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Blogstress, Cole Bronn, writes little tidbits and occasionally rants about American Idol and other celebrity gossip. And she knits too.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Tuesday Night at the Grand Ole Opry

Well, if that wasn't worth the two hours sitting on your butt, I don't know what is! Whooo. I am plumb tuckered out after that. I even type with a twang after that show.

So, let's just get it out of the way...ADAM LAMBERT IS F*&^%^%G CREEPY. I'm sorry, but he makes me think I am watching a gay man work the stripper pole. Men rubbing their hands up their thighs and pushing their tshirts up belong in porn, not on American Idol. I don't know, I feel like I am watching a cross between the cast of TOMMY, Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoats, and Night of a 1000 Queens in the Castro (predominantly gay district, home of Harvey Milk, in SF, for those not from out here)

Anyway...most of these performers are better to listen to with your eyes shut. The voice doesn't match the face. Anoop...his name doesn't match his voice and voice doesn't look like it comes from his skinny little soul. He was great tonite. But honestly, do we really see the morning DJs saying "ok and here's the new one off Anoop's new album...blah blah blah". I mean, yes, we have Snoop Dogg, T-Pain, and TI, but those all seem to fit in one area where the weirder the name the better. I don't see Anoop opening for Justin Timberlake, or Timberfake.

I'm too tired to run the gambit of these peeps tonite. All I can say is Megan has HUGE boobs, and my husband was extremely irritated when the phone number popped up, just as they were zooming in on said boobage. Does this show have censors? Pole dancers and boobs tonite.

Okey Dokey Gokey was awesome, singing my favorite Carrie Underwood song. Love him, love her. LoveFest.

Tomorrow night is my girl Carrie!!!!

I leave you with one last comment...actually meant for Randy Travis, which is this....

Randy Travis, eat a sandwich or something before you blow away in the next gust of wind. Jeeez.
Here's a picture, back in the day, when his arm's were bigger than Carrie Underwood's.

xoxo,

ColeyB

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Gotta agree with you Cole on Adam Lambert. Johnny Cash must have been turning over in his grave at the mutilation of Ring of Fire. I hope he lost some support with that horror of a performance. I cannot stand that guy.

Jeffro said...

Adam needs to go away. Far away. He is OUT there!! Part of me thinks that he feels like he is so much more talented than the others that he has this in the bag and he can do whatever on that stage. I hope he goes.

Anonymous said...

DialIdol has Alexis, Allison and Megan in the bottome 3. I hope they are wrong. If it's Allison or Alexis do you think they will use they veto power this early?
I hope to see Sarver, Scott or Kris go. I think it's to early for Adam but the guy creeps me out also. Their is no way he will win this show.

NJ Fan

Anonymous said...

Clarkson has sold 9,836,000 albums, as of this week, more than any other contestant in Idol history.

Just for your Kelly lov'n info.

NJ Fan