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Blogstress, Cole Bronn, writes little tidbits and occasionally rants about American Idol and other celebrity gossip. And she knits too.

Sunday, February 3, 2008

Qtr 2 - Coley Continues to Review the commercials.

I told you 3 posts back that we would see a lot of animals. Never in my wildest imagination would I think we would see more animals than in all the zoos in America. Animals dropping cars into high rise office buildings and destroying the streets below (fedex), badgers eating your face off (Corolla), dogs and horses (Budweiser), Clooney mounting Zellweger (Leatherheads), more horses (Bud), screaming forest animals (Bridgestone) Dancing Lizards (Life Water), stop the madness. Are there any working HUMANS in Hollywood or NYC? Or have all ad agencies consolidated to the mid-west and we only have Chicago or Dallas and the animal talent pool left? I'm predicting next, a commercial where kittens are knitting sweaters for freezing street gangs of puppies sponsored by the SPCA.

Oh, and Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers is playing the half-time show, coming on at half-time, in case you are in a coma. I think TP has been mentioned only slightly less that Tom Brady since this game began.

Justin Timberlake getting jacked in the crotch in the Pepsi commercial was lame. He didn't even stand still long enough for my friend Amy to drool over him. I didn't like it.

I loved another commericial but I can't remember it. Damnit. Gisele Bundchen is getting stinking drunk in the skybox. Every time they show her, her wine glass is empty. Pamela Anderson is there, looking for her next ex-husband, no doubt. And Jenny McCarthy and Jim...well, that's nice.

Oh, I loves me some Idol sneak previews. People, I told you, this season has some good people. They didn't show us the good ones in the audition week, because they were TOO good. It's going to be our toughest voting season ever. EVER. I don't think we've seen Season 7 Idol yet. I really don't. And I'm going to stick my neck out and say, we will have a Male winner and he will be a rocker. I think they are shooting themselves in the head for losing Daughtry. We will have a hot boy winner. A guy to go up against JT or ...uh...um...John Mayer? Ok, I'm proving my point...there's room for the Zac Efron of music...someone a little older than the Hannah Montana/Jonas Bros. crowd.

Review on Tom: He's still awesome and still has a skinny ass. Loved it.

Onto Q3 soon!

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