And the winner is....a big shocker...

This is what shock and dismay looks like...omg.  

Was I shocked?  Hell no, because I told all of you that Gokey votes were not going to Adam.  It's simple math people.  

I am not sad for Adam.  He's on the cover of US Magazine before tonite's results.  He's a rock star and the AI title would have hurt him more than helped.  He'll go Daughtry on us.  Probably crazier, of course.  There are managers beating down his door, but they probably have to get past Simon first. 

So, during the Kris Allen performance with Keith Urban, were you thinking he would go country?  Probably should think about it.  Contemporary country is pretty hot still.   Taylor Swift is rolling  up to the bank in her Barbie Dream Machine and shoveling in the dough in by the fists fulls.

So, what was your favorite moment of the show?

I'll shake 'em down for you.

Hands down:  Kara's performance where she ripped her dress open.  Balls to the wall ballsy.  I loved it and I have a total new respect for that woman..and hello? she has a voice.  And that silicone sally tried to keep singing.  OMG.  Oh MY GOD what a dumbass.  

I love Santana, hated Stewart

Cyndi Lauper was sitting with her legs spread so far apart, I expected her to give birth.  She looked like she was ready for a PAP.  All that was missing was the stirrups.  

Megan Joy, thank you for getting voted off because if I had had to listen to that voice for more weeks, I personally would need hearing aids today.

Randy Jackson stole from the Michael Jackson museum to come up with that Military coat.  

Heather Locklear was in the crowd with her daughter, as she is every year.  Spoiled brat gets front row seats every year.  

David Cook was rocket hot.  He's so awesome.  What a nice, humble huge human being he is.  God shines his light on him, in his darkest hours.  That song was written for his brother, who passed 2 weeks ago, for those that did not know.  

Kara's song for the winner sucked.  It was all over the place like a hot mess.  ugh.

Did I tell y'all how much I hated work today?  Just thought I'd throw that in there.  But I did buy a new EA Sports Active game and I'm going to start xcersizin' in my livin' room like Jane Fonda did, once upon a time.

So, Simon did not stand up and cheer for Kris.  The other 3 judges, who were not raised by wolves, showed common decency and stood with applause.  Egghead Simon.  

So, tell me what you guys think.  I'll write more tomorrow.  I hope I see alot of Adam interviews.

xoxo,

ColeyB

PS. I won the office pool.