Results of Rat Pack Week...what rat leaves the ship

OMG, the cake fight was ridiculous.  And then the bad news that Trailer Hicks is coming on tonite.   I looked at Greg and said...get the remote ready.

So they do the divide and shocker!  Adam is in the bottom 3.  Do I smell a Daughtry exit for Adam?  No way...It's Giraud...all the way.

Someone give Natalie Cole a freakin' sandwich.  OMG, did you see those stick legs?  And now it's Trailer.  Ok, I made it through 30 seconds.  His interview was pretty good, actually.  Better than that giggler Archuleta.  

Why is Kris Allen dressed like he is about to go out to wash his car?  Seriously.

NUH UH.  Ok, Adam in the bottom 2?  OMG, this is getting weird.  I didn't think this season was going to actually give me a shock. Seriously, I really have been somewhat bored in a way.  If my contract was up this year, like Simon, I might be thinking of a new show to blog about.  haha.

Jamie Foxx...Let's do the crotch grab countdown.  I have 2 so far.  What's with the Kanye techno voice crap?  He don't dance so smooth y'all.  Usher he ain't.  This song sux.  Ok, I admit it isn't my genre of music, but this is a lip sync extraordinaire performance.  He seems to forget to keep the mike in front of his grill.  Goonie goo goo Jamie.

You gotta give it to the Idol machine...they are really quite good at drawing the talent to the stage.  Jamie pimps out his movie...the Soloist.  You know, my buddy, got to see a preview of the movie and she LOVED it. She glowed over it. 

Hubby was quick to point out Pauler's boobies.

I'm telling y'all if Adam goes tonite, I'm done with this show.  I'm serious.  

Ok, he's safe, you're safe, you still got me.

Matt's out...and I get 13 points in the pool.  

You know what killed him?  His damn hat.  I hated it.  He was cool.  You know, I might actually go see the Top 10 of idols this year too...and just show up late when the oil field worker sings.  haha.  

I'm not listening to the last sing..hey, listen...rent the movie THE FABULOUS BAKER BOYS, and you will see the best performance of "Funny Valentine" sung by Michelle Pfeiffer, who has never recorded an album ever..and was discovered as a grocery store checker in LA.  No kidding.  She's married to David ? who invented Ally McBeal.  Why, and where did I get off on a tiny biography of Michelle Pfeiffer?  I am so weird sometimes.  

So, we say good bye to the Eliott Yamin of this season.  The one who has our heart, but not our votes.  haha!

xoxo,

ColeyB

TWITTER freaks me out

Ok, I keep getting these Twitter updates that these people are following me.  I'm like, who the hell are these people.  Actually it kind of made me nervous.  How does this dude in San Antonio know me.  And then this chick, lets call her Polly Tiny, started following me, so I got curious and went to her profile and read her blog.  And um, she if funnier than ME.  I know, not possible, but she is.  OMG.  

So a couple days have gone by.  And well, you may not know this but I don't EVER look at my blog, I just click on 'new post'.  So, tonite, I decided to look at the blog and laugh some more at the Jamie Foxx pic.  (priceless huh?)  And guess what I saw on MY blog.  This little 'follow me on Twitter' icon.  OMG, that's how people are following me.  

OMG, where did that come from on my blog.  This technology is all starting to take on a life of its own.  And I forget that, although I think only 20 or so people read this blog, there are still strangers that stumble on board now and again.  So, HI THERE strangers.  Twitter me!  Send me a tweet.  

I have never tweeted yet.  Except to Kelly Clarkson.  I still love her so much it's sad.  In July, I think I am going to go up to the Konocti Harbor @ Clear Lake and try to sneak into the concert all by myself.  I will con someone and say I left my ticket at home and burst into tears or something.  Hell, that place is open air, I'll just get my lawn chair and sit in the parking lot like a total hobo and just knit and listen.  OMG, would that be a laugh riot.  People would just look at me so funny.  

My new cell phone ring tone is going to be DON'T LET ME STOP YOU...by Kelly Clarkson, duh.

It's such a good song.  Go buy it.  NOW on Itunes or Rhapsody or where ever.  Don't steal it.

xoxo

American Idol - Foxx on Fox

You come a long way baby!   From his clown face to Oscar winner. 

I actually wish Jamie had gotten to perform.  Who is performing tomorrow night?

So, I like the Rat Pack.  I loved all the songs, even if they reminded me of Bride & Groom first dances.   I was talking to the Exec Producer of  The Sims 3 tonite, and he's such a cool guy.  He saw my Idol posters in my cube and asked if I was an Idol fan.  (duh)  I sort of shyly said, "Um, yeah, well I write a blog about it, so I'd say I'm a fan."  And then he saw the blog, and suddenly, he's spilling forth with all these cool and poignant observations about Idol and Adam Lambert.  It was so fun to find he is totally into Idol.  I mean this is the dude that is in charge of bringing the Sims 3 game to finish in about a month!  Wowza.  He's so nice, like incredibly nice guy.  

So you are all going to buy Sims 3 right?  Because I sweat blood over that packaging for 18 months.   Just read a review about it and lie to me that you bought it, I'll be happy.  Who are we kidding, I won't even play it.  I'm not smart enough to be honest.  Plus this blog takes most of my time that I'm not knitting.

Ok, look where's the damn Idol review Cole?    Oh yeah....

So, just the fact that my conversation with S3 guy distracted me ought to tell you that I am tiring of this competition now.  I mean, I really don't care who wins like I did in years past.  Seriously.  I feel so gipped.  We wait so long for this show to come on, and we want to find our person to root for...and I have to say the only one with a personality that I would care about their record or a concert is still Adam...but Kris Allen is creeping up on me.  Danny Gokey is no longer of interest, but Kris is a far second place behind AL.

Ryan Seacrest needs highlights in his hair and Simon Cowell needs sunscreen.  Paula needs to stop shopping in the bridesmaids departments for her 'gown of the week', and learn that costume jewelry is not the bomb she thinks it is.  

Kara, please sit back in your seat.  you have tiny boobies so stop wearing strapless dresses that emphasize your lack of something to hold the dress up.  

Randy, I'm so disappointed in you this year dawg, you have let me down.  Can you not be funny anymore?  What?

I'm tired now.  I have a big meeting tomorrow.  I hope I don't get fired.  lol

coleyb

And we lose TWO tonite, for the first time EVER!

Ok, so right off the bat they off someone! Wow, can you believe it? Like tearing off a bandaid!

David Archuleta comes back to the stage tonite. I can't wait. Me loves me some Archie.

And Pauler Abduler gets her 15 seconds of choreography fame to relive. The chick still has the moves. You have to give her props for those hip thrusts and groovy moves. And that Adam Lambert has some dance moves that are consistent with his vocals. HOT HOT HOT, even if he is gay, and that's ok.

Who are these old drag queens of disco legends? Why must they bring these poor ladies out of retirement and squeeze them into those shiny hideous gold dresses? KC AND THE SUNSHINE BAND, I used to love his him so much. I'm dating myself here, but seriously, I had some fun times in college singing to his groove tones. But sadly, KC did not 'just say no' to the donuts over the years. Krispy Kreme regular, I'm thinking.

Holy Moly, Alison is in the bottom 2! No way.

Simon busts Seacrests balls ... catfight! Catfight! Simon is a bitch.

OMG, I love Archuleta. I love this song off the cd. Hey, who wants to go with me to see him with Demi Levato? Disney night! Come on...wouldn't it be fun? If I was in high school, his Tiger Beat poster would be up on my wall 4-sure.

Hey everyone, do you hear that sound? It's the sound of the Slumdog train pulling into the station. Anoop's ride is over! Aaahhh! I really really am sad about Anoopsky leaving. I was sort of liking him. I would rather have seen goony Matt out of here.

And Alison is the last girl standing.

Everyone, feel sorry for me because my husband is going to make me watch DRAG RACE HIGH tonite. Boo. I hate Hot Rod TV. Jeffro, do you make your wife watch baseball? I wanna watch Gossip Girl, The Hills and Real Housewives of NYC. They are all on my TIVO just taunting me to watch them. How can I divert him to the back bedroom tv.

Alrighty, well, Seacreat out...(not the closet however).

ColeyB

Sorry, I lost all of my funniness today at the Factory.

Dear AmyB...

Thank you for your eloquent last post...I've pasted it here for those too lazy to dig for it.

NJ Fan - Yes. Gokey would be the next Taylor Hicks (starring in a local version of Grease, BTW) if he were to win.
Cole - LOL about "Anoop is riding the Slumdog train...." You're spot on about that. I can't watch him or his awkward stage presence. He does sound good, but I don't like to look at him. The "fraternity brothers dared him" feels like the case every single week.
I can't stand Alison the 16 year old and don't understand the hype at all. I really do not. Not being harsh, but she looks like she is at least 40. I don't want to watch 16 year olds sing like that.
My top 3 picks at the beginning were Adam, Kris, and the blonde girl that got voted off after singing Dolly Parton. I feel good right now that it will be Adam and Kris in the final 2 with Adam winning. They are the only ones I would even consider paying $ to see. And probably not Kris. Only Adam.
Adam has really done a good job in toning down the freak show and letting his talent be the thing that shines, not just theatrics. Is he gay? Not that it matters (well at least to me, maybe not Miss Almost USA California) but I really can't quite tell if he is gay. He did say that he loved the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Did I just type that? Holy stereotypes...shame on me! I have more gay boyfriends than I can count on 2 hands though, so I feel I am allowed! :)
Lil...oh Lil. No matter how funny you think you are, or how right you think you are, you never and I mean NEVER sass the judges or act like you know more than them. I think that is a one way ticket to the bottom 3, and ultimately the bottom 1.
Timberfake shouldn't have been saved last week. I think they just wanted to flaunt the new feature of the show at least once.
So, Lil reminded me of Evelyn Walker, and Adam reminds me of Brandon Barber. Right?! Lu, Cole - back me up!
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Amy,

Allow me to answer your question with a photo I stole off PzHilton...Is Adam Gay? Yes, he dresses in Drag...and yes he is openly gay, but no, he doesn't try to wave the rainbow flag in everyone's face, and wants to win or lose based on talent, not sexuality. This is where Perez pisses me off. He keeps posting "We need our first Gay Idol". Why? And you got one, his name is Clay Aiken. You even named him Gayken. Sure, he didn't win, but I wouldn't be typing his name if he wasn't in the finals with loser Rueben. Clay outsold him, and a couple of other idols to follow, up until Carrie and Daughtry stormed the stage.

Let this be a lesson to anyone posting anything on the internet. Of course, this blog alone has sealed my fate, as I would not be able to get elected "Dog Catcher" in my town...even if I was running unopposed.

Next Up, we welcome comments on the picture below. LOL

Adam Lambert Wins the Night, no big shocker

Duh...

People, can you just watch that show and not say, "Omg...he is totally fantastic." Ok, he just killed a BeeGees song. Do you realize he say Bee Gees? And Tears For Fear? and other crazy bands? And he killed every one of them (except Johnny Cash, and that was just sacraligious. Or however you spell/say it.

Alison's hair is starting to remind me of Peg Bundy.

Anoop is riding the Slumdog Millionaire train as long as he can. He's get's cuter by the minute, doesn't he. Do me a favor, if he survives tomorrow night, listen to his performances with your eyes shut. The voice does not match the face. He's so sexy voiced, but such a little boy face, atleast to me. Which is curious because they have him growing out a beard. To get rid of BabyFace, perhaps? Well, it didn't work for Spencer Pratt, and I fear Anoop is going to look scruffy too.

Kris Allen is talented. And for that matter, they all are. We did see the last of Lil' Rounds people. I'm sorry but that was the last of Lil and her House of Wigs. And Matt Girard will be gone as well.

Danny Gokey. He suffers Carrie Underwood syndrome. Good voice, bad stage presence. No star power. Fortunately, Carrie was white lava hot, nice boobies, awesome body, and perfect for Country. Danny on the other hand, in a police line up, might be someone cuter than the average purse snatcher, but I'm betting Jeffro's dimples are better. :) Danny dances like Eddie Murphy used to in a Saturday Night Live skit called the "white man's overbite dance". Look it up. Funny as hell.

Again, I ask you...you've got $60.00 in your pocket. Who are you buying tickets to see? Adam Lambert. I think Alison is good, but I'm really not interested in Bonnie Raitt's grandaughter. I'm not into Miley Cyrus either. I do love David ARchuleta, so it isn't an age discrimination. You know I am partial to trainwrecks like Britney too.

Ok, it's late, I'm rattling, and I've had WAY to much blowing my mind today, with work, personal shit, knitting and the oppressive Africa hot heat that Northern California is experiencing. I feel like my face is melting, and it's only 90 outside. But, when you aren't used to it, it's freaking AFRICA hot. And my husband keeps getting in bed before I can change the flannel sheets to the Egyptian cotton ones. Oh, how I long for the cool sheets of summer.

The a/c has been cranking since I got home at 8:00 tonite. I went to KFC for grilled chicken, because you know I have to TRY everything once. What a ripoff. It still has the greasy fatty skin. I thought it would be healthy. Nope. Don't be fooled, I could still wring enough grease out of it to fry an egg, if necessary.

It's still 74 in this house. Hey, why am I still typing. Go to bed Cole.

Ok, zzzzzzzzzzzzzz................. :)

Jeffro, I'm sad about the SF Giants. :( Please send me a personal email and lift my spirits. Tell me Randy Johnson, who I met and sat with in the dugout one time, is going to be our savior. And by the way, standing next to RJ, I come up to his waist. No kidding. He is literally 14 inches taller than me. I looked like a primordial dwarf. But he was very sweet and thanked me for making his picture look good on the cover of the baseball video game. Such a quiet and nice man. Unlike that cheeser Luis Gonzales who was staring at everyone's boobs, including mine. And Barry Bonds was being a tool. Ok, why am I telling this story? Why? I'm not name dropping as it was a stupid stupid work thing, not fun, and embarrassing because I got hit by a runaway ball from batting practice. Of course.

New Kelly Clarkson Video

Ok, Citizens of Blogtown, your Mayor has pulled off no easy feat this morning...

Let's start from the beginning...I finally pulled my a&& out of the giant pillow that is my bed @ 9:30 am. This is a miracle, as I am never sleeping past 8:00 am. So, obviously, my tiny pea of a brain needed some major regenerating. Thanks to all that sent me notes wishing me to 'feel better soon'. I'd like to think you truly care about my well-being, but some of the notes were thinly veiled "get back to blogging notes" because some of you are too lazy or too ill-equipped to Goggle for other entertainment. Hey, I'm happy to provide your daily fix of wasting work time on the internet.

Anyhoo, lets start again. I got up, watched tv, came to internet, found Perez Hilton saying he had posted new Kelly Clarkson video. So I click the link, immediately, and it takes me to some Chinese website...where I can't read a freaking word. But the push play arrow is universally icon happy, so I got to see it. (above) So this is why it's all weird Chinese characters.

Remember me posting those picture of her and the cast from the video shoot? From her private blog? Wasn't that fun to see them all in action?

Anyhoo, that was fun. Ok, back to the couch.

Cole

Never thought I'd post a Lindsanity Lohan video

Lindsay Lohan's eHarmony Profile from Lindsay Lohan

This is actually entertaining and funny. Atleast to me.

Enjoy!

Cole

I'm here...just really sick

People, I'm sorry. But I caught a case of the epizooties. Translation, my nose is running and my head hurts.

I watched Idol but I didn't have the energy to write about it.

I'm sorry that they saved Matt, because it's going to be embarrassing when he is in the bottom 2 next week...and then that 'save button' will be like 'whatever' button.

I promise to be fun and witty over the weekend. So much to write about.

Hey, do me a favor and go on Twitter and follow Ashton Kutcher. My EA family is trying to help him get 1,000,000 followers. And the 1 millionth person gets to be in an EA video game. ha!

Sniff, cough, zzzzzzzzzzzz........

cb

I'm HOME!!! So happy to be here!

Hugs from hubby and kitty cats...and all is right with the world again. I really missed my little 2 cat and 1 husband family unit!!! For reals.

So enough mush from me, let's get to Idolicious. Tonite, it's Idolosity! Movie songs. Can't wait.

Alison leads us off with Aerosmith. Awesome. That was great! Good job. Simon gives her the girlie girl vote. I really think this girl is so damn good, I don't even care that she is 16, forget that. She's just good, period. Would I go see her in concert? No. Would I buy a ticket to see any of these contestants...well, honestly, nope. Maybe Adam Lambert. Because he's crazy. And entertaining. If the ticket was $30.00 or less. If he won, I'd probably go see Idols On Tour. But seriously, I'd pay to see ARchuleta or Cook before her.

Anoop...pretty good job, if you ask me. I think he has a terrific voice. Again, buy a cd or ticket? nope.

Adam...OH MY GOD...he's just crazy mad. I LOVE HIM. Seriously, I really do. Paula wants to sleep with him, I can tell. She thinks she can flip him. Or dress up like a boy. Whatever it takes.

Matt Girard: I like him, and I think he sings great. But kind of weird. Just one thing about him is weird...can't figure it out though. He believes his own press. In other words, sort of full of himself, and then not so much.

Kris Allen, I really like his performance, but he reminds me of this guy at work. I can't get past it.

I don't really care about Lil. She's beautiful. But whatever.

Ok, so I'm kind of not into this tonite. I like Matt. Oh, I forgot Gokey. So, Gokey has decided to get all the blind guy votes that Scott left behind, by losing his glasses. ha ha ha. I'm tired of Gokey. I also hate the only 2 judges per person thing. Drop the stupid stuff. They waste so much dumb time in the beginning like commenting on clothes of the judges. This isn't Project Runway.

Bye now. I'm sick by the way, so feel sorry for me. I'm blowing my nose alot and have a cough. Spring Sinus Infection. Please send chocolate, except I can't even taste it. Oh snap, I probably missed all the 50% off Easter candy at Safeway. Crap.

I got no Easter candy this year. I hate that. I want some jelly beans. Chewy gems of sugarness.

Hugs to all.

Cole




Lil Rounds:

I'm in Indianapolis now!!! No sign of Jeffro yet.

I left Dallas Ft Worth this morning, landed in Indianapolis under cloudy skies and a light rain. I have checked in to my secret location hotel. Hopefully, my secret service detail has managed to thwart any stalkery by Jeffro.

Actually, my business associate who reads the blog, was thinking he should come and see us! Seriously, she did not know that Jeffro and I weren't really friends and that I have never met him. Isn't that funny, because I feel like I have. He's kind of like the make-believe friend you had when you were in Kindergarten, that made you feel safe when you were scared. I'm not scared, but I do like knowing that Jeffro is out there somewhere, along with Susan, NJ Fan, Tink, Paul, Chris, Lu, Amy, Malooo, and the rest of you. I mean if something happened to me, you guys would surely be the first to figure it out if I didn't post a blog for like 2 weeks, right?

So, I am staying in what I would describe as a fat ass hotel tonite. What qualifies it as fat ass? Well, I will be able to watch tv from the bath tub, shower or throne. There is a 15" flat screen tv, right over the vanity sink. That swivels. OMG...so nice. SO nice.

gotta get back to work.

Playing Avon Lady today

I'm at my sister's shop today in Dallas. She's on tv alot with that commercial now. It's funny that people recognize her.

My dad has come into town this weekend and I am wearing him out. We have had so much fun. I told him he is really getting old, he moves so slow. And I won't let him drive me in his freaking Army Assault Vehicle...A Ford Excursion. Man. Hugeness.

Anyway, he showed me, he got out of the car at the bookstore and started wandering off in the opposite direction towards a tire store. I yelled, "Dad, Dad"...and he stopped turned aroiund, and looked a discombobulated. Then he bust up laughing and said, "I'll show you old." ha ha ha

So, tomorrow is Easter. Hope everyone has fun on your egg hunt. I'm dying eggs tonite.

Cole

Overseas voters teaching how to cheat vote for Anoop

Conspiracy theorist are saying Anoop fans are cheat voting for him. LOL

Seriously? Really?

Enjoy.

Crap - The Sequel

OMG, my stupid sister's tivo f'd up and did not record the show. So, strike 2, I did not get to watch Idol this week. I feel like an appendage was torn off. WHY? Why me? I had to pop a Xanax to get over it. I actually sat there and watched iCarly on Nickelodeon with my nephews before bedtime. iCarly took over Idol. OMG. Mirando Cosgrove, you evil demon!

I am so sad I missed the vote off of Scott. Dammit. And I got zero points. DialIdol.com failed me.

Jeez.

Cole

Adam Lambert's Mad World performance

Loved it.

Man he has surely come back alive in the past 3 weeks. Wow.

Going to be now.

'zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Twitter already paying off

Hey, I Twittered Kelly Clarkson. I did not send her a Tweet, but I 'follow' her, which means when she sends out a Tweet, I get it and see what it says. And she posted some pics on her blog...which I just finished reading. She doesn't update much, but it is definitely written by her, and it's awesome. This pics are from her video shoot for her 2nd single..."I do Not Hook Up".

I still loves me some Kelly.

I'm gonna see if Carrie Twitters. famous people all Twitter. I'm following Will Ferrell and Kelly Clarkson.

Warning, do NOT follow Perez Hilton because he has Twitter diarreha. He tweets too much. Blah blah blah

xoxo,

ColeyB

CRAP, and I'm thinking of a naughtier word

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Field Agent Susan Reports In

Not to be outdone by the excellent reporting from our New Jersey Coast Reporter NJ Fan, a Dallas Field Agent has come through with some excellent scoopage of her own...let me post it verbatim (that means word-for-word, Jeffro) from Agent Susan:
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Here is a personal message from Anoop's family and friends. Please send this to everyone you think will help!

Hello,

Hope you are well. We are going through an unprecedented experience in our life, feeling pride and joy ..and anxiety at Anoop's journey through the American Idol experience. Anoop is holding up well and says that he is enjoying every moment. I think he is growing up fast having been suddenly thrust into the "real world".

So, Anoop is now in the top 8 on American Idol. Last week was a close shave. We really appreciate your effort in voting to bring him this far. We are wondering if we can impose on you a little longer and ask you to please continue to vote as many times as possible and also to remind all your friends and family and colleagues that the competition is not yet over. This is a long competition and it is natural for the excitement to subside somewhat but this is a critical phase of the competition.

Some people felt that Anoop lost his cool last week and allowed his frustration to get the better of him. As his sincere (if unsuccessful in the eyes of the judges) effort was portrayed as a frivolous bet from "frat-boys" while the camera panned to his friends (who have graduated from college and are responsible and talented young men), I must admit that I bristled. This experience is teaching Anoop the difficult lessons of public life. We are happy to note that he did get good reviews on his vocals from the judges and some independent analysts. Below is a link to one of the more interesting analysis.
http://masterclasslady.com/2009/03/31/american-idol-season-8-top-9-vocal-masterclass-article-top-digital-downloads/#more-3509

So what should we do next? We think its time to re-energize Anoop's support. We hope that we can count on your help once more to remind your friends, family, colleagues and community to vote for Anoop remembering what caused you ( and them) to be excited for him in the first place. For his part I am certain that Anoop will strive to live up to the very highest expectations. Again, thank you for sharing our joy, excitement and pride for Anoop. We appreciate that you have spent countless hours of your precious time and used your influence to support and encourage him. Anoop is in the Top 8 as a result of that support.

The competition resumes on FOX on Tuesday 4/7/08 at 8:00PM with results show on Wednesday.

Whatever happens next, this has been a great ride and we are so very thankful for your friendship and effort. We are very proud of Anoop for having the courage to attempt this competition and doing something so very outside of his or our experience. ( I must say he is handling it much better than I am! ) We have made so many new friends, reconnected with old friends as well as Anoop’s teachers, and have become much closer to our extended family here in the US as well as in India and South Africa.

Please feel free to tweak this or send your own message when you forward. Thank You.

With Warm Regards,
Team Anoop

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Now, that Anoop Family is mighty mighty proud of their little Anoopski. My goodness, have you ever read such a nice letter from anyone? That mom could probably get him elected President.

More scoop regarding Danny Gokey. It seems, backstage and among the competitors, Danny is not a favorite. In fact, unliked would be accurate. Sadness. He's all about himself. So, well, that's just a bit of gossip, but I will be watching to see hints of 'dissing him'. Like when someone gets voted off, is he the last one hugged? When he performs, are the other contestants checking their nails and looking bored? In tonite's Ford video, does he 'accidentally' get his hand slammed in the door? Keep your eyes peeled.

And also, Anoop had a friend that went to Hollywood and got to attend the Megan "goodbye dinner" after the show. Well, let me let you read it verbatim:

Chris was invited to the "send off" party for Megan with the tattoos, and he said it was so much fun. He met everyone on the show and said Adam, even though flaming gay, was such a nice guy. He said Danny is an a__hole who everyone on the show hates because he is so all about himself. Megan, who I told him to connect with, he said is a little weird and cooky. I can see that. But anyway, he had so much fun. He says Anoop already has a record deal and that Usher twittered him that night and said that even though Simon didn't like the song, he loved it and thought it was great.

What???  A record deal already.  And a Twitter from Usher?  I gotta get me a Twitter account.  I mean, seriously. F-that facebook and MySpace crap.  Tweet Me!  I like it more.

Off to Twitter now.

And then to watch Idol!  From Dallas, so I will be blogging in Central Time Zone!  Whoo Hoo!

ColeyB

Carrie Underwood Does it Again

Carrie Underwood wins Entertainer of the Year at the ACM awards in Las Vegas last night.
NJ Fan, our resident Blog-opedia Brainiac has posted the following for all of us:

Carrie Underwood captured entertainer of the year Sunday night at the Academy of Country Music Awards, winning the top honor that has eluded women for nearly a decade, while Taylor Swift won album of the year and Julianne Hough snagged top new artist.Country music's boys' club was adjourned for the year when Underwood broke Kenny Chesney's four-year win streak and became the first woman to hold the title since the Dixie Chicks in 2000. The significance wasn't lost on the 26-year-old superstar."I accepted that award on behalf of myself and my fans, but also on behalf of other women who came before me that kicked butt but never got the recognition they deserved," Underwood said. "I can't wait (for) the day, which I hope is in the very near future, where having females in the category is no big deal whatsoever."In 39 years of recognizing a top entertainer, the academy has granted the honor to a woman seven times, including Underwood. The others were Loretta Lynn, Dolly Parton, Barbara Mandrell, Reba McEntire, Shania Twain and the Dixie Chicks. Each won once.Chesney, who missed the chance to tie Alabama for most entertainer of the year awards, kissed Underwood as she walked up to accept the honor."He told me he was proud of me," said Underwood, who's enjoyed astounding success since winning "American Idol" in 2005 with eight No. 1 country hits including the signature single, "Jesus Take the Wheel."I don't think any AI winner will ever top Carrie Underwood! NJ Fan
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Love the YouTube video, where you see Kenny Chesney go and hug her mom after her award speech.
Kenny Chesney hugs her on the way to stage. Old Man George Strait ain't likin' it. Boo puss face George.

We love you Carrie, and I agree with NJ Fan...no Idol will be as famous as Carrie has become, even if it is country. She's as mainstream as they come.

xoxo,

ColeyB

On a disturbing note, they gave that little mileywannabe Taylor Swift some made up crystal award for bringing so many young fans to country music...translate...saving our asses in the industry so us old folks can figure out what's hip and cool by letting YOU write all your music, Taylor.

Coming to you from Big D

Blogging on iPod touch. This is not going to be long. Thinking about you all. George bush is here. I'm not leaving the hotel except for dinner and shopping. What else maybe a spa. I think it's time to get the hooves filed for summer.
Gotta go

Lady GaGa and Magda...Separated at Birth

I got to give this one to Perez Hilton. Funny shit.

Remember Magda that layed out in the sun all day and night from "There's Something About Mary", that had the little dog that got electricuted and caught on fire? OMG.

She and Lady GaGa are exactly the same.

Why didn't I name myself something fun for this blog. I didn't have to use my real freakin' name. I should have been Suzy Poo Poo or something.

Lady GaGa, Suzy Poo Poo...what is this world coming to?

xoxo,

Happy Weekend Citizens of B-Town...

Clarifying a few things....

Tink just posted the following comment:

"Jeffro did she really say you resemble a fat drunk man? I missed that one! That one might offend me. But I am with you on the attention...I am just happy that the mayor of blogtown knows who we are...hey....that could be a bad thing like we are the problem kids or the town drunks...hahaha. "

My response: Jeffro is more of a drama queen than fat drunk. I called likened him to NORM on Cheers. Always there, everyone knows him, etc. That's it. Jeffro is so sensitive since I displayed my powers and wiped him out of Blogtown.

Today is Jeffro's wedding anniversary. Congrats to him and his lovely bride.

bye for now.

ColeyB

Bye Now...

Big shocker. I wish I had put all 20 points on Megan Joy because she is home now, where she belongs and needs some dance lesson from someone other than Elaine from Seinfeld.

Beautiful girl. Go be a model for god's sake.

Cooke was good. CD is better. Still a hottie.

Lady GaGa. What? Really? That was insane. Insane. I loved it. I want a zipper over my eye. I would zip it shut when people came up that I didn't want to talk to.

"Talk to the zipper, 'cuz the eye ain't lookin'."

Nice talking to AmyB tonite. She did not know that Pauler and Kara used to be bunkmates at Casa Abdrool. Oh, and Idol put a muzzle on Pauler this year. She has to split her previous allotted time with Kara. She has to prove she won't drool to get a new contract. Or they have Kara waiting in the wings to reset them back to 3. hee hee

Hasn't this been a fun blog week? I am most amazed that no one knew that WindyCityNut was Jeffro. And that I had kept all the blog drama to myself. There are pockets of you out there that don't have any idea of the others, and I just want to draw you all closer, citizens.

There is one special person that wrote me long ago, and I haven't heard from her in a while. She sent me a note that just made me cry so hard. She said I made her laugh when times were not so happy, and that she loved to read my random musings about everyday life and such. That made me feel so terrific, and inspired, and grateful. And I really owe you all (and USA Today for publishing my blog address, and Sanjaya because I was talking about him and they quoted me)for inspiring me to keep this little blog chugging along. In these hard economic times, it's good to have a good little cheap thrill now and again.

"That's what she said."

xoxo,

ColeyB

This post is for LU!!!!

Lu says that Lady GaGa on the Idol show tonite is going to be the shiznits. And she says Lady GaGa may be sort of mentally touched. Well, she is #1 on Billboard for her second single in a row, so she solid. Judging by the pic, she's going to be good. I like her already.

Lunch with Lu went something like this:

"Megan twitches instead of dances, like Duffy"
"What is up with her, she is 2 clowns short of a circus"
"Is Kris Allen a sleeper cell?"
"What is wrong with his singing out the side of his mouth, it's buggin'."
"We have got to talk about that new judge Kara."
"I"m sorry by Simon drawing on Paula was some funny shit."
"First it was pink jeans on the blind guy, now they fucked up his hair with a Jewish Fro"
"Megan has got to go" (said by both of us atleast a dozen times)
"Bob Marley was rolling in his grave" (see previous comment for reason)
"Lil Rounds looks like a lady at work. OMG, she does...same wig selections"
"I want ticket to Britney Spears, I love Circus"
"Again, 2 clowns shy of a full circus"
"I want to go see Kelly Clarkson at Konacti Harbor"
"I'll have Chicken Chow Fun and a Diet 7UP"
"I'll have tomato Beef Chow Mein...it's Chinese Chef Boyardee!"
"Jeffro is stalking me again."
"Girl, summer 2 years ago, that was high drama. You have USA Today to thank for bringing him into your life."
"I know, I don't know whether to sue or send flowers."
"I still can't tell Greg about Jeffro, because whenever he gets mad at me he says, well, why don't you call Jeffro and see what he thinks." LOLOLOL WE had a big laugh over that one. My hubby is so clevah. He hits below the belt on every opportunity.
"You know if Jeffro knew this his head would blow up."
"No, he's kind of stupid."
"You did not just say that...oh no you didn't"
"Oh ok, you're right. That was mean to say about my most loyal stalker"
"Cole, what if there is a real stalker out there?"
"Lu, seriously, have you been playing those weird video games again, with the virtual reality goggles?"
"How's Chris?"
"Excellent. I love to embarrass him. I don't think he liked the mammogram comments."
"Get over it."
"He's married now, maybe he thinks it's cheating to think about mammogrammos."
"Yeah, you're right."
"He did sign his note to me like this...O_O"
"ha ha"

And then lunch was served and we ate like pigs and left Amazing Wok, in a blaze of glory. End of story.

xoxo,

Cole