Fall TV Season is coming!!!

Tonite new tv kicks off with the Season Premiere of Curb Your Enthusiasm. I love that show on HBO.

So, I watched the TV Guide Channels Fall TV Line Up Recap... and I must say, I am excited about some of the new boob tube shows coming.

Oh, hey, there was my baby sister on tv! Her commercial for Avon Cosmetics is running again. It's so weird to be watching tv and up pops your sister looking like a model, and not the freckled face pain in your butt that she really is. I'm just sayin...

Anyway, I wrote down all of the shows I am going to watch this season, so you can play along as well...

OMG, I am committing to watching 23 shows. I kid you not. It's insane. I don't know if I can do it, because that doesn't even count The Soup, Chelsea Lately, Ellen, All My Children and E! News Weekend. How am I going to do this? Well, first of all I guess we better start utilizing our second Tivo in the bedroom. And thirdly, no more exercise. The bike has to go into mothballs. Ok, kidding, but I am going to take it to work and ride it at lunch during the winter because it's dark by the time I get home anyway.

So, here the list of shows that are new:

Dirty Sexy Money: My most anticated show because I love Peter Krauss from Six Feet Under and it looks like a mix of Dynasty and Dallas, my all time fave shows.
Back to You: Kelsey Grammar and Patricia Heaton play dueling newsachors. Funny
Gossip Girl: Bitchy kids on CW Network. Have to watch because I don't watch Gilmore Girls anymore. Husband will overrule this as soon as he processes what this is. I will maybe get 1 episode in before he kills it. This one is the candidate for the bedroom Tivo.
Dancing with teh STars: Bedroom Tivo 4sure. Ryan from All My Children is competing and I will be voting my ass off for him. He's 6 packs of sex, and I can't wait to watch. Greg will be in the garage working on race car during this 4 sure.
Pushing Daisies: Mmm. Supernatural weird but looks good. Guy touches people once, they come back to life, touch them again, they die forever. If he doesn't touch them again, someone else must die.
Cashmere Mafia: Candice Bushnells new entry that is sort of Sex in the City, except we see these chicks earn a living. Lucy Liu, Brooke Shields, the chick from 24 and a chick from Melrose Place or Bev 90210...can't remember. Whatev. Looks worthy of TIVO space
Kid nation: 40 kids try to survive in ghost town. Appeals to my desire to be a psychologist. Sort of a Lord of the Flies thing.
American Band: duh. just watch it. Of course it's going to be good. For those of you who don't know, this is the American Idol produced show looking for an entire band, not just a singer.
Big Shots: Dylon McDermott and James Vartan...let's call this Desperate MenWorker Whores.

Shit I won't be wasting TIVO space on:

Chuck: Hello? The staged it at Melrose Place set. Like WTF? It's Hottie Hotel. Who could forget that? Lame. I think Heather Locklear's bathing suit top is still stuck in the pool drain. And I swear I saw Andrew Shue tanning. So, that's where he disappeared to. He really never left the apartment building.
30 Rock: I don't care that they are toting out Jerry Seinfeld. It's a weird show and I don't like Alec Baldwin. Period.
All the CSI, cop killer, forensic evidence shows: I think these are just the equivalent of University of Phoenix for criminals. They just train the bad people how not to get caught. It's not good to give away all the tricks of our justice system.

Non of the game shows are worthy of my time. Smart Ass 5th graders, dumb chicks with brief cases, Joey Fat One and his singing bee...all lame as hell.

Greg sez we have to watch Survivor. Ok, I'll toss him a bone and let him. Because I ditched watching 24 with him. My blood pressure couldn't take it. I barely made it through The Bourne Ultimatum. If I hadn't just seen Matt Damon in People Magazine swimming in Hawaii, I would have not made it through that movie.

Ok, so I know I didn't list 23 shows: Here's the rest of MUST SEE COLE TV:
Ugly Betty, The Office, Grey's Anatomy, Private Practice (Grey's spinoff), Two and A Half Men, My Name is Earl, Madmen, Amazing Race, Project Runway, Rules of Engagement, "Til Death, Desperate Housewives, and Ellen is the only thing on daytime. I'm done with Oprah. Sorry. Seen it all. No topic left to discuss.

And for those of you that stayed with me through this whole thing...my last tidbit of tv wisdom. The show you should be watching but may not be is

MAD MEN. IT'S EXCELLENT. Set in the 50's and a dark drama. Well acted, written and directed. Me and the hubby are eating it up. Very good tv.

Nighty Nite.