Here we go peeps

I was hoping they would start the show off with someone awesome. Instead we start with jiggly belly fat chick that is awful. Seriously. Natasha Beddingfield is vomiting somewhere right now.

Did I just see butt crack?

Well, we all know that this shit isn't going to be great. This is just the way it goes, so buckle your seatbelts. Oh-kay, I get it why she is on ... she keeps bringing up Paula.

Next up is Maddie Lewis, the girl with the Down's siblings. Well, sadly Hollywood is going to get to ruin a very sweet girl. Let's hope she gets the Carrie Underwood track.

OMG the big bug-eyed glasses dude. Ok, the skinny "can I get a holla" was singing Womanizer for 3 minutes before I recognized the song. Sassy Simon. Ok, he is a freak. Randy, Dude, great hang...but stop singing forever. Kara has to cop a feel of the weirdo. It will take her months to get that funk off him.

Are they stacking the deck this early for a woman winner? Woman seem to be more successful as winners. Carrie, Kelly, and Chris Daughtry are really all that have made a mark. Jordan Sparks did have that Chris Brown duet "No Air" that was awesome.
Just to remind you all. Kris Allen. Who? Ugh.

Let's dish on the judges a bit. Hey, looks like Randy got that lapband tighted up a bit...he's skinny again. Victoria Beckham is a skeletor. Seriously, the makeup is what is keeping her eyeballs in the socket. That's black grout around her eyes...holding those bug eyes in place. Simone's Hanes Beefy-T looks a little thinner this year, due to the frequent nipple poke-age.

Well, big Italian dude goes through. You know when they go to people's homes they make it through. ha ha. Free ticket to Hollywood, and home again soon Momma. What a bunch of Guido's.

Derek the spiritual needs to work on ...well I can't say it. You can see it yourself. He graditated (not a word). Sorry Seems to be the Hardest Word. I like that song by Elton. OMG, OMG...I've never seen anyone that can control singing through their nose so well. OH LORD, that was great...because you know, he thinks he's good. Tivo blip

Now let's talk about these contestants. I swear to God, I dress better to go to the mall than audition on National TV. Are all the mirrors broken in Boston? Some of these chicks don't own a hairbrush or tweezers.

Ooohhhh Showdown in Beantown...Kara versus dweeb Johnny Depp wannabe. .. after the break. What a loser. He had a decent enough voice to get to Hollywood.

Ok, due to battery and internet situation conditions, I am having to cut this one short.

More tonite.

ColeyB