Hello...it's almost too hot to blog

Ok, what the f? I left this heat and humidity behind in Texas I thought. It seems God is playing a weather trick on me and giving me 104 degree temps on Saturday. I got my wig dusted and busted (haircut) on Saturday, and I looked at her like she was nuts when she lifted the blowdryer. It's 104 outside, we are not blowing my hair dry. Seriously.

I went home to watch all my TIVOs for the week. And here's what I think...

The Good Wife - great show. Do not miss it.
Modern Family - Funny, hope it grows on me
Community - Love Joel McHale and Chevy Chase, but the pace of the show is seriously show...and off. I feel like Chevy is trying too hard to be Michael Scott.

Despite a major protest during TV negotiations, my husband prevailed and Grey's Anatomy stayed on the TIVO list. It was a good 2 hour premiere, I admit, but .... yawn. It's hard to look at Katherine Heigl and not see her as a whiny-ass movie star now.

Curb Your Enthusiasm..awesome as always, Entourage...of course excellent.

Bored to Death: new HBO with Jason Schwartzman Awesomeness. think Big Lebowski meets Columbo. I think.

Why is Khloe Kardashian getting married, and why do I care?

Did I tell you my new cellphone ring tone is the Theme to American Idol. Ha ha. People laugh when it comes on. My hubby screams..."Idol...your phone is ringing. It's Paula!" LOL

I didn't watch Amazing Race yet or Madman from tonite. I will tell you that this is the BEST Survivor ever, already. There is a 'mean ass' guy who got up in the middle of the night and poured out all the canteens of water, after he drank tons of it himself, and then he through a few random socks in the fire, just to be mean. He's a multi-millionaire oilman from Houston and does not even need the money. He's doing it to prove how easy it is to win the show. Drama-A-Rama Llama.

Can one of you genius's please tell me why I keep getting emails that "so and so" is following you on Twitter. Don't you have to approve people to follow you? Like Facebook friends. Seriously, there are like 20 strangers following me. I don't and haven't Tweeted in like months. If I want to talk, it ain't gonna be squeezed into 140 characters or less. I can't even get my point across is less than 500 characters I'm thinking.

Good night.

Kelly Clarkson Sings on YouTube

Hey, wanna watch a video of Kelly Clarkson singing "The Climb" (Miley Cyrus's current hit) with her 2 backup singers.

What would we do without YouTube?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCdpSZmXB5o&feature=player_embedded

What's on my TIVO for new Fall TV?

My new favorite show is guaranteed to be "COMMUNITY". Starring Joel McHale from The Soup, and has Chevy Chase. enough said. Here'a preview clip. WArning, it gives alot of the first show funnies up...I hate that but it was so funny I couldn't stop watching.

http://www.eonline.com/videos/v22050957001_Fall_Preview_Community.html

In the drama category, I am adding THE GOOD WIFE to Must See ColeyTV(tm) . I loves me some Chris Noth and Julianna Marguiles was the only thing besides Clooney that kept me watching ER. Glad to see you back, girlfriend.

Of course, I'll be watching flipping all the REality shows because I wasn't able to make it to TV Rehab this summer so, my addiction continues...Survivor, Amazing Race...both on the docket. I think this might be my last season of Grey's Anatomy. We know too much about their personal lives now and they don't seem like characters anymore. Katherine Heigl is a movie star...as is Patrick Dempsey...and I don't know.

Ugly Betty ...well, the cheese has fallen off that cracker. I'm sort of done with that. But, no doubt I'll watch it...addiction, see paragraph above.

Ok, that's my early warning. Oh and don't watch Melrose Place. As if.

Ok, My view on Kanye

First, that drunk tool is getting more media attention than he deserves and this is what he wanted anyway. He likes being outrageous and so we reward him by talking about it. It's like reporting on the people that jump from the Golden Gate Bridge...they don't. Because they don't want to make it look cool and bring it to the public, thus encouraging other people to seek the notoriety.

And Kanye seeks negative notoriety, because he's a fame whore. It's like bad kids. Any attention, even if parents are beating them, is still attention.

Honestly, I don't know why they are so shocked at this behavior. And MTV deserves exactly what they got by not denying him access to the show after his last stunts. MTV is partially to blame. I would respect them so much if he got a 5 year ban, just like people caught doing drugs do in the sport world. And hello??? Did they not see him drinking directly from a Hennessy bottle on the red carpet and in the audience. What message does that send to the MTV target audience? Who by the way are not of drinking age yet...some of them.

Kelly Clarkson had the best blog of all...this is from the website The Superficial, where the guy who writes if funny as fuck.
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Kelly Clarkson hopped on her blog to tell Kanye West about himself:

Dear Kanye,
What happened to you as a child?? Did you not get hugged enough?? Something must have happened to make you this way and I think we're all just curious as to what would make a grown man go on national television and make a talented artist, let alone teenager, feel like shit. I mean, I've seen you do some pretty shitty things, but you just keep amazing me with your tactless, asshole ways. It's absolutely fascinating how much I don't like you. I like everyone. I even like my asshole ex that cheated on me over you...which is pretty odd since I don't even personally know you. The best part of this evening is that you weren't even up for THIS award and yet you still have a problem with the outcome. Is winning a moon man that much of a life goal?? You can have mine if it will shut you up. Is it that important, really??
I was actually nominated in the same category that Taylor won and I was excited for her...so why can't you be?? I'm not even mad at you for being an asshole...I just pity you because you're a sad human being.
On a side note, Beyonce has always been a class act and proved again tonight that she still is. Go TEXAS!!
Taylor Swift, you outsell him ....that's why he's bitter. You know I love your work! Keep it up girl! KC :)
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Because writing full paragraphs is hard, other celebs took to their Twitters to bash Kanye:
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"Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me." - Pink

"FUCK U KANYE. IT'S LIKE U STEPPED 0N A KITTEN." - Katy Perry

"I'm gonna say this, we should always have respect for each other! End of discussion" - Diddy

"congrats @taylorswift13 on your vma!!! you deserve it more than anyone!! I saw the devil in action when kanye west stole your mic! u rock!!!" - Heidi Montag

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Kanye only continued to be the egotistical tool he has always been, and for everyone to be surprised, surprises me! Ban him and keep him off air, and watch what happens...and then forgive him, because he has some talent but needs to learn a harsh lesson...like Michael Vick.

Ok Jeffro...thanks for asking for my opinion.

Now let's hear what everyone else thinks about Taylor being a cross-over artist now. Wow! BY the way she is the first female to be nominated for Entertainer of the Year by the CMA in 9 years...Faith HIll was the last. I bet she wins. Watch it!

Personally, I think Taylor is rocketed by her songs. She can write some fucking good lyrics. But her voice is nothing compared to the other woman in her league...Pink, Kelly Clarkson, Beyonce'. Even Lady Blah Blah.

BYe now.

From Justin to Kelly

OMG, I'm watching that lame ass movie that Kelly Clarkson and Justin Guarini made. I'm sorry but nothing else is on...And Kelly Clarkson 8 years ago is amazing. OMG, she was a NOBODY. She has horrible hair highlights that look like worms.

It's a 19 Enterntainment produced movie. Remember that crappy movie that they hooked her into making? I hope she made a s-load of cash. I think this is supposed to be like Frankie Vallie /Annette Funicello Beach Blanket Bingo kind of thing right?

Oh crap, Justin is on the screen now. Ok, I'm 3 minutes into this. Seriously, I think it's time to mute. It's hard to think Justin is a play-ah. He's gay. Seriously.

Ok, Kelly's chubby butt is on the sands of Miami beach and she's wearing green combat shorts. Oh lord it's a freaking musical. OMG. It's High School Musical on sand. Switching channels now!

Sorry I subjected you to this horrible experience. I hope I can sleep tonite.

ELLEN ON IDOL!!!!!!!!!!

OMG. If you could hear me now, I'm telling you I am giddy and almost speechless. Thank you everyone that gave the me head's up because the lame ass radio show I listen to in the am must have talked all about it before I got in the car.

People, can you imagine how hysterical she is going to be? CAn't you see her making faces at Simon. Or trying to slip the tongue to Kara? I bet they split the girls up because Ellen will be flirting too much with KD.

Ellen will cry alot too. I love her. LOVE her. I mean seriously, she's my all-time "if I was Lesbian for a day" crush. She's so funny. You know funny is an aphrodisiac to me. I can't believe spell check didn't highlight that word. Did I spell it correctly? I almost shouted over the cube wall...how do you spell aphrodisiac but stopped myself. Can you imagine?

Well, what to do, what to do. I wish I could slip into a four month coma so I wouldn't have to endure the wait. I'd wake up just before my birthday on Dec. 5....sleep again until Jesus' bday, and then awake for the Idol Premiere. Notice I chose to sleep through the New Year's eve celebration. Does that give you a hint as to how boring I am? I don't think I have ever been to a NYE party in my life.

Later...I hear my boss coming.

Helloooooo! It's Me! Yes, it's really me.

Ok, I'm so embarrassed. I logged on for the first time today...it's been exactly 1 month since I last posted. My self-imposed blog rehab is complete. What did I learn in rehab.

Well, I learned that there is life outside the blog. I found that when crazy quirky shit happened to me, I simply did not need to share it with the world...and it would be ok.

I learned that people missed me.

I learned that I missed you too.

And so, with 30 days behind me, I logged on, only to find that people kept coming to the blog. I was clued in when I got an random alert that 'so-and-so' was now "following me on Twitter". WTF? Twitter? Where am I going on Twitter? I vaguely remember getting a Twitter account but seriously, between that and Facebook and this blog and my knitting store and my knitting website and my fall knitting class schedule, I'm on fucking OVERLOAD.

I'm rockin' it old school now. I bought a spiral bound notebook for my purse. The old school Palm Pilot. Good old paper and pen and no fucking batteries or chargers. My Blackberry has failed me so many times lately. I keep missing meetings because they 'fell off my calendar' according to IT. I looked at the bottom of my purse and I see no letters spilled down there, so PLEASE explain to me how I missed my 10:30 am meeting dammit.

So 8 people logged on today and I've had 150 visits this week. Who the hell is reading this blog and why? I'm thrilled but seriously, I thought there were like 17 of you out there. Tink is the only one that writes me. Jeffro has left the planet.

So, I survived the Bay Bridge Shutdown 2009, got the t-shirt and came out unscathed. How about y'all?

My yarn store is good. Pretty funny actually. The people range from crazy to super-crazy and a lot in between there.

What is everyone going to watch in the new fall season? You know the filler time between summer and American Idol? LOL

Community with Joel McHale and Chevy Chase is all I can see that is interesting so far. Maybe the show the the dad from Married with Children.

So, I'll try to write more often. And thanks for coming to visit my blog. I still loves you lotsie.

xoxo.