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Blogstress, Cole Bronn, writes little tidbits and occasionally rants about American Idol and other celebrity gossip. And she knits too.

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

No Kidding...a Fish Bit me today!!!



OMG, I got bit by a fish. I have never been so shocked in my life. Growing up on Texas Gulf Coast and swimming in the freakin' lake all summer...I've never been bitten by a fish. So, here's how it happened...

Went snorkeling. I remember from our honeymoon that the snorkeler dive master dude gave us all packets of crackers to lure the fish. Well the only thing we had were some kettle potato chips..cheddar herb flavor. Well, I headed out with snorkle mast and all the gear..and here they came. It was insane. And one got aggressive for the chip..and got my finger instead. I couldn't believe I actually felt fish teeth. I screamed, which meant the mouthpiece fell out of my mouth and now I am choking. I never swam so fast in my life because I wasn't sure I wasn't bleeding. Could have been a fucking piranha. That bastard fish had some little needles for teeth, but sadly it didn't even break the skin. I was disappointed because it made my story less exciting. But Greg did swear he saw the red marks. And I guess he was watching me pretty close from shore in case I started to drown, and he saw me pop up.

Guess what else. Matthew McCaughnehey and Ben Stiller and Jack Black were spotted on island today. hee hee

And I saved the best for last....

I bought a ukelele today and took a lesson. I LOVE it. I got a songbook so I can learn to play Patsy Cline's CRAZY.

My videos will be on YouTube soon.
Well, let's see if I can upload some stellar sunrises...

Mahalo!!!

2 comments:

Lu said...

Cole--this is making me laugh so hard. You and I both had random wildlife encounters on our trips. So funny.

Hey--call me when you get back, i gotta talk to you.

oh and lastly, did you see the celebs?? if not, go scout that out. Tell Matthew "hi" for me. =)

windycitynut said...

Cole, you kill me. It's like watching a movie. Did you see what kind of fish it was. It was probably Nemo!! I gotta go, I'm laughing too hard