OMG, I'm watching that lame ass movie that Kelly Clarkson and Justin Guarini made. I'm sorry but nothing else is on...And Kelly Clarkson 8 years ago is amazing. OMG, she was a NOBODY. She has horrible hair highlights that look like worms.
It's a 19 Enterntainment produced movie. Remember that crappy movie that they hooked her into making? I hope she made a s-load of cash. I think this is supposed to be like Frankie Vallie /Annette Funicello Beach Blanket Bingo kind of thing right?
Oh crap, Justin is on the screen now. Ok, I'm 3 minutes into this. Seriously, I think it's time to mute. It's hard to think Justin is a play-ah. He's gay. Seriously.
Ok, Kelly's chubby butt is on the sands of Miami beach and she's wearing green combat shorts. Oh lord it's a freaking musical. OMG. It's High School Musical on sand. Switching channels now!
Sorry I subjected you to this horrible experience. I hope I can sleep tonite.
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I remember that movie. Watched like 2 minutes before sticking a fork in my eye. Brutal. I think Saw 17 was better. Cole, I need to hear your thoughts on that tool Kanye West. What a complete ass. And douchebag. And disrespectful trash. And he is really small by the way. He could be an extra in the new Hobbit movies. What a prick
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