...I should have known this one was headed straight to the crapper when I realized 20 miles into my commute I forgot to brush my teeth. Fuck.
I mean really. What is so occupying my mind that I would pass that Sonic toothbrush right on by as if it's an optional tool in the bathroom. Right there in it's pristine little pedestal on the shiny granite counter it sat...waiting for it's morning buzz...but to no avail.
Thank God I have the free toothbrush and toothpaste the dentist gave me 3 years ago in my desk. I never throw anything away. Anyway, I have been so busy, I didn't make it to the bathroom until 1:45 pm to brush them. YUK. And now I am so dispondent I just had to blog. And I put my headphones on and vowed to listen to the first thing that came on. No changing it. Well, of course "A" was the choice and I got Adam Ant and Ashlee Simpson so far...WTF. I need to cull out the old itunes of the old shit.
Hey! I forgot. I found the funniest thing to tell y'all about last night at Best Buy. No I did NOT buy it. It's the UNAUTHORIZED American Idol Behind the Scenes. And you flip it over and just take a guess as to who is commenting...
1. Jessica Sierra - well, this weekend she had her court date for assault and battery postponed because she is in rehab for the 2nd time in 6 mo. due to possible near O'D. Mmmmm.
2. Corey Clark - alleged bf of Pauler. Ummm...also arrested this weekend for possession and probation violation. Currently enjoying "3 Hots and a cot" in county jail.
3. Marilu Henner - WTF?
4. Kimberly Caldwell - willing to do anything for fame.
Well, I'm feeling better. My teeth are clean and I have a brand new "fuck it" attitude to sport for the rest of the afternoon.
:) xoxo ColeyB
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Blogstress, Cole Bronn, writes little tidbits and occasionally rants about American Idol and other celebrity gossip. And she knits too.
Wednesday, September 5, 2007
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3 comments:
I've forgotten myself a few times. Very annoying. Since the tooth nrush in your draw was unused for 3 years, I have suspect you don't brush your teeth after lunch. When I was working there was nothing worse to walk in the bathroom after lunch to have a bunch of women spitting in the sink. Yuck!
Adam Ant??Seriously?? Cole, it sounds like you need a vaction.
Ummm. I'm tellin' Aint Mary.
Seester
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