Phil - he has a nice voice. I just keep listening and not looking at him, and I like to listen, not look. But alot of people are looking and voting, and that's the disconnect. I would buy a cd from this guy. I would not go to a concert. I'm not sure if I like his voice or the song? I hate that hat that is too big for his melon. Phil is finishing strong. 3.5 Daughtrys. I liked it, but I think he has been better. He just doesn't really move around enough to draw me into the whole gig. Judges: same
Jordin - YEAH MY GIRL IS UP. She kind of looks like Ugly Betty's American Ferrara tonite. Those hair extensions look so fake pasted on the side of her head. Why did they f-up my girl? I hate those plain ass black slacks. And that shirt that is the same color as her skin. That stylist should be shot at sunrise. And her body tossed to the wolves. Now back to the music...she has beat the other chicks tonite for sure. 4 Carries. Judges: Simon is frustrated at being bored. whatever
Blake - I've always loved this song. Blake is going to bring the sex this show has been looking for. Did they have to put him in a Kfed hat? I would have put him in something that Mark Anthony would have worn. More sexy. Rolled up- sleeves was too casual. Best performance of the night for me 4.5 Daughtrys Judges: all agree with Coley
Sanjaya - Sanjaya's sister got the night off from Hooter's or posing for the internet and is in the crowd. JLo, you are fibbing. You do not like him. Got to give him credit for speaking Spanish in the opening...especially with his nerves and tendency to forgetting words. He almost looks Latino tonite. It was sexy to some 12 year olds I suppose. And it could have been worse, but I don't even know why I am still writing. He MUST go. Those judges Pauler and Randy, Simon the hammer is going at him. and then backs off. So, what is going on here? Are they afraid he might win, and therefore, must do something to salvage this train that is on a track?
Haley's history. Or Sanjaya. Wishful thinking. Haley, you better get your groove on with Chris tonite, if it's going to happen. Oh, I forgot, you are engaged. Ok, well go get drunk and pack. I think Blake and Jordin were the best tonite.
Thoughts everyone?
OH< MY GOD> Did they ever prove my point? In the opening they have Sanjaya exactly lined up with Ryan's head. It looks like only 7 on the show. Sadly, it is still 8...but the eye trickery is already starting.
So the final 8...Ryan uses OCHO. Reminds me of the movie Dodgeball, where ESPN 8 is broadcasting the finals, The Ocho. I digress. Oh, I loves me some JLo. I think she is just divine...not the best singer, but perhaps proves my point that it's the WHOLE package that counts. And what I like about this is Jennifer admits she loves the show. She watches each week. That's cool. How could you be in the music biz and not be atleast somewhat interested.
Melinda is out first. How can JLo look at her and say BE SEXY. Even Doolittle knows thats a "no can doo" on her part. But for the life of me, does she think raiding June Clever's Funeral attire is the way to be sexy? That wig is so Barbara Bush, and sorority rush girl pearls to boot. I just hated the outfit. But that's not MD's fault. What says Latin about that get up? Singing was nice, she has pipes. But overall there are just so many disconnects. Like really she could have been coming back from a fundraiser PTO event, and decided to throw a few back at Karaoke night. Melinda ain't got a Latin bone in her body. 3 Carries. Judges: agree with Simon...Melinda is not Latin night material.
KiKi - right off the bat she is dressed for sexy Latin. Now why do they have to make it where you see her flab flop. That's cruel. Don't put her in a dress where her extra love is on display. I hate those asshole stylists from Hollywood. Don't they know a plus size appropriate clothing store? Jeez. But, this girl is pouring on the sex. And she ain't got a Latin bone, but managed to fake it, unlike Melinda, who appears to have swung by the Kodak to perform on her way to a PTA meeting. 3.5 Carries Judges: agree with me. KiKi has peaked.
Chris...he's got a great song selection...but he ain't doing it for me. Rough start...PItchy...he hasn't left the mike stand yet. Uh, rough vocals. This is not good. And you can tell Idol wants him to fly, with the great production values they are giving him with on-stage band. Finished better than he started. It was aiiright for me, but 3 Daughtrys. I just didn't think this worked out. Judges: Randy. he liked it. Paula: she lapped it up Simon: he liked it more than KiKi and Melinda...but that isn't saying much since he didn't like the other two.
Haley: Starting to remind me of Vanessa Manillo. This song is MORE than HayHay can handle. Legs is not up for this. I don't think the boys care though, she is so H-O-T but my husband said it didn't do it for him. I agree. 2.5 Carries. Simon, hagging on the legs and clothes again, and the camera pans over her whole body. I can't believe it. How awful was that. Note that Paula and Randy have not given her any good feedback since she dissed them. Haley is out of here unless SJJ goes.
Phil - he has a nice voice. I just keep listening and not looking at him, and I like to listen, not look. But alot of people are looking and voting, and that's the disconnect. I would buy a cd from this guy. I would not go to a concert. I'm not sure if I like his voice or the song? I hate that hat that is too big for his melon. Phil is finishing strong. 3.5 Daughtrys. I liked it, but I think he has been better. He just doesn't really move around enough to draw me into the whole gig. Judges: same
Jordin - YEAH MY GIRL IS UP. She kind of looks like Ugly Betty's American Ferrara tonite. Those hair extensions look so fake pasted on the side of her head. Why did they f-up my girl? I hate those plain ass black slacks. And that shirt that is the same color as her skin. That stylist should be shot at sunrise. And her body tossed to the wolves. Now back to the music...she has beat the other chicks tonite for sure. 4 Carries. Judges: Simon is frustrated at being bored. whatever
Blake - I've always loved this song. Blake is going to bring the sex this show has been looking for. Did they have to put him in a Kfed hat? I would have put him in something that Mark Anthony would have worn. More sexy. Rolled up- sleeves was too casual. Best performance of the night for me 4.5 Daughtrys Judges: all agree with Coley
Sanjaya - Sanjaya's sister got the night off from Hooter's or posing for the internet and is in the crowd. JLo, you are fibbing. You do not like him. Got to give him credit for speaking Spanish in the opening...especially with his nerves and tendency to forgetting words. He almost looks Latino tonite. It was sexy to some 12 year olds I suppose. And it could have been worse, but I don't even know why I am still writing. He MUST go. Those judges Pauler and Randy, Simon the hammer is going at him. and then backs off. So, what is going on here? Are they afraid he might win, and therefore, must do something to salvage this train that is on a track?
Haley's history. Or Sanjaya. Wishful thinking. Haley, you better get your groove on with Chris tonite, if it's going to happen. Oh, I forgot, you are engaged. Ok, well go get drunk and pack. I think Blake and Jordin were the best tonite.
Thoughts everyone?
Monday, April 9, 2007
Chris R. and O.C.'s Lauren Conrad hookup
Well, LL is not the mystery chick of the hour for Chris. Seems he was out and about this weekend with Lauren Conrad. What I find interesting about this buzz is that those Idols have us believe they are working 24/7. But it does appear they are able to take in a little bit of fun during this run at fame. So that's nice.
The fact that Chris R. is getting the buzz and celebrities elbow rubbing is also very intriguing. Do you think people are looking at him thinking "hey, I missed the JT train the first time, and I ain't missing out with this guy?". Do you think Chris R has already been given the celebrity key to the castle? Or atleast a map with alot of good hints? Let me know your thoughts. I'm very curious.
The fact that Chris R. is getting the buzz and celebrities elbow rubbing is also very intriguing. Do you think people are looking at him thinking "hey, I missed the JT train the first time, and I ain't missing out with this guy?". Do you think Chris R has already been given the celebrity key to the castle? Or atleast a map with alot of good hints? Let me know your thoughts. I'm very curious.
Saturday, April 7, 2007
Rehab is for Quitters
You can't swing a dead cat without hitting a celebrity going in or out of rehab. It's really sad. Not for the lame-o celebrities, but for those that want to go and get help for a serious addiction brought on by their inability to cope with some element of their lives. And suddenly, these twerps that can't handle their gizzillions and non-stop flashbulbs in their eyes land in their rehab facility. Can you imagine having to sit in group therapy while Brit or LL whines about how they can't believe the stalkarazzi put pictures of their cooters on the internet. I'd slap them into another time zone, for sure. Of course, then I'D be bounced from rehab and into anger management classes...but I digress. Let's look at the rehab escape from the celebs eyes...well they need to check out of life for a bit. Seems the fans are starting to bore of their antics and surprisingly pics of their v-jayjays. And what better place than Promises...still close to Rodeo Dr., so their shopping addiction can still be fed...still close to friends and famous people, so their egos can continue to be stroked, and a much better way to stay in the tabloids, as opposed to just flying to the other side of the world, and secluding yourself to recharge, regroup and figure out how to unravel the mess you've made of your life.
So, why did I bring up this subject...
I just finished surfing for some new songs for my Ipod. They have a feature on Itunes where they select a bunch of songs based on the music you've already purchased...Just For You, is the little section they create. Anyway, I go through and listen to a bunch of :30 snippets, purchase about 10 songs, and go on to surfing. And then, I recognize the name of one of the "new artists" I just added to my Ipod. Holy crap, it's Britney Spears new rehab hookup Howie Day.
I can't believe it. Well, alls I'm sayin' is .99 cents of my money better not be spent toward a condom for that hookup. Funny thing is, he's in there by court appointment, and doesn't get out for a couple of weeks still. So Brit-Brit and him continue to text message their love for each other. Train Wreck...that girl is just a whirling dirvish of disaster. Run Howie Run.
And really, I'm just pissed. I had decided Howie was a hottie and I was going to name him my April Celebrity crush. Hottie Howie was going to be my Spring Fling. I mean I'm married to a super-duper Idol watchin' groovy guy. But I do loves me a hot little musician. Some of my past crushes are Nick Lachey...post Jessica. I called it my Sympathy Crush. Chris Daughtry...no explanation needed. Ace Young...Father Figure performance on AI killed me...Colby Donaldson on Survivor...cause he was from Texas and had nice teeth and was really mean to that stupid girl. John Mayer...pre-Jessica, because I loved his hair. Keith Urban...pre-Nicole...because he's downright sexy to the bone.
Anyway, I better do something else on this pretty Saturday besides write blogs. I think I'll go read my new People Mag that Lauren bought me as a surprise on Friday. Thanks LvlyLrn.
So, why did I bring up this subject...
I just finished surfing for some new songs for my Ipod. They have a feature on Itunes where they select a bunch of songs based on the music you've already purchased...Just For You, is the little section they create. Anyway, I go through and listen to a bunch of :30 snippets, purchase about 10 songs, and go on to surfing. And then, I recognize the name of one of the "new artists" I just added to my Ipod. Holy crap, it's Britney Spears new rehab hookup Howie Day.
I can't believe it. Well, alls I'm sayin' is .99 cents of my money better not be spent toward a condom for that hookup. Funny thing is, he's in there by court appointment, and doesn't get out for a couple of weeks still. So Brit-Brit and him continue to text message their love for each other. Train Wreck...that girl is just a whirling dirvish of disaster. Run Howie Run.
And really, I'm just pissed. I had decided Howie was a hottie and I was going to name him my April Celebrity crush. Hottie Howie was going to be my Spring Fling. I mean I'm married to a super-duper Idol watchin' groovy guy. But I do loves me a hot little musician. Some of my past crushes are Nick Lachey...post Jessica. I called it my Sympathy Crush. Chris Daughtry...no explanation needed. Ace Young...Father Figure performance on AI killed me...Colby Donaldson on Survivor...cause he was from Texas and had nice teeth and was really mean to that stupid girl. John Mayer...pre-Jessica, because I loved his hair. Keith Urban...pre-Nicole...because he's downright sexy to the bone.
Anyway, I better do something else on this pretty Saturday besides write blogs. I think I'll go read my new People Mag that Lauren bought me as a surprise on Friday. Thanks LvlyLrn.
Rumor Watch: Gina G hints about a romance @ AI
Well, Ryan Seacrest heard this rumor, or had it fed to him by some shit-stirrer...and pressed Gina G during the weekly "Chat with A Loser" on his call in radio show. (note: I am NOT calling Gina a loser, I loved her... Anyway, back to the chat. ) Ryan had GinaGGirl on the land line and said, "Hey girl, any truth the rumor that Chris R. is hanging with Lindsay Lohan?" (ok, everyone I'll give you a chance to compose yourself, run back from the toilet where you probably blew chunks at the thought of our little hottie even THINKING about that Skank Firecrotch. ) PUH-lease. Don't even have eye contact with that rehab reject, Chris. She's toxic by association. Every photo you have taken with her will take a month off your celebrity life. Girls want to see you single for a while for God's sake...think they have a chance at landing you. Buy your cd and dream a bit. No hooks up please, unless it's with a former Idol that got booted, because that's sort of like hooking up with someone in rehab. You're both going through hell together and you bond.
Ryan calls Gina "off the air" and she still plays coy. Here's my celebrity philosophy...where there's smoke there's fire...or a very good publicist.
Happy Easter Egg Hunts Idol-Izers.
-Coley
Ryan calls Gina "off the air" and she still plays coy. Here's my celebrity philosophy...where there's smoke there's fire...or a very good publicist.
Happy Easter Egg Hunts Idol-Izers.
-Coley
Thursday, April 5, 2007
Hello out there?????
Through the wonders of Sitemeter technology, I can see a cute little map of the world with green dots showing where people live when they visit my site. And it has me pretty darn crazy and curious. I blog from Northern California. Every few days I see someone from Kuala Lumpur Malaysia who has logged onto this blog. And lots of people from all over the world seem to enjoy Idol as much as I do. So, where are you? Who are you in Malaysia or Italy? ...are you part of the US Armed Forces on a base somewhere? I'd love to hear from all of you, in fact, everyone that reads my blog at the office wants to know how far this has traveled. So, if you could, please log in and comment to this post...you can keep it anonymous...just give us the scoop on what you like about Idol, who's your fave...when do you watch it...who's your favorite judge, etc. We want to know what those outside of US think of this crazy tv show. Can't wait to hear from you!!!
Ace Young and Ice Cream...yummers
Check out the link below for Ace's new gig as the pitchman for Edy's Ice Cream...the American Idol flavors!
He's still a hottie.
http://vote-edys.slowchurned.com//pages/ProfileAce.html
Funniest quote of the day
The superficial.com has a picture of Ms. Shears in a see-thru blouse (shocker) and here's the quote...
Britney Spears was spotted at Ruth's Chris Steakhouse in Beverly Hills yesterday night, and somehow stained her shirt. And, yeah, her shirt is sort of see-through and she isn't wearing a bra, but I'm not willing to do the kind of squinting necessary to see her nipple. Ten years ago maybe, but now it'd be like crawling through a pile of scorpions to catch a glimpse of Rosie O'Donnell in her bikini.
Hot off the presses. My sources in Sacramento just got the weekly flyer for Big Lots and Britney's perfume is on sale this week!!!
Wednesday, April 4, 2007
Confession Hour or Angry Rant...you decide.
I was once mesmorized by the pretty pink banners on a celeb gossip website. I thought I had found my celebrity sniping nirvana. And I logged in every day with high hopes of sneaking private peeks of my favorite celebs shopping, shoving donuts in their mouths or picking their panties out of their crack. I love seeing the long range stalkerazzi shots when celebs think there is no one watching. Very voyeuristic I know. Is it wrong? Do not judge me. Just keep reading.
And now I will never log onto the site again. Why? Let me list the Top 10 reasons in order. Warning: I will be dropping F-bombs and I'm not afraid, so you shouldn't be either.
Top 10 Reasons I Hate this Celebrity Website:
10. More and more the website promotes the blogger. He's starting to believe his own press. He has become a celebrity, he thinks and goes on about his worldly travels to London and Canada and wherever. Good, go live there.
9. He admits he doesn't have a television in his home. He's an alien.
8. Everyone is horribly bored with Lindsay, Brittany and Paris for fucks sake. What the hell more can we see...certainly not body parts... seen it, rehab visits... seen it...mug shots...seen it. Food stuck in their teeth...seen it. Whatever
7. SICK TO DEATH of pictures with stupid doodles of sex-juice dripping from crotches.
6. Irresponsible dragging of celebrities out of the closet, and celebrating with great joy when they admit to their sexuality, like they've confessed to a crime. Worse yet, he also is so pompous as to choose what closet some people live in. Who does he think he is appointing himself the judge and juror on how people choose to live their lives and with whom. He's a GAY man and just because he flies his flag proudly, does not mean others feel it is important to do so to live happy, full lives.
5. Using blog to shamelessly plug new talent, then continuing to do so, over and over. Who the hell is Mika?
4. Amy Winehouse. I swear I sometimes think I am reading AmyWinehouse.com there is so much shit on that person.
3. Writing stuff on certain celebs, relentlessly going on and on and on about b -c level celebs, like we care. Sharon Stone. For Heaven's sake...who cares?
2. Ignoring the #1 television show, American Idol, until he finds that Sanjaya is all the cool buzz and jumps on the bandwagon. Stupid asshole. You don't have a tv and therefore you get no buzz on it. NONE.
1. You're being mean to Kelly Clarkson and that shit don't fly. You posted a picture of her for the first time on your shitty site and you diss her, copy words from her website, incorrectly, and claim she is a lesbian. You should be ashamed.
And finally, why haven't I listed the url of this website? Not because of fear of backlash, but because I simply would never be party to promoting any hits to that assholes site. I feel like asking Howard Stern to boycott him. If I knew Howard Stern, which I don't, but this asshole would claim to know him if he thought it was get him somewhere.
Thanks for reading...and sorry to anyone I offended. Yes PR Posse, I did cross over to the dark side tonite. And it felt really good! LOL THERE...I SAID IT. (wink, wink Amy B.)
And now I will never log onto the site again. Why? Let me list the Top 10 reasons in order. Warning: I will be dropping F-bombs and I'm not afraid, so you shouldn't be either.
Top 10 Reasons I Hate this Celebrity Website:
10. More and more the website promotes the blogger. He's starting to believe his own press. He has become a celebrity, he thinks and goes on about his worldly travels to London and Canada and wherever. Good, go live there.
9. He admits he doesn't have a television in his home. He's an alien.
8. Everyone is horribly bored with Lindsay, Brittany and Paris for fucks sake. What the hell more can we see...certainly not body parts... seen it, rehab visits... seen it...mug shots...seen it. Food stuck in their teeth...seen it. Whatever
7. SICK TO DEATH of pictures with stupid doodles of sex-juice dripping from crotches.
6. Irresponsible dragging of celebrities out of the closet, and celebrating with great joy when they admit to their sexuality, like they've confessed to a crime. Worse yet, he also is so pompous as to choose what closet some people live in. Who does he think he is appointing himself the judge and juror on how people choose to live their lives and with whom. He's a GAY man and just because he flies his flag proudly, does not mean others feel it is important to do so to live happy, full lives.
5. Using blog to shamelessly plug new talent, then continuing to do so, over and over. Who the hell is Mika?
4. Amy Winehouse. I swear I sometimes think I am reading AmyWinehouse.com there is so much shit on that person.
3. Writing stuff on certain celebs, relentlessly going on and on and on about b -c level celebs, like we care. Sharon Stone. For Heaven's sake...who cares?
2. Ignoring the #1 television show, American Idol, until he finds that Sanjaya is all the cool buzz and jumps on the bandwagon. Stupid asshole. You don't have a tv and therefore you get no buzz on it. NONE.
1. You're being mean to Kelly Clarkson and that shit don't fly. You posted a picture of her for the first time on your shitty site and you diss her, copy words from her website, incorrectly, and claim she is a lesbian. You should be ashamed.
And finally, why haven't I listed the url of this website? Not because of fear of backlash, but because I simply would never be party to promoting any hits to that assholes site. I feel like asking Howard Stern to boycott him. If I knew Howard Stern, which I don't, but this asshole would claim to know him if he thought it was get him somewhere.
Thanks for reading...and sorry to anyone I offended. Yes PR Posse, I did cross over to the dark side tonite. And it felt really good! LOL THERE...I SAID IT. (wink, wink Amy B.)
Smile Though Your Heart is Breaking...
Spoiler alert...read no further if you have Tivo'd the show.
I can't believe she is gone, and how ironic of a sing out was that performance. I'm so glad the show ran short so we could see the full emotional struggle and the Idols and Sanjaya come around her. I admit, I cried. Like a little baby that dropped her ice cream cone. I hated to see her go. Would have like to see someone that has less marketability, like Phil go. But you know, we've all seen others from the Top 9 go on to do great things...like win Oscars and have hot album sales. So, you go Gina and make yourself a STAR!!! And I'll buy your cd. And I hope you have a remix of "I'll Stand By You" on it. That was hot!!!
And this is when I REALLY, REALLY DESPISE that no talent loser being able to sing another week. I wasn't pissed before really, but now I am immensely angry. I'm going to have to have a cup of chamomile with my vodka tonite. Calm my nerves. And a Hostess cupcake chaser couldn't hurt.
America did indeed get the top 3 correct, Chad. I'm still on the Jordin bandwagon. Wonder why Gina shoved the microphone in her mouth to sing the line at the end? Were they buddies? The girls were all devasted and sad to see Gina go. I wish I knew what they think of no talent going another week. Chris Richardson got the long hug out. He's a lover not a hater. If I was predicting the top selling cds to come out of this season, I'll go with...
Jordin
Chris
Blake
These are the 3 with the package potential. Melinda has power, as does KiKi, but can they draw the crowds to buy a cd? Or attend a concert tour, or be booked on Ellen and Oprah and all the hot shows? Can you see Melinda Doolittle as musical guest on Saturday Night Live? Sorry, negatory. Chris...oh yeah. Jordin, sure. Blake, why not?
I love Ryan Seacrest too. Did you see the way he held on to an obviously crushed Gina? He's like everyone's big brother on the show after awhile. I'm not so naive as to forget he has a radio show and other stuff, and wants to be sure he has the future star on speed dial. I was super happy to see Michael Buble tonite...although I love Tony B too. All in all the vote off shows are kind of boring...a bit. I need to suggest some ways to spice up the show. Got any ideas, people? Send them on!
Next post...Hot news on Kelly Clarkson's new cd....COMING SOON!
I can't believe she is gone, and how ironic of a sing out was that performance. I'm so glad the show ran short so we could see the full emotional struggle and the Idols and Sanjaya come around her. I admit, I cried. Like a little baby that dropped her ice cream cone. I hated to see her go. Would have like to see someone that has less marketability, like Phil go. But you know, we've all seen others from the Top 9 go on to do great things...like win Oscars and have hot album sales. So, you go Gina and make yourself a STAR!!! And I'll buy your cd. And I hope you have a remix of "I'll Stand By You" on it. That was hot!!!
And this is when I REALLY, REALLY DESPISE that no talent loser being able to sing another week. I wasn't pissed before really, but now I am immensely angry. I'm going to have to have a cup of chamomile with my vodka tonite. Calm my nerves. And a Hostess cupcake chaser couldn't hurt.
America did indeed get the top 3 correct, Chad. I'm still on the Jordin bandwagon. Wonder why Gina shoved the microphone in her mouth to sing the line at the end? Were they buddies? The girls were all devasted and sad to see Gina go. I wish I knew what they think of no talent going another week. Chris Richardson got the long hug out. He's a lover not a hater. If I was predicting the top selling cds to come out of this season, I'll go with...
Jordin
Chris
Blake
These are the 3 with the package potential. Melinda has power, as does KiKi, but can they draw the crowds to buy a cd? Or attend a concert tour, or be booked on Ellen and Oprah and all the hot shows? Can you see Melinda Doolittle as musical guest on Saturday Night Live? Sorry, negatory. Chris...oh yeah. Jordin, sure. Blake, why not?
I love Ryan Seacrest too. Did you see the way he held on to an obviously crushed Gina? He's like everyone's big brother on the show after awhile. I'm not so naive as to forget he has a radio show and other stuff, and wants to be sure he has the future star on speed dial. I was super happy to see Michael Buble tonite...although I love Tony B too. All in all the vote off shows are kind of boring...a bit. I need to suggest some ways to spice up the show. Got any ideas, people? Send them on!
Next post...Hot news on Kelly Clarkson's new cd....COMING SOON!
Tuesday, April 3, 2007
Performance Night...Tony B is in the House
SO, here we go...another week of performances and they all have to morph into an 80 year old man who's famous for crooning about losing his cardiac organ in Northern California. I'm predicting that it will be ok for most of the idols...Gina better pull out some sultry sexy thing,..like My Funny Valentine...which I've said before.
For those of you new to this blog, I write in real-time while watching the show and give my votes before the judges...and it's fun to see how well I match up with the Prince Of Darkness, Simon. Those that sing well, they get alot of Carries...(my favorite female Idol, C. Underwood)....Men get Daughtrys (same reason). It's really hard to get 5 out of 5. IF you suck so bad I fast-forward my Tivo, then you get a Mikala (remember Mikala Gordon? I know, you try not too, yes, she was the Fran Drescher contestant a few seasons ago) or you get a Constantine (same reason).
Blake- really nice vocal...starting to look like the same performance each week, but not really bringing it up a notch to me. I sort of know what to expect with him now. Maybe he brought his A game too early, which I think alot of contestants do. If you look at who gets the judges sitting close to the edge of their seats, it the ones that are wowing them...and sometimes it's because they are so much improved over the previous week. And some of the contestants are clearly better than others, but have an off week and get terrible remarks. So back to Blake. I'm going to give him a solid 3.5 Daugtrys. Seems the judges agree. sort of
Phil- I think this guy has chops. But I can't get past the bald head. I just can't. He's a husband too. And given these remarks, I start to realize I judge these idols for the whole package. I'm looking for the performer, the singer, the image, the personality. Phil scores high for me on singing...not so much on other things. For me, this was a very strong vocal, but drab delivery. 3 Daughtrys Judges: Bingo.
Melinda- I'm tired of power vocals and shaking her money maker in her wig-of-the-week. Is she competing with Sanjaya for who can do the most with their hair each week. And for Jimmy Choo-sake, stop cramming her Nike wearing foot into those 5 inch stilettos. She's going to break an ankle or fall and bust a hip any week now. The boys all get to wear tennis shoes, and the girls get hooker heels. Some it works on...some it don't. 3.5 Carries Judges: same shit they spew on her each week.
Chris-first week this dude has really looked cute to me. And he ain't doin' nothing to distance himself from the JT comparison is he? He's no dummy that's for sure. He had a real sexy side-snipe lip quiver this week that I am sure was not lost on a bunch of 16 year olds with lightening speed dialing or texting fingers. I thought he was great. The suspenders were distracting but I'm not a boy, maybe those are rad right now. Whatever. 4 Daughtrys Judges: really don't care what they say this week, do I?
Gina - OK, who is the hair stylist this week? She has a red waterfall of hear on her head and white shiny eyeshadow on her pale complexion. Love this song, and she is singing it nicely. Whoa, wait a minute, she's standing now and suddenly she Gina Dominatrix of the Kodak Theatre. Why did they dress her like that? It disconnects from the song really. Weird for me. And braids look like skull surgery stitches, like she came out of a Tim Burton movie. I don't know. 3.5 Carries.
Jordin - she is leagues above the rest and gets 5 Carries from me. Ok, I'm biased and she is my favorite, so no, I will not give her anything but love and praise. So there. I can't wait to slap down my money and buy her cd. 5 Carries Shut it Simon.
And now ladies and gentleman, next up is...Enrique "Sanjaya" Sanders...Colonel Sanders lost Cuban Cousin from Miami. If this is the Universe of Sanjaya, stop the spinning, I want off. He's believing his own press. Nothing to say except he is laughable and well, nothing more to say. 5 Constantines
Note to Haley.., ohknowyoudidn't..you just dissed 2/3's of the judging panel...and sided with the Prince of Darkness. I hope that doesn't come back to bite you. She was pretty...and he vocals have definitely improved over the weeks. They really pick nice clothing for her to show off her legs for sure. I'm sure Simon hasn't seen her face yet. 3.5 Carries Judges: OH DID I CALL THAT ONE OR WHAT? That Randy and Pauler are PISSED and I don't blame them. Haley, you are so on your way out of here. And just as I predicted the bite comes from Simon, when he doesn't have your back, girl. Even Simon felt sorry for Pauler and Randy and tried to draw out their thoughts. Ha! theres the comment on the legs. Enough said. Bye Haley, you better hope Phil goes first. Or the obvious, he who shall not be named. Sanjaya-mort
KiKi, Oh, she looks like a million dollars tonite. After taxes. Of course, nice vocals. Did you see that sultry sexy "constantine" stare at the finish? Hilarious. I'm not buying that. She's KiKi, not Mariah. And she disses Tony B's suggestion not to sing the song as it was written. Mmm. . 4 Carries
Well, all in all, nice show. HIghlight was Pauler and Randy diss and the whole uncomfortable thing. Even Ryan seemed a little itchy in the shorts on that one. Ok, well, more tomorrow night.
For those of you new to this blog, I write in real-time while watching the show and give my votes before the judges...and it's fun to see how well I match up with the Prince Of Darkness, Simon. Those that sing well, they get alot of Carries...(my favorite female Idol, C. Underwood)....Men get Daughtrys (same reason). It's really hard to get 5 out of 5. IF you suck so bad I fast-forward my Tivo, then you get a Mikala (remember Mikala Gordon? I know, you try not too, yes, she was the Fran Drescher contestant a few seasons ago) or you get a Constantine (same reason).
Blake- really nice vocal...starting to look like the same performance each week, but not really bringing it up a notch to me. I sort of know what to expect with him now. Maybe he brought his A game too early, which I think alot of contestants do. If you look at who gets the judges sitting close to the edge of their seats, it the ones that are wowing them...and sometimes it's because they are so much improved over the previous week. And some of the contestants are clearly better than others, but have an off week and get terrible remarks. So back to Blake. I'm going to give him a solid 3.5 Daugtrys. Seems the judges agree. sort of
Phil- I think this guy has chops. But I can't get past the bald head. I just can't. He's a husband too. And given these remarks, I start to realize I judge these idols for the whole package. I'm looking for the performer, the singer, the image, the personality. Phil scores high for me on singing...not so much on other things. For me, this was a very strong vocal, but drab delivery. 3 Daughtrys Judges: Bingo.
Melinda- I'm tired of power vocals and shaking her money maker in her wig-of-the-week. Is she competing with Sanjaya for who can do the most with their hair each week. And for Jimmy Choo-sake, stop cramming her Nike wearing foot into those 5 inch stilettos. She's going to break an ankle or fall and bust a hip any week now. The boys all get to wear tennis shoes, and the girls get hooker heels. Some it works on...some it don't. 3.5 Carries Judges: same shit they spew on her each week.
Chris-first week this dude has really looked cute to me. And he ain't doin' nothing to distance himself from the JT comparison is he? He's no dummy that's for sure. He had a real sexy side-snipe lip quiver this week that I am sure was not lost on a bunch of 16 year olds with lightening speed dialing or texting fingers. I thought he was great. The suspenders were distracting but I'm not a boy, maybe those are rad right now. Whatever. 4 Daughtrys Judges: really don't care what they say this week, do I?
Gina - OK, who is the hair stylist this week? She has a red waterfall of hear on her head and white shiny eyeshadow on her pale complexion. Love this song, and she is singing it nicely. Whoa, wait a minute, she's standing now and suddenly she Gina Dominatrix of the Kodak Theatre. Why did they dress her like that? It disconnects from the song really. Weird for me. And braids look like skull surgery stitches, like she came out of a Tim Burton movie. I don't know. 3.5 Carries.
Jordin - she is leagues above the rest and gets 5 Carries from me. Ok, I'm biased and she is my favorite, so no, I will not give her anything but love and praise. So there. I can't wait to slap down my money and buy her cd. 5 Carries Shut it Simon.
And now ladies and gentleman, next up is...Enrique "Sanjaya" Sanders...Colonel Sanders lost Cuban Cousin from Miami. If this is the Universe of Sanjaya, stop the spinning, I want off. He's believing his own press. Nothing to say except he is laughable and well, nothing more to say. 5 Constantines
Note to Haley.., ohknowyoudidn't..you just dissed 2/3's of the judging panel...and sided with the Prince of Darkness. I hope that doesn't come back to bite you. She was pretty...and he vocals have definitely improved over the weeks. They really pick nice clothing for her to show off her legs for sure. I'm sure Simon hasn't seen her face yet. 3.5 Carries Judges: OH DID I CALL THAT ONE OR WHAT? That Randy and Pauler are PISSED and I don't blame them. Haley, you are so on your way out of here. And just as I predicted the bite comes from Simon, when he doesn't have your back, girl. Even Simon felt sorry for Pauler and Randy and tried to draw out their thoughts. Ha! theres the comment on the legs. Enough said. Bye Haley, you better hope Phil goes first. Or the obvious, he who shall not be named. Sanjaya-mort
KiKi, Oh, she looks like a million dollars tonite. After taxes. Of course, nice vocals. Did you see that sultry sexy "constantine" stare at the finish? Hilarious. I'm not buying that. She's KiKi, not Mariah. And she disses Tony B's suggestion not to sing the song as it was written. Mmm. . 4 Carries
Well, all in all, nice show. HIghlight was Pauler and Randy diss and the whole uncomfortable thing. Even Ryan seemed a little itchy in the shorts on that one. Ok, well, more tomorrow night.
Sunday, April 1, 2007
Save my favorite show - The Class
It seems I am one of only a few loyal viewers of the funniest show on tv. It's heart-warming and different. Everytime I describe it to someone, they start watching it and love it. And now it's in danger of going to the big tv show cancellation graveyard in the sky...it's just unbelieeeevable to me. I can't live without it.
Jason Ritter, son of late John Ritter, has inherited the classic timing and humor of his PaPa. He's so cute, and hot in a huggy bear kindof way. And his "love/hate" relationship with Lizzy Kaplan, (think Winona Ryder) is just starting to heat up! Did anyone see Ugly Betty episode where she went to the orthodontist? That red-head nerd is a big part of this show...as is Andrea Anders (blond uptight attorney on JOEY and I believe current girlfriend of Matt LeBlanc) is also hilariously neurotic married to an ex NY Jet football hall of famer, but still in love with high-school sweetheart. Very charming and very cute show, has alot of Friends feel to it.
So, I beg of you...go to eonline.com or copy link below, and vote for to save the show. Under Gossip, click on Watch with Kristen, then scroll down to the "save the show" article, where you can click and save! PLEASE...I appreciate it.
http://www.eonline.com/polls/full_page_poll.jsp?pollID=6084
Idols in PEOPLE Magazine...finally here!
It's the best issue of the year...the real backstory and good pictures. The People Magazine with Idols on cover is out on newstands. Funniest thing I read so far..."the weird 6 degrees of separation" connection with Hooters and this year's contestants. Sanjaya's sister, waitressing (see my earlier post) and Chris Richardson is a manager at a Hooter's. Buffalo Wings for Everyone!!! Speaking of Chris Richardson, he ironically has a JT connection, ran into him in a studio once and played his guitar for him...then watched a little basketball. More scoop, he is connecting, allegedly with Paula Abdul. Amazing...well check the date of this blog...April Fool's! Ok, I'm stupid. But honestly, he's been spotted canoodling with a booted off Idol, Alaina Alexander. They have been spotted about town together. A little romance..how Spring-like. If you recall, she was one of the 3 Jennifers...and perhaps my favorite of the 3.
You know, the viewers really do get it right sometimes. When you read these profiles and what people say about themselves, it's exactly what we write about in these blogs. Melinda Doolittle is called the Mom...she claims because she is the oldest. And those hairdos are Wigs...of course rejects from Sanjaya, no doubt. Melinda is a tom girl and hates the dress up part of this whole gig. Now my girl Jordin...she's at the opposite end of the spectrum...loving every minute of this whole gig and "bring it on" is her attitude. I'm telling you...she's going to win this thing. She didn't peak too soon, and I hope I am right. I'd love to see Jordin and Blake in the finals. I'm warming up to him. I can't wait for him to SexySpin some Tony. I read somewhere that the Zombie's song has really taken off in downloads since he performed it couple weeks back.
More later...
Carrie Underwood Quiz on PEOPLE.com
Can you believe I performed "so-so Dawg" on the quiz. I only got 4 out of 6 correct? What kind of uber-crazed Carrie fan am I? According to the poll...I'm a little pitchy! Interesting facts: Carrie is the first American Idol to win the coveted Best New Artist Grammy...beating out Beautiful James Blunt, Imogene Heap, Corinne Bailey Ray. Did you know that Carrie and Coldplay's Chris Martin won Sexiest Vegetarian's of the Year 2007? Here's one I missed...she had a third nipple. It was like a weird mole and had it removed. Mmm. I might have kept that one to myself, Carrie. The thing she finds disturbing when going back to Chekotah...she can't go to church without stares and whispers and autograph hounds. What's wrong with those people? There's only 3000+ people there, you'd think by now she would have run across everyone, signed all the baby foreheads and they would leave her alone. She should just have gotten her PR company to mail the entire town a signed cd and put an end to it. I wonder when she is going to have a romance to gossip about? That should be interesting. Me thinks miss Carrie is a bit prim and proper in the Nashville scene. Good for her. I hope she finds a nice guy like Tim McGraw. Dierks Bentley and Carrie would be hot!
Hope your weekend is going well.
Hope your weekend is going well.
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