Tuesday Night's Show...down to 3 rooms of idol wannabes

People, it was a pretty good show for me. Here's a couple of thoughts as I saw it from the cheaps seats...

1. I hope I get to be the first to let you in on this scoop. That girl, Kristen McNamara, is a former contestant on "Nashville Star". That girl has sung at everything from the SF Giants National Anthem to the ribbon cutting of Mr. Lou's House of Fine Wigs. She is dying dying dying to be a star. Lord she found Idol finally, and she should have started there before Nashville Star because she's alot better than that little Filipino girl was last year. (how quickly we forget their names) Better than Kristy Lee Cook, too.

2. Kara needs a stylist. What was that lace blouse all about and that whacked bun job of a hair do? She looked like Miss Kitty from Gunsmoke. Kara, this ain't no saloon in Dodge City. (everyone under age of 30, I know you are confused. Google it)

3. Why does Pauler think her jewelry is the bomb. That necklace of hers looked like a mix of cd roms, fishing lures and satellite dish parts ready to send signals back to 'her people' on Planet Paula: Land of the Loonies. OMG, I wish I could draw, I'd turn that into a comic book.

4. Tatiana is this season's Sanjaya. I'm telling you. There is no way they have given her this much tv time, drama induced weirdness by switching rooms, only to off her tomorrow night. I hope I'm wrong and we have seen the last of that muu-muu wearing freakshow with the giggle mating call...but I fear I am right.

5. What the fuck with Chris Brown beating up Rihanna. I just can't get it out of my head. You'd swear she was my cousin, as upset as I am. O Lord, I forgot, this is an Idol update. But seriously, I have heard so many rumors. The lady selling me my Grande Toffee Nut Latte, no whip, this morning told me this...and I quote "Well, if she gave me an STD, I'd smack her down too." OMG. OMG. She did not just say sharing an STD justifies domestic violence. Sadly, she did. And SHE'S A WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!! I know, I know, back to Idol.

6. They put that freak NOrman through. Why? Sanjaya #2. I'm telling you they are giving that website Vote for the Worst plenty to talk about.

7. Jason Castro's brother got cut. Just goes to show you, it's not who you know. In his case, it probably hurt him. They did not need another 'dull as dishwater' singer this season.

8. So, my early favorite in this shindig is that guy Danny Geoki (sp?) pronounced go-kee. YOu know the one who's wife died. He's so awesome. HOWEVER, I am really liking Andy Lambert (black nail polish, big ring, black hair, sort of a grown up Joe Jonas). He's hot. (Andy, not Joe Jonas...ok, JJ is cute to, if I've feeling pervy, which I'm not because actually, even though JJ dumped Taylor Swift, I think it's because he's gay. Don't tell anyone, but he'll pull a Doogie Howser/Lance Bass one day when his bros are married w/children and everyone starts to look at JJ and go 'what's up?' Time to lose that chastity ring, dude.

9. Someone needed to tell Paula she was not at a rodeo. What's with those 'roping cattle' moves, standing on a chair? Actually, I've seen that move at the Chippendales Club when some ho-bag is winding up to toss her panties on stage. I'll have to tell you that story from College days one day. Ok, how about now? I went to this male strip joint, got drunker than Cooter Brown, was screaming like a tramp, when who did I see take the stage??? My eyes almost popped out of their sockets. If it were not for the screaming and gasp of my dear friend next to me, I might not have believed it. But sure enough, it was HER BOYFRIEND!!! Shakin' his groove thing for all the co-eds to see. OMG. And, he had something to shake, let me tell you what. It was classic, because my friend was alway pimping him around as such a hottie and so sweet. And I guess he felt the need to spread the love. That one made the Top 10 List of most memorable moments in college. And it was only my Freshman year. Actually, I can't even remember anything more, except the time I got pulled over by the Campus Cops while riding a moped in my flannel nightgown during a snow storm. I'll save that one for later. Really. Back to Idol.
10. I really like Ju'not Jensen...the black dude that had the little child. He's great.

Alright, can't wait until tomorrow night.

Here's my prelim list of who's making it:
Andy Lambert
Matt Giraud
Danny Geoki
Jamar Rogers
Anoop Desai
Mary something Bogdanovich ??
Lil Round
Kristen McNamara
Tatiana yukko bitch
Alexis Grace
Jasmine Murray
Junot Jensoen
Stephen Fowler
Casey Carlson
Jorge Nunez
Joanna Pettici


That's the 16 I could think of. And I leave you with this burning question? Why did they put through that Fruit Loop Nathaniel with the red sunglasses and weird lip piercing that looks like a tick? Remember he's the cryer that said on stage he 'had to sing, it was on his skin, and just had to get released.' Oh brother. He needs to be in the next Silence of the Lambs movie. I'd pay to see Hanibal handle his skin problems! muh-waha ha ha ha...

xoxo,

ColeyB