And then there were two...

So, as I predicted, Adam & Allen showdown.  Hokey Pokey Gokey is headed back to the land of cheese don'tcha know.  Let's give a big Lambeau Leap to our Packer fan Danny and wish him the best on his record, sure to release this fall.  I predict a Clay Aiken career for him.  He could be the next Dave Matthews.  Not cool enough, I know.

So a Kris and Adam finale.  Wow.  Milk toast man and Acid rocker.  What a spectrum of personality we have here. 

And only 1,000,000 votes separate them.  Now, listen people.  I believe Adam is in trouble.  I predict a Kris Allen win, and I'll tell you why.  The 20 or so million votes that went to Gokey, now have to go somewhere, theoretically.  I predict they will go to Kris before they go to Adam.  I'm just sayin'.  I think Kris and Gokey split the votes.  And more Gokeys will go to Kris.  

I really like Kris, to be honest.  I think Adam is more talented and we all know he does NOT need the win to get a rock album produced.  No problem.  Archuleta did just fine without winning.  

So, I thought the show was great.  But my buddy Sheila was over and we were yappin' and eating tacos and I just wasn't into watching the show. Sorry.  I missed Jordin.  I'll watch it tomorrow.  

xoxo peeps.  Our Season 8 is almost over.

Oh, and you can buy Daughtry's new single on Itunes now.  Yummy.

And for those of you who have not bought K. Clarkson...what the hell?  You are missing out.  It's really a great album.  I hear like 5 hits on that thing.  If you buy one song on Itunes, "Don't Make Me Stop You" is one song that you will hear in your head over-and-over.  It's so great.   Has that anthem feel like some of her first super megahits from Breakaway.  

zzzzz..........

Three Little PIggies...singing on the stage...

Here we go...2 songs each.  It's a two-fer night.  

Gokey, Kris and Adam.  Have we ever had a final 3 of testosterone?  Hasn't there always been a set of boobies in there?  It's odd to me tonite.  By the way, Alison was on ELLEN and she busted it out awesome.

So, Pauler puts Gokey in the dumper from the get-go.  Terrence Trent Duh-by?  What?  Even Gokey didn't know it.  So, yuk.  And he did aiirright, but not enough to win my vote.

Kris Allen...Apologize.  Awesome song.  Love One Republic.  Oooh Look...they got him behind the piano.  That's nice.   Ok, so it was ok, but not a barn burner really.  He is just kind of sortof boring.  I've always said that. 

And now for Adam.  Um, say what you will, but he is the winner you know.  Seriously.

So, of course, Simon pulls in the big U2 guns and hello?  ONE hell of a performance.  I hate to say it but I love that gay boy.

SONG'S #2:  What is Hokey Pokey Gokey going to choose to sing?  You Are So Beautiful by Joe Cocker.  Great choice.  Let's see if he pulls it off.    Oh, this is just stunningly beautiful.  Like the perfect arrangement for his voice.  It MADE IT HIS OWN.  And it went from ballad to energetic  and passionate.   Now I see glimpses of David Cook in him on this performance.  I think he nailed it and may have just locked in #2 position for next week.  Seriously.  Nice, nice job and more importantly stunning emotion and passion.  Randy and Kara agree with me, wisely.  Pauler loved it.  Simon...here we go.  WOW  Vocal Master Class.  Now, I hope the 12 year olds with their fingers 

Kris Allen....SINGING KANYE WEST, Heartless.  NUH-Uh?  What?  If his plan is to bust out, he may just do it.  Crazy.  I can't wait to hear this.  Ok, so this is insane.  It's so risky.  He has some rappin' going on and no backup music.  Just acoustic guitar.   Wow.  That was crazy.  I loved it.  I swear I cannot believe that guy pulled that out.   Betcha' Simon hated it, I'll tell you 'indulgent' will come out of his mouth.    Paula, we are so sick of you digging at Simon.  Seriously.  OK, Simon shocked me and he says he was great.  So, good job.  

Ok, I have to say, Kris and Adam finale would make me happy.  Really.  With Adam winning it all.  I would be happy if Kris won though.  Or Gokey.  I guess that means none of them really are my FAVES.  Listen, when Daughtry was voted out, I was so depressed.  I cried.  I was despondent.  Seriously.  And if David Cook had lost, I would have cried crocodile tears.  Can you guys believe I didn't watch Kelly Clarkson win in the first season?  And Carrie Underwood was killer and I loved Bo Bice.  Ok, so thanks for letting me go down memory lane.  For those of you who wanted to see Fantasia, Reuben, Taylor or Jordan have a big career...sorry.  (though Jordan has some awesome songs, and let's be thankful Chris Brown didn't whack her in the studio.)  

Adam...Aerosmith...Crying.  This is going to KILL.  OMG.  I cannot wait.  Thanks to TIVO I don't have to...and can play it dozens of times.  And I will.    I hate the backup bitch that is stepping on Adam's vocal.  Who the hell is that?  Sounds like Melinda Doolittle.  

Ok, I like Aerosmith's version better, but whatever, who cares...he's a rock star.  Our first gay Rock star, if you don't count David Lee Roth.  

xoxo,

ColeyB

Couch wars

OMG, my hub and I have been at each other's throats today.  He wants a freaking sectional sofa with a recliner in the end. 

WTF?  How old are we?  90?  Seriously.

I can't stand it.  He's calling me a furniture snob and if Ethan Allen made it I wouldn't care.

And he's so rude.  I was googling sectional sofas.  And he kept saying "type in L-shaped couch" which I thought was retarded.  And I looked over and can you believe he found 'lshapedcouches.com" or some shit like that.  

There is some good news.  We are moving our tv into the kitchen, so I can watch tv and COOK at the same time...and we can eat and watch tv, just like the nice white trash suburbanites we were raised to be.   And then, we are getting a flat screen for the living room.  Whoo Hoo.

Of course, he want's one the size of a billboard, and I'm saying NO, we aren't getting it where it looks like the freaking Survivor people are in my living room WITH me at Survival Council.   Hey, maybe they could vote GREG off the couch!

ha 

How's your weekend.  Mine has been slightly uneventful, except I lost my sunglasses.  I think I left them at my friend's store.  

BYE now

Last Night's Show

Sorry, but super busy and no time to blog.  

I hated the duets getting judged.  

Adam killed...Danny ...meh....Alison great...Kris...um, not sure?

I think Alison is going home.  

Thoughts?

Paula Performs Tomorrow Night

All I can say is "OH LORD HELP US".  

I can feel my butt clenching already.  It will be cringe-worthy for sure.  I hope the Ford Commercial doesn't upstage her, that's all I'm saying.

Prove me wrong Pauler.  

BTW, Your boobies look nice above and your arms are so toned for a 50 year old.  (not her real age but I know "Forever Your Girl" was ages ago, right?)  You go grandma-in-training.

If you want to hear the song early, (there might be one of you out there), go to Ryan Seacrest's website for KIIS fm and you can click away.

PS:  I admit I did it and it's a cross between Madonna's "MUSIC" and Britney.  That's all I'm sayin'.  Techno pop.  Highly voice engineered.  

coley 'with her cat claws clenched' b

Thanks JenG for the scoop!