OMG, I cannot believe I waged war on my old washer today and it won.
In an evil, last load ever, I decide to feed the beast the yukkiest laundry ever...in my attempt to feel superior over that grey box from hell...and so, I got the bathmat that broke it last time and shoved it in. And then I added another bathmat, and 2 towels I washed my car with. Take that you piece of *(*&^.
And it broke. Error message. LD. OB. LD.
OMG, that fucker won. I am stuck with wet clothes until the new machine shows up on Friday. Well, actually, I'll just go to the retirees next door and use their washer.
Can you believe I was so evil, and I got bitch slapped by a washer.
You have to laugh.
xoxo
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I think that is hilarious that your washer committed suicide before you had the chance to kill it. Must have known something was up. My stomach hurt I was laughing so hard. What are you going to pick on this week? The toaster??
Jeffro
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