What do me and Sarah Jessica Parker have in common? We are both volunteers for Barack. I volunteered to make phone calls to swing states this weekend. I am so excited. I'm going down there on Sunday...to campaign hdqtrs in my badass town.
Whoo Hoo.
Hey, I met a stranger in Starbucks on Thursday night. Our first official STITCH AND BITCH. It's odd, but I am really into this knitting shit. And sadly, I found that I suck at knitting. In case you can't tell, I pride myself on being good at stuff. If I'm not good, I don't do it. I don't really take risks unless I know I can excel. This is why I don't exercise. It's just not in the cards for me. So, this woman shows up and we share our junk...and then she watches me knit and says...well, that is hard for you because you are throwing your yarn wrong. CRUSHED. I have knitted so many things, and turns out I was doing it wrong. For the love of God, I am so lame. But, I just sucked it up. And she taught me a new cast on (secretly, I know she was thinking, this chicks a dumbo) and I picked it up really quickly. But anyway...she agreed to meet again next week. So, that's fun.
Oh, before I forget, in case I croak, I want someone to tell my funeral home that this is what I want on my tombstone..."Curiosity Did NOT Kill this Cat". OMG, I love that. Some famous person just passed away and said this in an interview before his death. What a great quote.
I only got 10 tricksters tonite. I am stuck with 15.00 of crap. I've eaten 1 pack of Skittles, a tootsie roll, 1 tiny Twizzler, and a Milky Way Mint.
Where's my insulin drip?
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