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Blogstress, Cole Bronn, writes little tidbits and occasionally rants about American Idol and other celebrity gossip. And she knits too.

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Geriatric finale...

OMG,they could have have the Geriatric Music Hall of Fame ceremony immediately after tonites show. Seriously. The first 5 musical acts were all born in the 50's. Alice Cooper, Chicago, The Bee Gees. No offense but when your founding members have died off, you're OLD. Retire already, since your voice obviously has (yes Alice, I'm talking about you. Try as they may, they could not drown you out. Ozzy Osbourne could have carried you AND that tune better. I digress).

Alanis Morissette and Crystal were absolutely the best of the night. I did love Bret Michaels...and not Pants on the Ground...for God's sake.

Every flipping time they brought out another blue hair my husband would say...warm up the paddles...the defibralator heart attack victim paddles you know! haha

When Joe Cocker came out, he yelled, "CLEAR!!!!!!!!"

omg, HE IS YELLING AT THE TV..."That old man didn't even shave. He's got a 2 day shadow going..grey shadow. That's it the last time you'll ever see him on stage again." HA HA. They had to jacked him with 20 :ccs of Adrenaline just to get him dresssed.

LOL

Ok, so just for the record...I say Lee will win, but Crystal will be the bigger record seller.

And, like all the season's that have come before...I win. I picked the winner, again. Ho..humm. Although, I do think I was stumped on the Traylor Hicks season...and we see that I was right on that one, because he went from Hero to Zero before the lights were even cool at the Nokia Theatre. Who won Daughtry's season? And I don't think Daughtry was on the stage tonite either. Kelly did not look too happy, but I imagine they could have sued her ass big time, because you know they locked her in for the reunion show back when she was a nobody and she signed her life away. I love her to death, and I don't know what Idol did to her, but she's cutting her nose off to spite her face (I've never actually typed that, is that the saying???) because if she had sung a new song off the album in the works, she would have gotten so many more record sales. But alas, she is not a sell out like me. I'm pimp my ass OUT. Ok, not really. Well, maybe. How much are we talking anyway? Again, I digress.

Seacrest closes: "We'd like to thank tonite's sponsors Geritol and Depends. And for those times you find yourself with someone special, Viva Viagra."

Yea! Chris! Another season bites the dust. What are we going to talk about over Baked Cheetoes tomorrow? Shall we have a celebratory donut?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think America got it wrong. Too many david Cook's and Kris Allen's. The last two years America had a chance to be different but alas we went the easy route. Crystal will be great and have a nice future. Lee will not be so great.

Hope you prove me wrong Lee. At least I know my husband will be buying your album.

NJ Fan

Chris said...

speaking of David Cook, why wasn't he there for the Simon tribute. All the other winners were. I actually quite liked the sendoff for Simon. He will be missed, unlike Paula.

Jeffro said...

I missed most of the show. Was in the hospital with the wife, beginning stages of labor. I was "lucky" enough to catch the Big Booty formally known as Janet Jackson. Um, misuse of spandex should be punishable to the full extent of the law. Just saying. Did get to see the old timers though. They were on the floor below us. Am I the only one leaning towards not wathing next year? Gonna depend on the changes they make I guess