Whew...I'm finally back.

I guess it's time to confess that I moonlight as a coal miner, and was one of the 33 (+1) trapped in Chile for a while.  Yep, I know you never saw me as I ascended, it was part of my covert Black Ops undercover work that I took just a bit too far.  What got me to that part of the world you ask?  Well, many of you may or may not know, but I take a strong issue with the resemblance between the Texas flag and that of the government of Chile'.

But I'm back now, my press tour with the President of Chile' went well, thank you very much.  I will have a lifetime supply of fruit delivered for my efforts in keeping the trapped miners in good spirits.  It's amazing how little those guys knew about American Idol.  And I'm happy to report that they loved it, staged their own competition and you should be see the new sounds of Juan Carlos Capitan, winner of the Trapped Miner Idol competition,  available soon at a Starbucks near you.  Early reports compare him to Yanni and  Christopher Cross with just a touch of Bon Jovi.

So, how is everyone?  I wish I had a dime for every time I've been asked about JLo and STyler joining RJack.  (note, if JLo gets letters then everyone gets letters.  I'm stopping the DIVA treatment before it gets out of control).

I don't know what I think.  But I do know that the funniest joke I have heard thus far came from SNL Weekend Update host Seth Myers who said, "This week AI announced the new judge lineup for next season.  JLo and Styler join RJack...otherwise knows as Coffin Nail #1, Coffin Nail #2 and Coffin Nail #3.

LOLOLOL  OMg,  I can't stop lauffing.  I can't even type right, or use correct grrammer.

Bye for now.

PS, if no one commetns that they read this post, there will be no more. You've been warned.  I know it's my fault but as I said...trapped in mine, blah blah blah