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Blogstress, Cole Bronn, writes little tidbits and occasionally rants about American Idol and other celebrity gossip. And she knits too.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Utah, the land of freaks and Osmonds

OMG,

We have Osmonds, we have a fat bearded bunny, and we have the freaky dude that had the beadiest eyes and licked his lips like a freak-a-zoid.  OMG. 

Ok, what was Pauler wearing tonite?  A white chiffon turtleneck thing with colored stars on it.  Is she on geriatric clothing budgets.  Shopping at the Senior Thrift?

The guy who looked like he stepped off the set of Mad Max, licking his lips, was creepiest...of the creepies.  

And the nice little hottie Osmond is going to Hollyweird.  So nice.

They saved the best show for last, it appears.  I'm enjoying this one.  And while I am thinking about it, I'm loving Kara.  She's awesome.  She's cute and spunky.  

When Ryan was giving them the fire up speech, there was a little spunkster recording him on her cell phone.  I'm going to try to find that on YouTube.  ha.

Hey, this Amy Winehouse look alike Frankie Jordan is cool.  Let's just say, they should just wipe Amy Winehouse off the album cover, insert Frankie and move on.  She's way better than trainwreck Wino.  

Megan Corcorie is sleeved with a tattoo and has a 2 year old.  Recent divorcee'...omg the stories you hear on this show.  

She's beautifull.  Not sure about that voice, what is it?  Hmm.  Very interesting.  She's spunky.  No doubt we are going to hear that one in the Top 36.  Promise you.

Ok, next after the break, a crazy haired girl raised in a van by her hippie Pa.  

Oh, they are playing David Cook music in background, any of you slackers that didn't buy the cd wouldn't know that.  

Get on with it and show me the Kellie Clarkson video dammit.  

Riverton HIgh School Senior Class President is trying to be the next David Archie.  He's Austin and he's so cute.   Weird song choice guy.   Kara likes everyone.  He's through to Hollywood.  Yippee.  He made me cry.  OMG, I am crying.  Damn this show.  I can't type through tears.

I'm not going to listen to the sad story about hippy girl.  Not gonna dew it  (ala Dana Carvey)

OH, I loved the bad audition montage.  Hilarious.    OMG, the island princess.  5' 11" without heels.  Amazon girl from the islands.  

OMG<>

This Idol Season is whackd.

xoxo

coleyque





2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I can't wait for Hollywood! I don't remember the audition shows running so long. What happened to the video?

NJ Fan

Anonymous said...

Did you see that there actually IS another show on tonight? They showed the preview at the end of last nights show.