I told you so...
That bedding is killing Paris, according to some insiders. She is freezing, the light is too bright, people chant her name, and she doesn't even have a freakin' pillow. Want to know why? Because they know someone would smother her to death with it. And she reports she hasn't eaten a thing. And we are supposed to believe she eats as a normal routine??? 115 lbs don't happen because you eat DAILY Paris. You get to eat on even number days...those are days with numbers divisible by 2, in case you are slow on the uptake, and I'm just sayin....
Did you hear the crowd at the MTV music awards erupted into applause when Sara Silverman mentioned her jail trip? And the camera was focused on Paris. Now if she could act that well in her next movie, she might have a career. She was smiling and unflappable. I would have shot the finger at them, knowing it was on 7-second network Howard Stern FCC delay, and knowing that camera man would have to back the fuck off. And I might have found a foot to plant my Jimmy Choo spike heel, just for good measure. That girl isn't going to last to the weekend with a smile and a shrug. She's gonna get shanked.
Instead of dragging her to a lame ass 30 year high school reunion this weekend, Kathy Hilton should have had Avril Lavigne come over and give her some tough shit lessons. Avril flies the bird with the greatest of ease.
I see lots of bowls of jello flying at Paris in the prison commissary. Poor thing. She'll be as skinny as Nicole by 4th of July weekend. Can't wait to see the pictures. This is the real world road kill I need to pick me up. Even if it is stupid Paris Hilton.
And Entourage is just so damn decandent...if you already have TIVO, you need now to get HBO. Good shows coming up too.
Bye for now.
ColeyB
(fyi, i stole the art at the top of this page from tmz.com. I'm just sayin.)
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