Season 10 begins

Seriously did you think I wasn't going to watch and blog? I have to use my iPad for something!!!

I loves me some JLo. Steven is fascinating. He's like tv roadkill. You have to look. You just have too. Rachel the one singing halleluya. Note this season I will not be spell checking.

So far I love "f a duck and see what hatches". Ha ha.

So this year I thought we weren't seeing all the crappers. So far not so. Steven Tyler has the best veneers in Hollywood. Seriously. You know his teeth gave out 3 albums into his career. You know so far we have what I am going to call boomerangs. Two got through to Hollywood but they will be coming on back home as soon as they audition.

I can't wait to hear what the sing out song will be this year when peeps get kicked off.

Jersey has a few snookie wannabes. Did you see the chick bust up crying over JLo. The Selena cryer? Then Steven and Randy are making fun. And then the dumbo pops the girls out with stars on them. What a loser. I can just see Jeffro droppin one of those twins rightout of his lap on that one.

R u seeing that nose guy? He can sing. He reminds me of Artie on Glee. Awesome. I'm liking the 3 of them so far. Omg the Boy Scout. When the post office makes the first nerd stamp I have the candidate for them. Whoops too soon. Nerd alert. The burper. Sing Ike and Tina turner. Proud Mary. Omg. Ashley that loves Britney may be crazier than Brit Brit. Yellow teeth and greasy hair. Seriously how do the people see themselves as a star? Omg they are going to put her through. Seriously she is the female steven Tyler and the yo yo dawg has brought my first tears of the season. Ok but now Cosovo kid brings more tears.

Ok so I am falling asleep. This has been fun. Gotta snooze. Xoxo. Hey to nj fan, Jeffro, my seester, chris h., and any return readers! Tinkdr too!