Welcome to Coley B's Blog-O-Rama of Drama

Blogstress, Cole Bronn, writes little tidbits and occasionally rants about American Idol and other celebrity gossip. And she knits too.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Perez is up to his ass in alligators

Did you hear he called Will.I.am a gay slur name?

I'm loving it. He's getting his just deserves. Especially after all he did making fun of dumb Miss California, who totally deserved it, but he put a magnifying glass on it.

Now let's read about the cheating governor who disappeared for days...

Politicians...omg. What the 'f is wrong with them?

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Suri Cruise...what a darling little girl


That little Suri Cruise is the cutest celeb baby EVah! I don't care if her dad is a alleged Scientologist freak...I worship yarn and fried foods. Don't be hatin'.

I think she will grow up to be just stunning. She has the most interesting eyes, just like her momma. Who is not a freak. She just loves her man. And who are you kidding, if he pursued you, I bet you wouldn't care what the hell he worshipped, as long as you were top of the list.

xoxo,

ColeyB

Oh No He Di'NT


Poor David Archuleta. That Dad of his will always be an albatross around his neck. Poor thing.

Now that asswipe has been picked up for soliciting a prostitute. Actually, it was more than that...they busted the massage parlor and asked if there was anyone there, and he was picked up 'after the sexual gratification was complete'. Ewwwww! PERVY dude.

How sad for that sweet little Archie. You know he loves his Dad. And he's about to go on tour with Demi Lovato. Sadness.

I hope Poppa Archie burns in Mormon Hell for this one. Pecker wood. Who does he think he is?

Disgusted.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Remember Bobby Sherman?

Ok, so I'm old. I was a little girl and he was the heart throb before David Cassidy, I believe. OMG. Look at him now!



He's a cop at 63. Imagine what he feels like knowing he was a teenage heart throb...

I still like Shawn Cassidy most of all.

Most of my crushes ended with the stars in rehab. Leif Garrett, Scott Baio, Willie Aames...what a pack of losers...or just plain 'off'd themselves (Andy Gibb). Sad era in the boy rocker days...Find it hard to believe the Backstreety Boys and NSync have managed to keep it together.

xoxo

Speidi Vs. Roker




This shit is awesome. Say what you will, I loves me some Speidi. They are such trainwrecks and seriously they believe they are the most popular celebs of all time.

LOL

Monday, June 15, 2009

Adam Lambert 20/20


I can't find any videos with the embed information so I can post for you...but I have a new found love of Glambert

Just go to Perez Hilton...or 20/20 abc to find it...or google adam lambert 20/20

He's a cutie pie.

Cole

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Remember Danny Noriega?

Mr. "Some people weren't Liking It" has self produced the most hideous shit video I have ever seen.

And so I feel compelled to sicken you with it as well...

Enjoy!

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Where I've been lately....


I guess it's time to break the news that I have re-invented myself, yet again. 

I have redirected my energies from blogging to entering the world of owning a business...

I opened a yarn shop called The Yarn Cottage, as you see in the picture above.  

I know you just thought my knitting was a hobby, but it's an obsession and I love it and so I dove in and opened a shop in town...actually moved into some space in an existing gift shop. It's quite fun.

So, I'll keep you all posted from time to time...and will most assuredly be back for American Idol next season.    Hope you all are enjoying the Adam Lambert Rolling Stone interview and photos.  And also the unbelievable speed in which Kris Allen has become irrelevant.  Did he even make ONE magazine cover?  Seriously?

Enjoy the summer!  I'll check in with you occasionally!  

xoxo,

ColeyB