In case there are any of you that don't know this already...I am a HUGE Nascar fan. Love those race cars going round and round. So imagine my sheer delite when I got to watch my girl Kelly Clarkson open the Daytona 500 last Sunday. It was like the SuperBowl of Racing and the best of American Idol colliding into 3 minutes of sheer awesomeness. She debuted her new song...One Minute..and it's pretty good. Can't wait for them to let us know the release date.
Note to Kelly: Girl, have you gotten all the tape off your ta tas yet? You were almost a JJ wardrobe malfunction. Please, Texas Sister, get a stylist. And I mean a clothing girl that does not play up your booty-ness by putting you in stretchy material. You really need to stay away from huge Elvis bellbottoms when you are vertically challenged and plan to wear Justin Timberlakes white sneakers. Hair extensions were awesome. Grandma's chain necklace should have stayed home. You rocked it, girl. You were so entertaining and energetic. But really, you should have seen what Sheryl Crow wore to the EA Sports 500 @ Talledega. She was so cute in driver leathers. You should have been in Dale Jr. red. I'll dress you for the next race...call me. No prob. Happy to do it.
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