I'm back after a brief sabbatical

I decided I would write again when I found something fun to write about...namely the news after Idol.  OMG, what a fucking buzzkill that was.  I mean seriously.  That season really ended with a big old clunker.  The winner is as exciting as watching grass grow.  And all we really get is Clay Aiken taking pot shots?  As if?  Mr. Spamalot is the spokesperson of who should win Idol.  By the way, you did take second place like Adam, Gayken.  

I love that Adam pot shotted back with "if this is how Clay gets his name in headlines, I'm happy to help him out.  We hadn't heard anything about him for awhile, had we?"   Meoww...hiissssss...cat claws out!

There's nothing I like more than a gay piss-off.  

Well, I got nothing else.  Except Everyone think of ME on Tuesday when the game I work on "the Sims 3" ships on Tuesday!  Whoo Hoo!

Ok, xoxo.  

L8tr Sk8trs

And the winner is....a big shocker...

This is what shock and dismay looks like...omg.  

Was I shocked?  Hell no, because I told all of you that Gokey votes were not going to Adam.  It's simple math people.  

I am not sad for Adam.  He's on the cover of US Magazine before tonite's results.  He's a rock star and the AI title would have hurt him more than helped.  He'll go Daughtry on us.  Probably crazier, of course.  There are managers beating down his door, but they probably have to get past Simon first. 

So, during the Kris Allen performance with Keith Urban, were you thinking he would go country?  Probably should think about it.  Contemporary country is pretty hot still.   Taylor Swift is rolling  up to the bank in her Barbie Dream Machine and shoveling in the dough in by the fists fulls.

So, what was your favorite moment of the show?

I'll shake 'em down for you.

Hands down:  Kara's performance where she ripped her dress open.  Balls to the wall ballsy.  I loved it and I have a total new respect for that woman..and hello? she has a voice.  And that silicone sally tried to keep singing.  OMG.  Oh MY GOD what a dumbass.  

I love Santana, hated Stewart

Cyndi Lauper was sitting with her legs spread so far apart, I expected her to give birth.  She looked like she was ready for a PAP.  All that was missing was the stirrups.  

Megan Joy, thank you for getting voted off because if I had had to listen to that voice for more weeks, I personally would need hearing aids today.

Randy Jackson stole from the Michael Jackson museum to come up with that Military coat.  

Heather Locklear was in the crowd with her daughter, as she is every year.  Spoiled brat gets front row seats every year.  

David Cook was rocket hot.  He's so awesome.  What a nice, humble huge human being he is.  God shines his light on him, in his darkest hours.  That song was written for his brother, who passed 2 weeks ago, for those that did not know.  

Kara's song for the winner sucked.  It was all over the place like a hot mess.  ugh.

Did I tell y'all how much I hated work today?  Just thought I'd throw that in there.  But I did buy a new EA Sports Active game and I'm going to start xcersizin' in my livin' room like Jane Fonda did, once upon a time.

So, Simon did not stand up and cheer for Kris.  The other 3 judges, who were not raised by wolves, showed common decency and stood with applause.  Egghead Simon.  

So, tell me what you guys think.  I'll write more tomorrow.  I hope I see alot of Adam interviews.

xoxo,

ColeyB

PS. I won the office pool.  

Last American Idol Post of Season 8 - well maybe

Well, here we are people.  Last night's show was interesting.  Adam mopped up the floor with Kris's tiny mustache.  Or was that a chocolate milk stain.  Looks ridiculous.

I just have to say Adam is the most entertaining Idol we have ever had come to the finals.  He was amazing.   Carrie Underwood rocked.  The rest of them were just filler.  Paula's dress looked like it came from discount rack at The Dress Barn and Kara had her hair done by a drag queen.  But no one, AND I MEAN, NO ONE, was dressed worse than Randy.    HELLO?    All I could see was Chris Farley and the Matt Foley Skit "I live in a van down by the river".  It was the same plaid suit.  

So, who will win?  Should be Adam, but if the gay haters blow it out and voted last night, Kris "milk toast" Allen from Arkansas will be our winner.  Atleast he isn't from a densely populated state that will vote on geography alone.  

More later skaters.

ColeyB

And then there were two...

So, as I predicted, Adam & Allen showdown.  Hokey Pokey Gokey is headed back to the land of cheese don'tcha know.  Let's give a big Lambeau Leap to our Packer fan Danny and wish him the best on his record, sure to release this fall.  I predict a Clay Aiken career for him.  He could be the next Dave Matthews.  Not cool enough, I know.

So a Kris and Adam finale.  Wow.  Milk toast man and Acid rocker.  What a spectrum of personality we have here. 

And only 1,000,000 votes separate them.  Now, listen people.  I believe Adam is in trouble.  I predict a Kris Allen win, and I'll tell you why.  The 20 or so million votes that went to Gokey, now have to go somewhere, theoretically.  I predict they will go to Kris before they go to Adam.  I'm just sayin'.  I think Kris and Gokey split the votes.  And more Gokeys will go to Kris.  

I really like Kris, to be honest.  I think Adam is more talented and we all know he does NOT need the win to get a rock album produced.  No problem.  Archuleta did just fine without winning.  

So, I thought the show was great.  But my buddy Sheila was over and we were yappin' and eating tacos and I just wasn't into watching the show. Sorry.  I missed Jordin.  I'll watch it tomorrow.  

xoxo peeps.  Our Season 8 is almost over.

Oh, and you can buy Daughtry's new single on Itunes now.  Yummy.

And for those of you who have not bought K. Clarkson...what the hell?  You are missing out.  It's really a great album.  I hear like 5 hits on that thing.  If you buy one song on Itunes, "Don't Make Me Stop You" is one song that you will hear in your head over-and-over.  It's so great.   Has that anthem feel like some of her first super megahits from Breakaway.  

zzzzz..........

Three Little PIggies...singing on the stage...

Here we go...2 songs each.  It's a two-fer night.  

Gokey, Kris and Adam.  Have we ever had a final 3 of testosterone?  Hasn't there always been a set of boobies in there?  It's odd to me tonite.  By the way, Alison was on ELLEN and she busted it out awesome.

So, Pauler puts Gokey in the dumper from the get-go.  Terrence Trent Duh-by?  What?  Even Gokey didn't know it.  So, yuk.  And he did aiirright, but not enough to win my vote.

Kris Allen...Apologize.  Awesome song.  Love One Republic.  Oooh Look...they got him behind the piano.  That's nice.   Ok, so it was ok, but not a barn burner really.  He is just kind of sortof boring.  I've always said that. 

And now for Adam.  Um, say what you will, but he is the winner you know.  Seriously.

So, of course, Simon pulls in the big U2 guns and hello?  ONE hell of a performance.  I hate to say it but I love that gay boy.

SONG'S #2:  What is Hokey Pokey Gokey going to choose to sing?  You Are So Beautiful by Joe Cocker.  Great choice.  Let's see if he pulls it off.    Oh, this is just stunningly beautiful.  Like the perfect arrangement for his voice.  It MADE IT HIS OWN.  And it went from ballad to energetic  and passionate.   Now I see glimpses of David Cook in him on this performance.  I think he nailed it and may have just locked in #2 position for next week.  Seriously.  Nice, nice job and more importantly stunning emotion and passion.  Randy and Kara agree with me, wisely.  Pauler loved it.  Simon...here we go.  WOW  Vocal Master Class.  Now, I hope the 12 year olds with their fingers 

Kris Allen....SINGING KANYE WEST, Heartless.  NUH-Uh?  What?  If his plan is to bust out, he may just do it.  Crazy.  I can't wait to hear this.  Ok, so this is insane.  It's so risky.  He has some rappin' going on and no backup music.  Just acoustic guitar.   Wow.  That was crazy.  I loved it.  I swear I cannot believe that guy pulled that out.   Betcha' Simon hated it, I'll tell you 'indulgent' will come out of his mouth.    Paula, we are so sick of you digging at Simon.  Seriously.  OK, Simon shocked me and he says he was great.  So, good job.  

Ok, I have to say, Kris and Adam finale would make me happy.  Really.  With Adam winning it all.  I would be happy if Kris won though.  Or Gokey.  I guess that means none of them really are my FAVES.  Listen, when Daughtry was voted out, I was so depressed.  I cried.  I was despondent.  Seriously.  And if David Cook had lost, I would have cried crocodile tears.  Can you guys believe I didn't watch Kelly Clarkson win in the first season?  And Carrie Underwood was killer and I loved Bo Bice.  Ok, so thanks for letting me go down memory lane.  For those of you who wanted to see Fantasia, Reuben, Taylor or Jordan have a big career...sorry.  (though Jordan has some awesome songs, and let's be thankful Chris Brown didn't whack her in the studio.)  

Adam...Aerosmith...Crying.  This is going to KILL.  OMG.  I cannot wait.  Thanks to TIVO I don't have to...and can play it dozens of times.  And I will.    I hate the backup bitch that is stepping on Adam's vocal.  Who the hell is that?  Sounds like Melinda Doolittle.  

Ok, I like Aerosmith's version better, but whatever, who cares...he's a rock star.  Our first gay Rock star, if you don't count David Lee Roth.  

xoxo,

ColeyB

Couch wars

OMG, my hub and I have been at each other's throats today.  He wants a freaking sectional sofa with a recliner in the end. 

WTF?  How old are we?  90?  Seriously.

I can't stand it.  He's calling me a furniture snob and if Ethan Allen made it I wouldn't care.

And he's so rude.  I was googling sectional sofas.  And he kept saying "type in L-shaped couch" which I thought was retarded.  And I looked over and can you believe he found 'lshapedcouches.com" or some shit like that.  

There is some good news.  We are moving our tv into the kitchen, so I can watch tv and COOK at the same time...and we can eat and watch tv, just like the nice white trash suburbanites we were raised to be.   And then, we are getting a flat screen for the living room.  Whoo Hoo.

Of course, he want's one the size of a billboard, and I'm saying NO, we aren't getting it where it looks like the freaking Survivor people are in my living room WITH me at Survival Council.   Hey, maybe they could vote GREG off the couch!

ha 

How's your weekend.  Mine has been slightly uneventful, except I lost my sunglasses.  I think I left them at my friend's store.  

BYE now

Last Night's Show

Sorry, but super busy and no time to blog.  

I hated the duets getting judged.  

Adam killed...Danny ...meh....Alison great...Kris...um, not sure?

I think Alison is going home.  

Thoughts?

Paula Performs Tomorrow Night

All I can say is "OH LORD HELP US".  

I can feel my butt clenching already.  It will be cringe-worthy for sure.  I hope the Ford Commercial doesn't upstage her, that's all I'm saying.

Prove me wrong Pauler.  

BTW, Your boobies look nice above and your arms are so toned for a 50 year old.  (not her real age but I know "Forever Your Girl" was ages ago, right?)  You go grandma-in-training.

If you want to hear the song early, (there might be one of you out there), go to Ryan Seacrest's website for KIIS fm and you can click away.

PS:  I admit I did it and it's a cross between Madonna's "MUSIC" and Britney.  That's all I'm sayin'.  Techno pop.  Highly voice engineered.  

coley 'with her cat claws clenched' b

Thanks JenG for the scoop!