Heidi Klum has plumber butt

OMG...even supermodels are proud of their crackage. Just picture her the night of the event, getting dressed and shouting over to her hubby, Seal. "Hey honey, does this dress make my crack look smelly?" Why the hell would she want to have her butt cheeks and crack showing off. I'll tell you why. Because she is Heidi "fricken" Klum. Her voice may sound like Minnie Mouse, but her checkbook looks like she owns Disney. And with those bucks, her hot-ass husband, those yummy kids, and her Project Runway success, she will rock that crack whenever she wants.

Funniest thing I've ever heard her say...on Ellen show...Ellen asks, "So Heidi, anything you want to tell us about PRunway Season 4?" She replys, "Same shit, different people." It was hilarious. With a complete eye roll, as well. Makes you think she is sick to death of Michael Kor's giggles and black t-shirts, Nina Garcia and her straight ass hair and attitude and all the whacked clothes she has to pretend she would wear.

People, if you are not watching PJ4, you are not worthy of reading my blog. Log off!!! Ok, that's a little harsh. But seriously, it's worth your time and and trouble. I am going to go out and say that I love the wacko dude with the funky sideways cut hair. He's going to keep my interest. And the crazy platinum blonde chick. I don't know, there are lots of great characters on this season. I don't see any real jerko's yet. The lady that made the dress that drew the commment "it looks like her model was pooing out fabric on the runway" is a complete mental case. Hope they show lots of her. She's the one that grabbed the fabric and then jumped on the grass with it and rubbed grass stains into it to get texture. Nutso.

So is everyone ready for Turkey Day? Seriously, don't forget to give thanks before you dive into that volcano of mash potatoes that you build, complete with the lava flow of gravy. Even if you only give thanks that someone loves having you brighten their day. And most amazingly, some of these people you probably don't even know. I hope, no matter what you do, you have time to reflect on what 2007 has been and find yourself with a smile on your face. If not, you have 30 days appx. to turn your shitty 2007 around. So get on it.

xoxo,

ColeyB