Most awfulest auditionastic horridness I've ever witnessed

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Click to be sent to the video of awfulness. It's Chris Klein (formerly engaged to Katie Holmes before Tom got ahold of her).

Auditioning for Mamma Mia. Cringeworthy.

Watching the Finale to Survivor...

You know what, I still loves me some Survivor. Seriously, I love this show and if they are still showing it at my nursing home, I'll grab my cane and wobble my ass down to the tv room to watch it. Imagine Jeff Probst at 65! haha. Dipples and all.

I loved ths Heroes vs. Villains more than anything. LOVE IT. I had hoped Colby could win. It's down to Sandra, Parvati, Jerry and Russell. I honestly can't tell you who is going next. Should be good.

I guess that since there are 2 millionaires up against Russell..who never won...but who actually is a millionaire in real life, I don't care who wins.

Now on American Idol...I'm going to be on the couch voting for Lee (not literally dialing, however.  Haven't done that since Carrie Underwood and Daughtry.)  By the way, just for grins, if you could turn back time, would you have changed Daughtry's outcome and let him win AI that season, or let the cards roll as they did...where he is the poster boy for 4th place wins big.?  Leave me a comment on the blog...love your thoughts.

I don't care who wins. Sadness. I don't totally love anyone, but in order to care I had to throw down the gauntlet down in a meeting with the big wigs and put it out there that Lee Dewyze will win. Crystal will not get the little girl and cougar vote. Seriously. She won't.

I hope it turns out to be a good finale, and I hope they get Harry Connick Jr. to replace Simon. Seriously.

Cole

The Final Four...how I see it going down

Well, last night had it's ups and downs, or maybe I should say it's Pitchy and Bitchy.

I LOVE Lee DeWyze and I tell you this so you know how painful it is for me to state he f'd up that song. Seriously. I love SEAL and I hope he was somewhere far away not hearing that homicide on air.

Crystal, can you cram any more shit in your hair. Seriously you look like Big Birds Human Cousin. Any more feathers and you'll take flight. So distracting. I admit, the gaps in your teeth are less obvious when I am distracted by your snake-like tresses. Doo-doo rolls is what I really want to call them. Oops I think I just did. :)

Here's how I hope the finished order falls out.

4 - MIchael Lynche (sorry guy, when you don't believe, neither do we. me thinks you want out now because you don't want to win, and have to make the Idol record you don't wanna make, or sing at the superbowl, etc.)
3 - Casey James (tick tock...tick tock...your blonde hair is up. Enjoy your time in Nashville, making a good crossover Rock Country album. Hope Aaron Kelly hasn't already beaten you to Rascal Flatts front door. 'fraid he might have though)

Final Two: Lee wins

Crystal will lose because she didn't garner the Cougar and 14 year old girl vote. Sorry. Lee will get all the Cougars and lots of teen idol girls. Simple as that. His dimples alone are worth 20,000 votes a night.

And I saw someone mention Harry Connick Jr. as Simon's replacement. THAT'S A FACEBOOK fever pitch I would stand behind. I think he was my favorite MENTOR ever. LOVE him. Funnier than Ellen, seriously.

I still like my idea of Russell Brand though.

Ok, well, let's see how it rolls out.

Coleyb

FIND ME ON NEW BLOG...STUCK IN LONDON

HEY PEEPS!

I'M FREAKING stuck in London. Under the Ash Cloud.

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Siabhan glasses are HOT

I told you guys...or was it my imaginary friends? Well, really that's the same isn't it?

Those fried eggs that Siabhan wears are going to be all the rage. I know it.

Well, here's freakin' proof.

DID I CALL IT OR WHAT?