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Blogstress, Cole Bronn, writes little tidbits and occasionally rants about American Idol and other celebrity gossip. And she knits too.

Sunday, May 18, 2008

The HILLS on the cover of the Rolling Stone...

Well, I continue my search for all things "The Hills" and my obsession is being fed a very nice diet indeed. These little tramps are on the cover of The Rolling Stone. People? Are you grasping the gravity of this shit? The cover of the Rolling Stones...like hum the lines of the song. This is a big deal and people work their whole lives to make it 'on the cover of the Rolling Stone"...like who? Well, like The Rolling Stones...and other big music acts. So, hmmm...did Heidi's single suddenly hit the biosphere, resulting in musical coronation by getting on the cover of music's bible? nope, but her ass, and boobage of her friends is quite nice, so what the hell...and the show is on MTV, which is Music Television, so there's the thread.

The article is quite good. Sort of puts out there some secrets to help alleviate the question of is it real or staged or scripted, and there is a difference between the 3 of these.

REALITY: Are they really friends, and hangout outside the show? Did they attend each other's birthday parties in the past...share clothing, and go on family vacations together with their parents in high school? Yes, and no. LC and Lo are the longest and oldest friends...since like 3rd grade. There is some history there. 12 years I do believe. Heidi and LC hooked up in SF in design school. And came back to LA together. I did not watch Laguna Beach, and don't tempt me to find it online. I don't think Heidi was on that show. Audrina came along by being discovered for the show...no natural connection to any of the girls...and this falls under the category of 'staged'.

STAGED: Adam DiVello, Exec Producer and Creator, went up to Audrina at the poolside and said, "Hey nice boobies, wanna be a tv star." And she did, of course, because she probably had $5.00 and an RedBull as her sum worth at the time. So, he was scoping out that apartment complex to land LC and Heidi...and Heidi only lays by the pool at that time, because MTV hadn't gotten her a sweet job at Bolthouse yet... so, Adam and Audrina met "naturally' by the poolside and she was officially, in Heidi's words "you're adopted...hang out with us." And the rest is history.

SCRIPTED: Not word for word and cue cards, but the girls tell them what they are doing that day, and what will go down, loosely, and then production sets up the cameras at those locations. There are alot of car chase scenes. One thing to note...this show gets mad props for the beautiful views of the Hollywood Hills and all the beauty surrounding it. Those aerial views aren't just traffic helicopter shots, people, they are the work of skilled craftsmen.

So, anyway, that's the scoop as I see it.

signing off on Sunny Sunday.

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