Greetings from the beautiful island of Kauai!!! Queen Lee Lee and I are having the most spectacular time...and of course, our husbands are here too. haha. Ok, I have just overdosed on coconut...I drank a coco-tini...which is coconut, pineapple a bunch of other juice and the glass was rimmed in toasted coconut. Then I ate coconut shrimp and had coconut rice with my Opah Fish. Now I am choking down a coconut cookie for dessert. YUUMMYYYY.
I have seriously been religious with the spf juice and did not get burned today at all. But I have to admit...I was the biggest kid at the pool. Me and 3-5 3rd graders took turns on the water slide while my husband video taped me. Hysterical. Hey, whatever, I was having fun. Going down with my arms up like I was on a rollercoaster. This after I was seriously embarrassed by the massage guy at the spa. He said that he often suggests extra towels for his clients from California with emplants.
1. Not all Californians have implants.
2. Mine are real.
3. Give me the towels and I will arrange my boobage. Damn.
I was about to die laughing because I said...hey, these are real. I mean if they were fake don't you think they would be staying put a little better? He was laughing at me too. So much for relaxation when Cole the Clown comes to town.
Anyway, he showed me the love, tucked the towel when appropriate and sent me on my way all oiled up and happy.
So, just thought I'd check in and say Mahalo!!!
ColeyB
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