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Blogstress, Cole Bronn, writes little tidbits and occasionally rants about American Idol and other celebrity gossip. And she knits too.

Sunday, September 23, 2007

Day 2 - chillin' like a villain

Finally figured out how to download some pics off digi...but now Blogger won't upload...dammit...I'll try later.

and news to report...we have our first trip to the emergency room taking place right now...Queen Lee Lee is taking her hubby to the eye care center. I think he bust a blood vein in his eye laughing too hard on the plane. It looks narly. Nurse Cole snapped into Project Manager mode, Googled "Kauai Eye Care" and found the urgent care center in 2.4 seconds. I am the person you want to take to a survivor camp...except that survivor camp must always have wireless internet, of course. Google and Cole are just the perfect partners in any emergency.

I spent hours in the evenings preparing a fun guide book for this trip...not knowing we would have this wifi connection. ha ha. I could have just waited until we got here!

Anyhoo...we positioned ourselves across from the water slides at the pool yesterday and I swear to God that was better than people watching at the airport. These crazy French bitches went down tandem and chubbier of the 2 body slammed one into the side. Hysterical. They were mixing drinks out of a backpack under the table. We couldn't tell if they were just too cheap to go to the bar or making some whacked drink the bar didn't offer. It was 2 toned in color...sprite on bottom and black on top. Looked like chocolate syrup poured onto Sprite. And they must go down smooth because they each had a 1/2 dozen of them!!!

Well, its 8:24 am and I haven't breathed fresh air yet. I've been up since 6:00 am and just reading People magazines and eating Hawaiian bread and drinking Hawaiian "Kaui Pie" flavored Coffee. Hawaii is the perfect vacay for me, because Coconut is my all-time favorite flavor. I swear to all things Hell Kitchen, I would eat liver if they covered it in coconut sauce with a side of coconut rice. My love of it spills into all souvenir purchases as well. I got a floating candle in a coconut shell yesterday!!! Our condo has a huge jacuzzi tub, and I plan to float with my coconut tonite. It's delicious here. Pineapple is in the water they serve...try it. You'll like it. Instead of a slice of lemon they put pineapple in their water. And orange slices too. Well, gotta go. Trash novel calling my name...pool chairs await. Surf to dance in...

coleyb - Mahalo!

3 comments:

Lu said...

cole, i am so glad you are having fun on vacay. I just got back home this morning, so I am finishing up our vacay blog with the missing elements and then also catching up with your blog. it is cracking me up. I am literally laughing alone in my living room in front of my computer. Good times, i say. See you when you get home! xoxo.

Anonymous said...

Coley! Sounds heavenly. We hope you are having a ball. State Fair starts this week, so I'll buy some ginzu knives and stand in the shadow of Big Texas and eat something fried for you. Love from Seester, the Boyz and the Little Woman.

Anonymous said...

Um, I meant Big Tex. You know.