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Blogstress, Cole Bronn, writes little tidbits and occasionally rants about American Idol and other celebrity gossip. And she knits too.

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

The Purple Telletubby is revealed...

Welcome to results night and after last night's Sanjaya...I can guarantee he will live another week.

So, after Peter Noone's performance, and studying those dance moves, I am 100% confident that he is the purple Telletubby. Or auditioning for a part in the Wiggles. Both huge Brit favorites. God was that boring. I expected a big purple dinosaur to come out.

Wow, Chris R and Stephanie are in the bottom 2. Wow. Shocking. Well, I'll go out on a limb and say, one of those 3 power voices of the ladies was bound to go...they were dividing all the votes. And Chris and Blake are dividing the white boy band guy vote. No shocker there. But I do believe Stephanie is going. Let's wait and see.

LuLu is going to perform...or screech as we saw last night. Wardrobe Malfunction here we come. If she gets through this without a nipple popping out, I'll be schocked. SHe reminds of Olivia Newton-John, a bit. But LuLu has smoked her share of cigarettes that is for sure. And hung at the pubs a little too long. She has passion for sure though. Melissa Etheridge and LuLu might cut a good gravelly record, with Bonnie Raitt! Raspy Records. Does anyone watch Absolutely Fabulous? This is the chick that Eddie has as her last paying client. Funny! Man, tonite's show seems like it is about 30 seconds long, not minutes. My how time flies when you are listening to goofy Brits.

Steph is out. I told you. No actually I said Phil was going. So, whatever. Well, Brandon last week, Stephanie this week. And we thought it would be a girl landslide. So far, it's even. THANK GOD THEY DID AWAY WITH LOSER SINGING OUT!!! Can't wait to find out who is on next week. That's it kids.

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