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Blogstress, Cole Bronn, writes little tidbits and occasionally rants about American Idol and other celebrity gossip. And she knits too.

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Kelly Clarkson on Oprah!

Did y'all see Kelly Clarkson on Oprah?

The funniest thing she told Oprah was that she was on "Ghetto Idol". She says, (in a I'm jealous tone...) those Idols now get a car...I never got a car! And Oprah says, "Well, you can buy your own car now..." And she said, yeah, I can buy what I want but still...they didn't do our makeup or clothing....whatever...". And she sounded bummed. ha ha.

What this tells me is that money has not changed her. She acts like she doesn't have any money. (warning catty comment coming up...shield your eyes and skip to next paragraph, if you are weak...) Kelly, girl...you know I love you but seriously, it's time to cut loose of some of that cash, and hire someone to do your hair and makeup. It's time for your bff from 7th grade to get promoted to something like tying your shoes and signing your name on photos for fan mail. You went on Oprah wearing a kelly green satin dress that was kind of 'not a pop star' outfit. Do you see Natasha Beddingfield wearing those clothes? Girl, you gots some string bean hair with roots. Atleast make some effort to look and dress like the chick on the cover of YOUR album. Yes, you are photoshopped, but it aint' that hard to bring to life, with the cash you must have. I love you girl.

Ok, so anyway, she's awesome.

Where is David Cook? Daughtry? Why do we not hear from them this season?

xoxo,

coleyb

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