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Blogstress, Cole Bronn, writes little tidbits and occasionally rants about American Idol and other celebrity gossip. And she knits too.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

It's Naked Cowboy Thursday!!!


Today I am on vacation.

What better way to start a 4 day weekend that finding an email with naked cowboys? We can all use a little more cowboy in our lives. They run wild in Texas. Really, you should go sometime. They call them Naked Rodeos...it's a special underground society, but they give out directions and discount coupons at most Dairy Queens and Quickie Marts, along with driver's licenses according to my grouchy horn-honking stepdad.

Now, being in the creative business that I'm in, I've been on dozens of photo shoots...mostly shooting food and sunglasses, in former jobs. But I can only imagine what this photo session must have been like.

Photographer: "Uh, Bob, can you lift your left leg up a bit, it looks like you are about to pee. And Steve, could you please stand a little taller, you're, umm, rather well-endowed, and I'm sure you're proud, but your junk if falling below the wood. No pun intended."

OMG, I made a funny. I cannot even finish this post. My imagination has rendered me unable to type.

Happy Thursday...and Happy Weekend.

xoxo,

Cowgirl Coley


4 comments:

tinkfromcalif said...

I think I may have to make this my screensaver! Holy Cow! I will take the third one from the left.

Kat said...

Thanks for reminding me of one of the reasons I miss Texas so much! Giddy-up, Cowboy!

Jeffro said...

Just perfect,
So the boss and I were sitting in his office cutting up about things( it was a really slow day). So I started talking about this blog. I was really giving Cole mad props about it. How funny she is, all the crazy shit that happens in her life and I go, here, let me get on your computer and show you.....Boom. Naked cowboys and a post about Project Runway . I am now known as Project Cowboy. Thanks Cole.

Artist formally known as Jeffro

Jeffro said...

Hey , can you throw us dudes a bone and give us something like Naked Nurse Friday or something??