New TV on the TIVO

My groovy co-workers occasionally recommend some good shit to watch on tv. And one of my new finds is Mission: Man Band. Seems there are 4 guys from 4 boy bands that are going to relaunch their own new MAN "not boy" Band. Mmm. I smell a stinker. And can I just tell you, I have actually met and spoken to one of the "MEN"...Chris Kirkpatrick of NSync. Smell me. Yes, I also spoke with Justin Timberlake as well. And Lance Bass and the other one were working out...so no speaking to us, and JOEY Fat-one...well he was running his mouth. But Chris and Justin were groovy. Ok, enough about me and my brush with famousness...Remember that night Amy B??? LOL
Anyway, Chris from NSync plus Rich Cronin from LFO, Bryan Abrams from Colour Me Bad..and .Jeff Timmons 98 degrees...I think it might be better than reruns of other crap.
Chelsea Handler is pretty funny still. She's opened her barn doors to a few cowboys...and likes to talk about it. funny. And Flava Flav's show is back on. I'm not watching it. Nevah!
Oh and that porn star Tera Patrick is on with her huge boobage resting on the table like they are 2 cantaloupes in a fruit bowl. She's insanely pretty, I can't believe she is a porn queen.
I can't believe that John Mayer is dating Cameron Diaz now. I don't like her. At all. I think he's cool. Maybe I'm the only one after his hanging with dummy Simpson.
I'm rambling. Can we all tell that this shit tv is killing me...I need to see some new Fall Season and quick. New TV please.

Hey, I cleaned my cube today and what do you think it says about me that I unearthed a random stash of napkins about a mile thick. They were everywhere. Why? Why am I so afraid to throw them away? I think it's because where I went to college they had a sign over every napkin dispenser that said "Save a Tree, take only one napkin"...and so now, I take 2 and when I don't need it, I save it. And now I have enough to wallpaper the entire floor.

Ok, nighty night.