ASHTON punks the Papparazzi...AWESOME

First, I must credit AC "Big Texx" Anthony with this brilliant information.

Paris Hilton had an improbable dinner date in L.A. Saturday: a gray-haired, orange-robed "shaman" who blessed her and urged her to give a diamond necklace to a total stranger.Like most everything she does, the event was captured by dozens of cameras. News quickly spread to London tabloids, TMZ.com, the New York Daily News and websites of the Los Angeles Times and San Francisco Chronicle, who wondered if she'd found religion or was seeking spiritual guidance.

"He's really changed my life," Hilton told paparazzi from her car, adding she offered the necklace "because the greatest gift is to give."

Turns out, as some outlets later discovered, the "mystic" was an actor named Maxie Santillan Jr., who has appeared on CSI and My Name Is Earl. And though some accused Hilton of getting Punk'd, the joke's on them: The entire scene was staged for a new show from Punk'd producer Ashton Kutcher premiering Sunday on E! (10:30 ET/PT).

Pop Fiction, an eight-episode series, is a prank show targeting paparazzi and gullible media outlets.
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Ok, so thanks again Anthony for that cool piece of scoopage. Dang, that Ashton isn't anywhere near as dumb as his 70's Show character is he? Brizziliant.

I wonder how much Paris had to be paid? Mmm? What would make me happiest is if some smug ass reporter on CNN is caught on tape reporting this story as if it is important news. Like Anderson Cooper or that crazy court bitch Nancy Grace.

In any case, that's so sweet when the papps get f'd.

And finally, thanks to Andre' at the Ant Farm for agreeing with me in today's daily postings that the outfits are heinous on American Idol this year. Andre' points out that it appears they are all being dressed by Stevie Wonder. ouch. But he feels certain, despite their wardrobe challenges, they all have a bright career...at Carl's Jr. Andre' was on fire this am. Your fierceness is hot!

Snap.