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Blogstress, Cole Bronn, writes little tidbits and occasionally rants about American Idol and other celebrity gossip. And she knits too.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Nathanial Marshall and Tatiana:

The new David Bowie? A Wild John McEnroe? NO, I say a cross between Olivia Newton John in the "Let's Get Physical" video and Kevin Bacon in FlashDance. OMG, he's whack.

OMG, his mom is in prison. I feel like deep fried poo-poo now.

I still don't think he deserves to be in this. Let's see the results....dum.dum.dum.dum. OMG, he's in.
Dude is out. Fruit loop is in.

OMG, I think I have the strategy of this season figured out. They are keeping so many bad people in this season, to confuse the VOTE FOR THE WORST people. They have so much to choose from. Tatiana, Nick/Norman, Nathanial Marshall. Pick one, they all suck.

Kris Allen is hot.

The people at the end are really good, that's why we aren't seeing much about them I think. Mmm Hmm.

Are you believing they are playing out this show with Daughtry music. They have a huge love for the Daughtry. I'm telling you...last year they played out "Home" and now it's "What about Now?". I love Chris Daughtry. He's my favorite Idol...


Hey, everyone, I've been meaning to tell you that there is an awesome song on a Kid Rock cd that cracks my ass up. It's called "I'm a Low Life" and one of the lines is..."I've got kids I've never seen, and their momma's 17". Hilarious. "I take strippers to breakfast, you can add that to my checklist, I'm a low life. I laugh at racist jokes , blah blah blah." It's really funny.

Well, the oil rig guy and other dude are in the last slots, fighting it out. Yeah, they are both in! Awesome. The married guys are in.

Hey, I saw the top of Ryan's tighty whiteys when they dude lifted him up. ha ha.

OK, peeps this season is going to be freaking awesome.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

i can't believe they let in those two freak shows, but kicked out Jamar (the best friend of Danny). I'm so irriatated now.

Anonymous said...

What?? No mention of your adventures with Dee Dee?

(From her loving husband)

Anonymous said...

you're missing a great conversation with me, Larry, Nate, and Heidi about last nights show.

Anonymous said...

They gave Joanna Pacitti the boot. Replaced her with someone else. Rumor has it she has close connections with people at 19 records.

NJ Fan

Anonymous said...

Good Lord, I can't believe that they let that hyena through - Tatiana. Her video on the official site is competely obnoxious. Here is the link:

http://www.americanidol.com/videos/season_8/tatiana_nicole_del_toro

Here is she with that laid back dude and she is posing the entire time. And then, laughing like a hyena.

She better not last too long. YUCK!