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Blogstress, Cole Bronn, writes little tidbits and occasionally rants about American Idol and other celebrity gossip. And she knits too.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Last Night's Top 12

Sorry for the late post, but I had laptop functionality issues...in that I forgot it at my desk at work. ha.

Well, first of all, if you don't have TIVO or a DVR, I'm sincerely sorry that you had to listen to the post-performance pow wows with Ryan and whatever family member got drug along to the show. I hope you utilized this time wisely by heading to the refrigerator or bathroom, or argued with a spouse, as I did. He controls the remote, and does not click fast enough for me. I can't be bothered with drivvle.

So onto the show. You know my affection for lists...I'm an old school David Letterman Top 10 List admirer from way back. So, here's my take on last night. I call it...

The Top Ten Things that Caught My Eye

10. Ryan wore a sweater over a button down. Umm, if you Google Brian Dinkleman, I believe this was his wardrobe of choice in Season 1, and we know where that got him.
9. Pauler had pillow hair. While we know she was trying to look hip and channel the red head in the B-52's, it came across as either Simon whacked her in the back of head for being stoopid, or she ran to the set after taking a nap, bypassing hair and makeup. I predict a combo of both.
8. Kara the new judge. Magnificent. I love her, I love her, I love her. She did over use the term "rips" but I will forgive...this time.
7. Danny Gokey. I don't care if he's a widower. And a church school music teacher. He's so interesting. I worry he may get compared to Cook pretty quickly. (He's sort of too good, maybe he's Jesus in disquise. I often think about that...keeps me on straight and narrow.)
6. Nice girl, turned hooker. Why? Why didn't they tell Anoop to get more 'dirty' or sexy? WTF?
5. Black spandex pants. Someone hates her in wardrobe. That was the equivalent of getting your food spit in, behind the scenes. Someone told her that BeetleJuice getup was good, and she bought it and paired it with Elvis. What?
4. Simon is extra spice already. Why? I think he is trying to manipulate the vote.
3. Song choices suck. Do contestants actually watch past seasons? Apparently not.
2. People are pretty good this season, overall. I haven't seen but one really bad one.
1. Tatiana. Who sent her to "how not to be obnoxious" school? That girl is a dark horse if I ever saw one. She CAN sing. No doubt.

Bye now. Love you all. More tonite.

xoxo

2 comments:

tinkfromcalif said...

THANK GOD SHE IS GONNNNEEEEEE!!!
Was Tatiannoying on drugs last night or what? OMG I wanted to go thru the tv and smack the shit out of her.
I voted for Danny & Alexis but not for the other one who went thru...was kinda hoping for Annop but maybe he will be a wild card. How does the wild card work? I didn't watch the first couple of years of AI so I have no clue what they do.

Jeffro said...

They are doing things different this year. After the 36 sing, they will have 9 spots filled for the top twelve. How are they filling the last three spots?? Wild card round? Are the remaining 27 competeing for that or is it judges pick? I don't think we have seen the last of Tatiana. Sorry Tink.