Down to the Fab Five ...

So how has everyone been.  Sorry it's been a bit since I posted.  It's nothing against y'all but man life is crazy for me.  You probably know that I have ADD...and I get bored easily.  So, I got an Ipad for Christmas and I have become a Plants VS Zombies addict.  Seriously.  I wish I had a log to know how much of my life has been wasted.

And then I finally got was dragged kicking and screaming into Facebook.

Hey, I won the the "caption of the week" submission couple of days ago.  They asked for people to write a caption from a scene from upcoming episode, and I did..and I won.  HA!  As I wrote on FAcebook, this fulfills my dream of writing for a comedy show.  And I didn't have to move to Hollyweird.

Idol is awesome, but seriously, I know you won't believe me, but I am LOVING, THE VOICE....Even though Cristina Aguilera looks like that wig will disentegrate at any moment, I still love that she holds it together and puts her plump bootie into those tight dresses with boobage squishing out the top and the whole 9 yards.

And Adam Levine...who knew he was sexy?  Not me.  I don't particularly like his music too much...kind of a whine and a little too girly.  But Yabba Dabba Bazinga.  Hot.

Ceelo is who I want to be best friends with.  What a teddy bear, darling with a freak streak a mile wide.  Love him.

Blake Shelton.  Well come on down pardner...you tall drink of countryness.  Loves him

So it sums up... I love THE VOICE.

Back to AIdol:  Ryan, I do not like the new hair do with side part.  You look like Dick Van Dyke.

JLO, my husband HATED your messy hair, and quite frankly, I think you looked more like MA on Little House on the Prairie tonite.  Perhaps you were leaving for Marie Osmond's Mormon wedding right after the taping, in which I can understand the matronly chiffon turtleneck dress you were wearing.  And that flower?  Seriously  it looks like you crashed into a florist running onto stage.  not your prettiest look, sister.  If I'm being honest.

I hope Jacob Lusk goes home, as I have wanted for 3 weeks.  Why is he still there?

Haley killed it tonite.  I was not impressed with James first song...but loved the second.  Scotty can go on off to Nashville any time and it will be fine.  Same for Lauren.  Nashville better send a big bouquet of flowers to American Idol for doing their work for them.  James will probably win, as he should.  I pick Haley to be there with him, and I would have never given her a chance 2 weeks ago.  I thought Casey would be around longer.

And finally, the weird random fact of the week about me:   I bought a Panini press today at the mall because I am obsessed with a sandwich I ate last week.

Hope you are all well and looking forward to Summer!!!  I know I am.

American Idol...finally a dude goes home

Sorry Paul, but I despise Rod Stewart and you were totally Tiny Rod to me.  I would like the number of your teeth whitener doctor before you go though.  Tweet me.

By the way, an odd thing happened as you were voted off.  I saw a really hot guy, once you shut your neon mouth closed.  You have a nice face, cool hair and I really like YOU, not the Rod Stewart Tribute Man you seemed to be.  I think you are hotter than Bradley Cooper actually.

Ok, so why am I writing this blog to Paul?

Alright Party Peeps, I'm not going to apologize for not writing for a while.  I have not been insprired. To be honest, I haven't even watched the shows for performances, I just watch the vote off.  I mean a speed watch, if I hate the song, I'm out.  I always watch Lauren Alaina, Stefano, and James Durbin.  When I need to be surprised whether I will cringe or like it, I dip into Haley.  Never watch Gospel guy, like Scotty alot but it's not fun cheering for someone knowing he already has a career in country in the bag.  He could sit out the rest of the show and have a record out by Christmas, and mark my words he will.  Sometimes I feel he is a country Clay Aiken.

Hey, did you hear that Kimberly Locke is going to be on a new talk show replacing All My Children?  Google it.  I love her.  I actually bought her album and it's awesome.  She had that one hit "8th World Wonder" but there are other songs that were just as good on that album.

JLo is so beautiful...been saying it all year, and damn if People magazine didn't make it official.

 I was  working from home on Friday and there is this new show called THE GOSSIP QUEENS on and listen, you need to DVR that shit for a couple of episodes because there is so much going on I can't even cover it all here.  Four comedians on a couch...a black lady that looks like Keanan Thompson from SNL in drag.  A white woman that looks out of place.  She never says a word and when she does it's like 'what?'.  I think her agent said "take the gig, get some tv face time, let America find out who you are and then, we will get you a sitcom".  Well, this American, says I know who you are and you ain't funny.  Get off the couch.

Next on the couch, the guy from Ugly Betty who played the fashion reporter always bustin on Wilhemina Slater.   The gay Filipino dude with spikey hair.  Now that guy IS FUNNY.  Seriously hilarious.  And finally some Amazonian woman I have never seen, who was sort of funny.

But the best part of all was the Latino lady that came on with the hot gossip.  OMG.  She was seriously funny with that accent like Gloria on Modern Family.  Hilarious.

Back to Idol:  Steven has absolutely forgotten he is a judge.  He thinks he is at a concert every night, like his own private party or something.  So funny.

Casey Abrams.  Talent locked in a nerd's body....that occasionally has lucid moments that are cool, but dissipate as quickly as they appear.

If you put a gun to my head and made me commit to who is going to win, I'd say...James Durbin.  Or Lauren Alaina, who was on my original pick list.

I do hope James wins.  I don't think he has the fortitude to withstand the industry though.  He's really emotional and fragile.  But if he gets a good manager that doesn't totally pimp him out and sell his soul to the highest bidder, then he might make it.  He's in a class with Daughtry.  Very talented.

Damn Daughtry and those twin babies.  We aren't going to get an album out of him for a while I'm guessing.

Well, off to get my feet remodeled for summertime sandals.  Time to scrape, shape and slap on fresh paint.

Hola!

xoxo

BACK in USA now

Sorry, it's been through the entire 2 weeks and kick offs since I last blogged.  I have been in Europe and got deathly ill in Czech Republic.  Almost defected to Russia.  I digress.

Here's some pics though...

PRAGUE

PRAGUE Castle

Bike rental stand in Milan

Lake Geneve...Geneva, Switzerland

Amazing trip....now back to Idol.

So, Steven Tyler and JLo are really awesome.  I tell you what I like most...they don't fight and argue amongst themselves like Pauler and Simon did, etc.  Randy doesn't do that stupid BOOO  BOOO whenever Steven is announced.  There is a professionalism and respect that I like.  

JLo is the most beautiful.  Sometimes it's hard to remember she is also an actress.  Talk about some talent.  Now why is she married to that Marc Anthony?  He's kind of creepy to me...sorry.  I'm sure he is the nicest.  But I don't get it.  

Steven's hair is kind of grimey as long as I am picking on things.  Why the feathers on a leather string?  Gnarly.  

Randy looks happier than ever.  He's funny.  More lively than the last season.  

My final words are:  Simon who?

And now let's talk about the Idols.  Wow, it's just weird how they go from audition week to the Live stage.  And some make the transition and some do not.

and then they waste a save on the guy from The Hangover.  Seriously?  Really?  I mean he's different, but is he YOUR AMERICAN IDOL??  Like Bob Dillon is now an American Idol.  Katy Perry or Lady GaGa are American Idols.  Jennifer Hudson...Chris Daughtry.  Let them go all different on us this year, and you know what you will get???  Taylor Hicks  Enough said.

I still loves me some Stefano.  But I'm afraid he may fall away.

I do not like Paul "Rod Stewart with Uber white teeth".  I hate his girl gravelly voice and his stalker grin.  I cannot critique him because I walk out of the room.

I love the 15 year old Alaina.  And I like JAMES alot.  The country dude, Scotty, definitely has a country career already in the bag.  No doubt.  So he doesn't need to win.

Jordan is awesome but I can't get past the theatrics some times.  I guess if I'm pressed to say...I don't really have a favorite that I am really super behind yet.  I just don't.  I think there is great talent, but no one I am dropping 65.00 to see in concert.  Like I would and did...to see Daughtry, Underwood and Clarkson.  I paid to see all of them, and loved every flipping minute of it.  And I love the DAvid Cook Idols Tour.  These people are goign to have to step it up if they are getting any of my cash.

Really, I'd pay to see Aerosmith before I'd go see any of them, actually.

So, can't wait to see what's up tomorrow nite.  

xoxo,

ColeyB

Will you be watching XFactor?  

THE GIRLLLLSSS!!

WOW - zee.

Ok first apologies...I'm in London now and will be delayed in blogging.  however, I just stumbled upon a replay of the show on ITV 2 here in London, so I can do a real post with it refreshed in my mind.  Now this first girl, is so cute and I love the Rihanna song.  But this girl SUX.  She is awful.  I can't remember if the judges liked it but she is flat, sharp and outta tune.  ugh.  Besides she has a hyphen in her FIRST name.  Really?  I

Now, my last post had me predicting my final 3.  But I got the brunette girl wrong.  There are 3 that looks so much alike.  I like the other girl with the long straight black hair, that reminds me of Lea Michelle a bit.

I am going have a strong without a DVR and having to sit through that Rachel chick who has been through 7 times.

Oooh, they have a show called Secret Diaries over here and it's about the diary of a callgirl.  It looks good.  She is a wealthy call girl.  Looks more like Sex in the city, the Pay Per View version.

Meerkovo.com...a commercial using meerkats to promote God only knows what.  God these British know how to make flipping hysterical ads.

Hey did y'all here that I am in London and so is JUSTIN BIEBER.  I can't wait to find him tomorrow.  LOL  If I could got to the concert I would.  Seriously.

Ok, just occurred to me that I could go online and find out who the Top 12 is on A Idol Site.   Lets do that instead of waiting through all of this crapola.  So here is the Top 13.

Ok, after all of that, they are now airing the next night show.  Jeez.

Well, I gotta watch this now.  I think this is going to be a freakin' awesome season.  And the cherry on top of it all is that Simon Cowell was on Jay "I'm a two faced loser" Leno last night and he was absolutely smug and not happy about the fact that ratings have not taken a dive since he left! LOL

JLo and STyler = SteLo   (like that celeb mashup?)  Or SteLoDy.  TyLoJack   TyLoDy.  Pick One.  I think I'm stickin' with SteLo and the Dawg with Ryan Seacrest.  LLols.

Bye peeps.  I'm fixing to go buy a couple of songs on Itunes,  new GaGa Born this Way (which is a Madonna mashup if you ask me, but still like it) and I'm going to find that "find it on the radio" song that my favorite Lauren Alaina sang...which I believe is a Wynonna Judd song, or some Country chick.  I think Lauren Alaina could replace Miley Cyrus.  She is 100% darling for a roll model for little girls.

Hey, anyone seen a Jonas Bros lately?  They hate Bieber I bet.  HATE him, because they can't even date him like Selena Gomez can to keep her flame burning.

Bye now again.  For reals this time.

xoxo

I LOVE THIS SEASON!!!!!!!

HEY...it's me.  Of course I am still watching American Idol.  I just haven't been blogging because I just needed to wait and see this Top 12 Guys and Girls.

The Guys blew me a way.  But then, me and hubby decided (his idea!) to write down our Top 5 guys to make it to the Top 12 (+plus the judges wildcard).  And when forced to actually bet on who would make it through, it was tough.  So, here's who I pick:

Karaoke guy (seriously, cannot remember name.  Chris? Too lazy to Google)
James Durbin Lambert
Stefano Italian name:  Sang Bruno Mars
Guy who channels Luther Vandross, Jacob Lusk

Ok dammit, I gotta GOogle this.  Ugh, Carrot Top popped up first.  I do not like his voice.  Sorry.

Alright its Clint the karaoke guy channeling Harry Potter.  He'll get the little dweeb girl's votes.  And Casey Abrams.  Or Scott McCreery.  Not sure.  Neither would appeal to them.  I think the more Justin Bieberish you can be the better.  That's why I voted for Clint.  And not crazy white teeth Rod Stewart guy.  Who to me looks like Bradley Cooper on meth.

Now do I think a guy will win?  Nope.  I think there are way better women.

Here's who I'd like (this early in the game,) to be in final 3.  Oohhh...last year I bombed at predicting.

As for Steven Tyler, J-Lo and the Dawg.   FANTASTIC JOB.  I think they are great.  They are professional, none of that stupid banter telling Simon he's mean, or Pauler to shut up.  It's all good in my book.  And Steven Tyler is my favorite.  He's so sensitive and yet so stern too.  I like him alot.  He's a flipping Rock Star.  Literally.  It just seeps from his pores.  Springsteen or Jagger could not hold a candle to him on this show.  Tyler should be in the movies.

Ok, so more tonite....but a bit of bad news.  I'm about to start traveling for the old job again.  Please don't let me get under an ashcloud again.  Headed to Europe.  Be back in 3 weeks.  Will try to blog from hotels.

L8tr Sk8trs

Season 10 begins

Seriously did you think I wasn't going to watch and blog? I have to use my iPad for something!!!

I loves me some JLo. Steven is fascinating. He's like tv roadkill. You have to look. You just have too. Rachel the one singing halleluya. Note this season I will not be spell checking.

So far I love "f a duck and see what hatches". Ha ha.

So this year I thought we weren't seeing all the crappers. So far not so. Steven Tyler has the best veneers in Hollywood. Seriously. You know his teeth gave out 3 albums into his career. You know so far we have what I am going to call boomerangs. Two got through to Hollywood but they will be coming on back home as soon as they audition.

I can't wait to hear what the sing out song will be this year when peeps get kicked off.

Jersey has a few snookie wannabes. Did you see the chick bust up crying over JLo. The Selena cryer? Then Steven and Randy are making fun. And then the dumbo pops the girls out with stars on them. What a loser. I can just see Jeffro droppin one of those twins rightout of his lap on that one.

R u seeing that nose guy? He can sing. He reminds me of Artie on Glee. Awesome. I'm liking the 3 of them so far. Omg the Boy Scout. When the post office makes the first nerd stamp I have the candidate for them. Whoops too soon. Nerd alert. The burper. Sing Ike and Tina turner. Proud Mary. Omg. Ashley that loves Britney may be crazier than Brit Brit. Yellow teeth and greasy hair. Seriously how do the people see themselves as a star? Omg they are going to put her through. Seriously she is the female steven Tyler and the yo yo dawg has brought my first tears of the season. Ok but now Cosovo kid brings more tears.

Ok so I am falling asleep. This has been fun. Gotta snooze. Xoxo. Hey to nj fan, Jeffro, my seester, chris h., and any return readers! Tinkdr too!