Drama O-Rama on Idol

So, for those of you that don't watch soap operas, Gossip Girl, Desperate Housewives, etc., last night's Idol show was probably quite shocking. For those of us that DO watch the soaps, that show was just another day at the office. Quite weak by 'drama' standards. Just because Seacrest kept saying "More drama in Hollywood Weak (not a misspell) than ever before" does not mean it delivered.

Listen, I'm eight seasons into this and I guess I am getting a little bitter around the edges. Are we really supposed to think that orange sunglass wearing freaky cryer guy was our NEXT AMERICAN IDOL??? I mean Constantine Maroulis would have been better.

Best news of the night, Bikini girl is gone. I bet if she stopped prancing around with her ass stuck out in hooker stilettos, her scoliosis would miraculously go away. That girl was a princess that happened to kind of sing well, but her outlook on how to achieve things is life got in her way of stardom. Dumbass.

I was sad the blond girl Rose got cut. I thought she was cute and had talent as a singer. Different voice.

Danny continues to be my favorite. He's awesome. He will have a record, no doubt. Not with Gwen Stefani, don't get confused.

I hate Group Night. It's so cheesy. I would pay a dollar to see one of those acts at the mall. LAME. Why do they do that? Is it Idol's version of torture and boot camp rolled into one? Let's see how they handle and sing with NO SLEEP! Huh? I'm pretty sure musicians sleep and rest their vocal cords appropriately as needed.

Kara is starting to look more like Blair Waldorf on Gossip Girl every week. I think she had a headband on from the BW collection this week.

Ryan has not grown any over the summer. I thought he'd hit puberty soon and shoot up a few inches.

Randy needs a few new words added to his vocab. Yo Yo Yo (counted as one word, since always said in three's), dawg, dude, sorry man, What?, This Season is Crazy, It's a No, Welcome to Hollywood, I like you man, mad vocals, this dude can sing... that is the Randy Jackson dictionary, which would fit on one side of a recipe card.

So, we should peel down to the 36 soon!!!

xoxo,

ColeyB