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Blogstress, Cole Bronn, writes little tidbits and occasionally rants about American Idol and other celebrity gossip. And she knits too.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Britney Suffers a Double Dumping


As my seester reported in an earlier comment...Britney's manager is done. This time, before she has a chance to fire him, he quit. As did her lawyer. Britney's peeps are leaving her holding her nasty hair weaves with no wear to turn. That's just mad stupid. I mean really, I would have milked her for atleast a few more weeks, because I truly feel she has hit rock bottom. The only thing left is the mug shot and I predict I will still be in Hawaii when that comes around. She is going to trade that umbrella for a six-shooter and take someone out on an off ramp that looks at her funny...I know it. We will not see an October moon without her spending some time in detention. I can feel it.

Mmmm Mmm Mm. Darn shame. That stupid girl rakes in more money than she can spend a month and still behaves like a selfish idiot. I asked my 17 year old friend if she watched the VMAs or Britney (my one person hip kid focus group) and she said..."why do I want to watch a girl that shaved her head? She's just stupid" So there you have it. Can't even get past the hair thing and could care less about the song. She's all about Rihanna and Carrie Underwood. WHAT??? YEP, MY LITTLE Veronica has gone country. But she just doesn't really know it. Carrie is cross over for her. Well, good for Carrie and Veronica. Anyway the good news in this is Veronica wants me to take her to a Carrie concert. I'm so excited. Someone that wants to go see Carrie with me. New album coming soon!!!! Can't wait!

Bye now.

3 comments:

windycitynut said...

Are we sure that Britney and K Fed were not related before marraige? I bet if we researched their family tree , they were from the same acorn. That would explain a lot. Remember that X Files episode where the mutant kids were having "relations" with their mother that they kept on a wheeled cart under the counter cuz she had no legs? Maybe that's how they met. Some family reunion at the Spears household, K fed walks into the kitchen to grab a beer, hears some shuffling and is like "well, well, what do we got here!?!? Cousin Brit on a dolly, that's hot! " Next thing you know, we have a bloated toad opening the VMA's. God Bless America!

Have fun in Hawaii. Are you taking your red shoes to the beach??

Anonymous said...

OK, Windy. I was EATING! Thanks for the repuls0gram. Geez.

seester

windycitynut said...

Anything I can do to help out Seester. Maybe I should stop posting real late at night.