Down to the Fab Five ...

So how has everyone been.  Sorry it's been a bit since I posted.  It's nothing against y'all but man life is crazy for me.  You probably know that I have ADD...and I get bored easily.  So, I got an Ipad for Christmas and I have become a Plants VS Zombies addict.  Seriously.  I wish I had a log to know how much of my life has been wasted.

And then I finally got was dragged kicking and screaming into Facebook.

Hey, I won the the "caption of the week" submission couple of days ago.  They asked for people to write a caption from a scene from upcoming episode, and I did..and I won.  HA!  As I wrote on FAcebook, this fulfills my dream of writing for a comedy show.  And I didn't have to move to Hollyweird.

Idol is awesome, but seriously, I know you won't believe me, but I am LOVING, THE VOICE....Even though Cristina Aguilera looks like that wig will disentegrate at any moment, I still love that she holds it together and puts her plump bootie into those tight dresses with boobage squishing out the top and the whole 9 yards.

And Adam Levine...who knew he was sexy?  Not me.  I don't particularly like his music too much...kind of a whine and a little too girly.  But Yabba Dabba Bazinga.  Hot.

Ceelo is who I want to be best friends with.  What a teddy bear, darling with a freak streak a mile wide.  Love him.

Blake Shelton.  Well come on down pardner...you tall drink of countryness.  Loves him

So it sums up... I love THE VOICE.

Back to AIdol:  Ryan, I do not like the new hair do with side part.  You look like Dick Van Dyke.

JLO, my husband HATED your messy hair, and quite frankly, I think you looked more like MA on Little House on the Prairie tonite.  Perhaps you were leaving for Marie Osmond's Mormon wedding right after the taping, in which I can understand the matronly chiffon turtleneck dress you were wearing.  And that flower?  Seriously  it looks like you crashed into a florist running onto stage.  not your prettiest look, sister.  If I'm being honest.

I hope Jacob Lusk goes home, as I have wanted for 3 weeks.  Why is he still there?

Haley killed it tonite.  I was not impressed with James first song...but loved the second.  Scotty can go on off to Nashville any time and it will be fine.  Same for Lauren.  Nashville better send a big bouquet of flowers to American Idol for doing their work for them.  James will probably win, as he should.  I pick Haley to be there with him, and I would have never given her a chance 2 weeks ago.  I thought Casey would be around longer.

And finally, the weird random fact of the week about me:   I bought a Panini press today at the mall because I am obsessed with a sandwich I ate last week.

Hope you are all well and looking forward to Summer!!!  I know I am.