One thing is apparent…3 of those girls in the Top 12 are clones. Same hair, same Jennifer Aniston chin, same head tilt. I swear, you’ll see. Another thing I keep thinking…they better get most of these girls to Stylist 101 quick. They all look like they raided Tara Reid’s closet. Or as Lu puts it. “Stupid Hooker Face” girl…she can’t sing. I love that. I called a girl at the salad bar “hooker face” today because she took the last roll. She didn’t hear me, thank goodness.
Speaking of hookers, can you spot the AI finalist in among the dumbos on the beach below. 3rd from the left is none other than BFF Antonella Barba, the Jersey girl who’s BFF got Booted Off Forever…now she is a BFF to a BOF (LOL). Pic is courtesy of “Vote for the Worst” website, which might be sending AB to the finals if she keeps up her hooker ways. I just love the word hooker.
Seems to me there should be something in maybe your Middle School Sex Ed class or maybe Political Science where teachers spend a day in the curriculum teaching kids to keep their clothes on if they ever want to be famous or a politician or both. And in the 2nd half of class, teach them to wear panties when they do become famous, and finally, when you do inevidentably screw up and sleep with your best friend’s wife, get out of a limo while going commando, or vomit all over yourself on the way to the Grammys, teach them to admit to it immediately and go to rehab. 3 easy steps.
Seems to me there should be something in maybe your Middle School Sex Ed class or maybe Political Science where teachers spend a day in the curriculum teaching kids to keep their clothes on if they ever want to be famous or a politician or both. And in the 2nd half of class, teach them to wear panties when they do become famous, and finally, when you do inevidentably screw up and sleep with your best friend’s wife, get out of a limo while going commando, or vomit all over yourself on the way to the Grammys, teach them to admit to it immediately and go to rehab. 3 easy steps.
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