I guess it's time to confess that I moonlight as a coal miner, and was one of the 33 (+1) trapped in Chile for a while. Yep, I know you never saw me as I ascended, it was part of my covert Black Ops undercover work that I took just a bit too far. What got me to that part of the world you ask? Well, many of you may or may not know, but I take a strong issue with the resemblance between the Texas flag and that of the government of Chile'.
But I'm back now, my press tour with the President of Chile' went well, thank you very much. I will have a lifetime supply of fruit delivered for my efforts in keeping the trapped miners in good spirits. It's amazing how little those guys knew about American Idol. And I'm happy to report that they loved it, staged their own competition and you should be see the new sounds of Juan Carlos Capitan, winner of the Trapped Miner Idol competition, available soon at a Starbucks near you. Early reports compare him to Yanni and Christopher Cross with just a touch of Bon Jovi.
So, how is everyone? I wish I had a dime for every time I've been asked about JLo and STyler joining RJack. (note, if JLo gets letters then everyone gets letters. I'm stopping the DIVA treatment before it gets out of control).
I don't know what I think. But I do know that the funniest joke I have heard thus far came from SNL Weekend Update host Seth Myers who said, "This week AI announced the new judge lineup for next season. JLo and Styler join RJack...otherwise knows as Coffin Nail #1, Coffin Nail #2 and Coffin Nail #3.
LOLOLOL OMg, I can't stop lauffing. I can't even type right, or use correct grrammer.
Bye for now.
PS, if no one commetns that they read this post, there will be no more. You've been warned. I know it's my fault but as I said...trapped in mine, blah blah blah
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I was remembering today how I watched the Season 1 teasers with quite a bit of disdain. Then I happened upon the trainwrecks that comprise the early episodes. I called a friend and made her watch with me (over the phone tv--how silly). We refrained from discussing it at work because it was too embarrassing to admit--then after a few weeks it became evident that *everyone* was watching.
Cole! So, you were trapped with a bunch of miners. You know better than to give me that kinda ammo.But, in the interest of setting an example for my boys, I will refrain from any mature jokes at this time. Well, at least until they sleep. My life has been a blur since the twins have come along but was still checking your blog. Glad you're back!
Hey ColeyB, I just stumbled across your blog today and but admit that after reading your "About me" I was excited to see that your blog was about random shit! I love random stuff which means I'll love your blog! Hope you're having a great day!
Katie (follow me!)
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Welcome back CB! Looking forward to an exciting new season of AI and CB. I'll check up on you again soon!
NJ Fan
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